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This would be a good vibrator for some people so I am giving it a 4 out of 5 stars given the price point. Good for those who want something portable and not very loud. It has strong buzzy vibrations with 10 functions. It does not look like a vibrator. It is small enough to be thrown into your bag or even in your pocket. The negatives are that the vibrations are strongest in the base where you hold it, it is not waterproof and it is hard to clean.
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Pros
Unique design
Travel friendly
Pinpoint vibrations
Cons
Hard to clean
Buzzy vibrations
Strong vibrations in base
Rating by reviewer:
4
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If you want something to throw in your purse or back pack this would be great. It is also small enough to fit in your jeans pocket. This is a good entry-level vibrator. It would be good for someone new to vibrators as the shape and size are very non-threatening.
Good points:
Pinpoint vibrations that are fairly strong.
Entry-level price
Compact and good for travel
Does not immediately appear to be a vibrator
Good for college students or those without a lot of privacy
Pinpoint vibrations

Negatives
Lightweight material
Shiny finish that may be scratched or wear over time
Strong vibrations in base make hands numb
Buzzy vibrations

Design
This is an interesting little vibrator. The shape is quite unique and unlike any other vibrator that I have seen. It is an oval/triangle shape. On the front is a small LED light under that is a push button. On one side of the button is ON and the other side says OFF. Under the button is 10 FUNCTIONS. Near the bottom it says California Exotic Novelties. The back has the battery compartment where you insert two AAA batteries.

The neck and head fit into a groove on the top and side of the vibrator. It fits snugly into the groove so you do not need to worry about it coming out during storage or travel.

Except for the logo, it would be difficult for someone to guess that this is a vibrator.

Material
You would expect this to be metal and have a bit of weight to it. It is extremely light. The body and the tip are a shiny gold plastic. The arm is a silver metal coil. There is nothing on the box to indicate the actual material that is used. If you have material sensitivities you may want to be wary of this product.

Over time, I could see the finish becoming scratched and possibly wearing off.

Packaging
The vibrator comes in a plastic box that is not a lot bigger than the vibrator. It is nestled in a clear plastic holder within the box. The box shows the vibrator through the front and has a full-sized picture of the vibe on the back. The picture points out several features. This makes it not very discreet but at least there are no naked people on the box.

Operation
The first thing you must do is insert two AAA batteries in the back. Batteries are not included. The battery compartment is easy to open. The light plastic makes it feel a bit cheap. The batteries fit very snugly, and I had to fiddle with them a bit to get them inserted. Once you have the batteries in, just push the on/off button. You then cycle through the standard 10 patterns from steady, to escalating, to pulsing. You can shut it off at any time by holding down the power button for 3 seconds. This is a nice feature as some vibes make you cycle through all the patterns before turning off.

The vibrations were very strong in the base and were slightly weaker at the tip. The vibrations are very buzzy but were fairly strong on the highest setting. I could see your hand going numb after using this for a while.

I found that once I folded it down and then tried to open it again it was a bit difficult. After some trial and error, I found the best way to open it back up was to push upward and pull out on the tip.

Care and Cleaning
This is NOT waterproof so you cannot submerge it. I would not really even consider this to be splash proof as the battery compartment is not at all water tight. I would use a toy wipe or damp cloth to clean the tip and arm. The coiled arm has many tiny grooves where I could see lubes and body fluids getting caught in. For this reason, I would avoid contact with either.
Experience
Personally, I was not very impressed with this vibrator. I was very intrigued by the shape and design. I like things that are unique and do not scream, “I am a vibrator!!!!” Unfortunately, the execution of the idea is not as good as I hoped. The material is quite light and cheap feeling.

When used as a clitoral vibrator it did give good pinpoint accuracy. The vibrations were stronger in the base. That was very distracting. I also found the vibrations to be very buzzy.

It was fairly quiet and could not be heard over a moderately loud TV.

I did not feel comfortable using this internally due to the painted plastic tip and I do not see a good way to ensure the grooves in the coil get properly cleaned. You could use this internally, but I chose not to.

This was not a keeper for me so it will be looking for a new home.
Follow-up commentary
It is a good starter vibe and good for travel. It is good for those purposes and for the price. I have found that cleaning the bendable neck is difficult. I do not like it but not so much because there is a problem with the toy but due to personal preference. I like more rumbly silicone toys. Since it was not a favorite, it moved on to someone who would appreciate it more.
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