OhMiBod - traditional vibrator by OhMiBod - review by DespyKitten

I, like many others, am a music lover. When I heard about this toy, my immediate reaction was to sprint to my wallet and unsheathe my magical plastic cards to purchase my new magical plastic friend. My only reservation was that it seemed a bit pricey for a traditional-style vibrator with a gimmick, but the novelty eventually won me over and I spent my day's hard-earned coin.

This vibrator comes in very attractive packaging, with a soft pink drawstring sleeve for storage between uses. There is a splitter for your music player or computer audio port, so you can plug headphones in while you are "fully enjoying" the songs' effects. It also comes with a second base, which turns this toy into a wire-free, multi-speed device (slow, medium, fast, and quite a few delicious and teasing combination of the three).

The hard, cool plastic felt nice on my clit, but its narrow shaft left a bit to be desired on the inside. The vibrator itself appears to be the standard size, suggesting that sleeves could be found to enhance its girth and texture. Without an accessory, this toy is best suited to clitoral use, perhaps in tandem with a larger toy for penetration.

I plugged in, laid down, and relaxed. I must say, my choice of song was impeccable: it was long; it started off slow and soft,then have a gradual build up to several loud and intense parts where the vocals and guitars sent impressively strong vibrations twixt my nether-regions. I found it a delightful tease -- It brought me close, but would not let me come until the song had reached its climax. Of course if teasing is not your style, you could put on some ridiculous metal and go all out from the beginning. . . Be aware that the vibrations come from the treble and not that rhythmic, bumping bass; because of this, I'm not sure how well suited it would be for trance, techno, or rap.

A mere week ago, I did not think there was any better way to relax than lying in a dark room and listening to a favorite album as my mind and body calmed down from a tense day. I was wrong -- now there is a way to turn your favorite album into a "whole body experience" that will leave you trembling and breathless.

Unfortunately, my enthusiasm ultimately lead to the demise of this toy about 8 months after its purchase (usage every 2-3 days). Sometimes, if I used it for too long, the batteries seemed to overheat, expand, and become next to impossible to remove from the shaft. Only after banging them against the edge of the counter for 20 minutes was I able to remove them. This only happened a few times, and could have possibly been due to a defect in my model alone. Even after I let the toy cool off, they were obstinately stuck inside until I walloped it a few good hard times. I believe this problem could be avoided completely by limiting use of this toy to about 45 min at a time. It can be a little harsh when used anally -- it can tease just fine, but I don't recommend using it for penetration.

If you want to enhance your music experience, give it a try. Just be careful: while wearing headphones, you may not notice the moans escaping your lips. . . but your neighbors will.