Happy Hooters - female intimate lotion by Doc Johnson - review by LuckyLady

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Goodbye Boob Sweat!

The Happy Hooters comfort lotion was my first of this type of product and I think it performed rather well. From now on having large breasts and wearing underwire bras isn't a bad thing because this lotion prevents "boob sweat" and schaffing which are complaints many big-boobed girls or underwire wearing women experience. The Happy Hooters comfort lotion is worth a try; it just might change your life and make it easier.
Published:
Pros:
-absorbs into skin quickly
-not sticky or greasy
-prevents schaffing
-prevents sweating
-scented
Cons:
-smells masculine
-pop top dispenser doesn't allow for control of amount of lotion
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Happy Hooters female comfort lotion's purpose is to help prevent schaffing and sweating in the breast area (boob sweat) or any problem area on the body. This doesn't necessarily have to be limited to females alone, males can use this if desired but there is a product designed for males called Nice Nuggets which is promoted for the testicular area. This could be excellent for anyone who has issues like "boob sweat" during social events or for those who seek more comfort during work outs. I would say this would be great for those of us who wear underwire bras as well or who have large breasts as schaffing occurs often in these cases. The only product interaction concern I noted was an ingredient called colloidal silver which has been noted in the medical community to have several interactions with medications such as antibiotics and this product's ingredients should be researched with potential interactions prior to use.

To Use: Apply a quarter size amount to desired area after bathing as needed.

  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Comfort
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • After shower
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture is only slightly runny so this lotion will go on thin and a small amount will cover a large area. The lotion isn't in the least sticky and it dries quickly after contact with skin. After it dries the skin is left smooth and it doesn't feel like product is on the body; there's no sticky or greasy feeling left after use.
    • Slick
    • Thin
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

The aroma is medium strenghth; it's not a weak smell but not too overpowering. It is parfumed but the product scent is not named and the scent is not familiar so unfortunately I can't be as specific as I'd like to tell you what it smells identical to. It doesn't smell very floral or girly, the smell is a bit masculine.
    • Smells good

Performance

The life of the product on the skin will determine on your activity levels. I've noticed less sweating and alot less schaffing during workouts when I used the Happy Hooters comfort lotion. Depending on the amount of how active you are you may need to reapply or use less. A simple bath or shower will remove any lotion. I've noticed when I increase my activity levels I've sweated off the lotion, so monitor how much you need. The performance is pretty well, again it's based on your activity and the smell isn't overpowering, but I don't like that the smell is masculine. My skin feels smoother after use and I don't have to deal with "underboob" schaffing, so it does its job pretty well.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Allergy concerns
    • Feels natural

Packaging

The lotion bottle is a thin black bottle roughly the size of one's hand from wrist to finger tip. This is not discreet because of the words "happy hooters" written on the bottle and the impression of white and pink breasts drawn just beneath that label. The size is travel friendly but again, not discreet. The lotion is easy to dispense with the pop-top but the lotion is thin so too much can pour out. There isn't information on the bottle that describes what it is used for, only instructions and ingredients are labeled.
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Minimal
    • Travel friendly

Special Features

It has an expiration date! If you're like me and you have your bathroom shelves stocked full of beauty products collected over the years you may know the annoyance of trying to guess when something may expire. Unlike the goodies we all stock in the fridge that have expiration dates most bath and beauty products don't have this information printed somewhere on the bottle but this lotion does.

Personal comments

A little tip: The liquid is a bit runny so I would advise against tipping the bottle down to pour; instead tilt it to the side to prevent excessive pouring.
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Comments
  • gwenevieve
    gwenevieve  
    thanks for sharing ;3 glad it worked out for ya ;D
  • angel42539
    angel42539  
    Thanks for sharing, great review. Thinking about buying this
  • LuckyLady
    LuckyLady  
    thanks for reading!
  • Hallmar82
    Hallmar82  
    Thanks, I think we'll try it
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