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Hans and Franz present the tiny puny barbell for your vagina.

Have you recently had a child? Do you want to work out your PC muscles? Then Hanz and Franz have the right product for you. It's the Lelo Luna Beads that have different weights, look pretty and feminine, and have a little surprise that encourages you to do your Kegel exercises everyday.
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Pros:
feels good, works your pc muscles, easy to maintain
Cons:
remembering to wear them
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

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Hallo, I'm Hans and that's Franz and we're here to Pump *clap* You Up! We heard you have abs of steel, buns of steel, and thighs that can crack walnuts thanks to that thigh master, but your PC muscles are weak and puny. Have no fear, ladies. Hanz and Frans have just the solution for you. We bring you the Lelo Luna Beads tiny, puny barbell for your vagina.

But Hans, how does it work? Well Franz, all these ladies know the pubococcygeus (pc) muscles are important for supporting the vaginal floor, preventing urinary incontinence, and stronger contractions during orgasm. Kegel exercises that contract these muscles strengthen them. But, why just contract them when you could add resistance? The individual bead or 2 beads in the barbell system can be inserted into the vagina. The added weight stimulates the muscles to contract to keep the beads in place and the weighted ball rolling around inside each bead adds a pleasurable sensation.

Why Hans, these sound perfect for any lady with a vagina. That's right Franz. These beads are perfect for anyone from beginners to advanced users. Even for ladies with a short vaginal canal or tipped uterus, you can use just one bead with the retrieval string for exercising in comfort. These should not be worn during pregnancy though, and Franz, let's remind the ladies that these beads are only for the vagina. These are not anal beads and should not be inserted anywhere but the vagina.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

That's right Hans. Say, Franz, what do you think these beads are made of?

Well, Hans, the pale pink and baby blue weighted beads are made of transparent, ABS plastic that is nonporous and odor free. Oooh, Hans, they are smooth in my hands like a baby's bottom and when I use my bulbous, protruding biceps to squeeze them they are firm like my own bottom. There is a small ridge in the plastic to guide the ladies where to place the beads in the tiny, puny girdle if they want to use 2 beads at once but it is not noticeable in use. Tell them about the girdle, Franz.

Yes, Hans, the girdle is made of white, odorless, medical grade, 100% silicone. It is also smooth but unlike your beads, I can use my fist to squeeze and manipulate the soft, flexible girdle or crush it like a tiny, puny bug in my hand. Even when I squeeze it as hard as I squeeze to bend steel with my bare hands, the girdle maintains it shape. Amazing Hans.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Yes, Franz, that is amazing. What else is amazing is how the girdle holds the beads in place so securely and firmly. The grooves on the beads fit neatly into the lipped edges of the girdle and the slight drag of the silicone holds the beads perfectly, just like my abs. There is a hole in the bottom of the girdle where the string of the bead slides through. This makes it easy to retrieve the beads when the ladies have finished pumping pussy iron.

But Hans, how much are they lifting? A lot Franz. The ladies are pumping 28g per pink bead and 37g for each blue bead, but this allows you to build from 28g on it's own to 74g total! Do you feel the burn, Franz?

I feel it, Hans! Tell me more! The retrieval string is about 3 inches long, which could be irritating to some, but comforting for those who worry about the balls escaping too deep into their vagina. The string is securely attached through the tiniest, puniest little nub in the plastic. I don't worry at all about it coming loose from the bead, Hans. And, each bead is 1.375 inches in diameter and the girdle is 3.5 inches long. Comfortable and smooth, they work to Pump *clap* You Up!
    • Ergonomic

Performance

Hey Franz, what makes the tiny, puny barbell system different from other Kegel exercisers? Well, Hans, the Lelo Luna Beads tiny, puny barbell for your vagina system has the most ways to use Kegel balls that I've seen yet. You can use one bead, both beads, light beads, heavy beads, and they are quiet. You can hardly hear them when worn.

And Hans, while most systems have tiny, puny internal movements that are barely noticeable or that you have to jump and gyrate like crazy to feel, the internal balls in the Lelo system provide a pleasurable, stimulating sensation to the vaginal walls without requiring crazy amounts of movement. Hey Hans, sneeze hard and the beads will move. Go ahead, I'll wait.

*Achoo* Hey, you're right Franz, I felt that. But, Franz, but are they comfortable?

Of course. They are smooth, stay in place easily, and remove easily thanks to the retrieval cord. They can be worn a full 8 hours without discomfort. That is a long time to pump iron, Franz, but they are so comfortable the time passes quickly and without cramping or pain.
    • Comfortable

Care and Maintenance

Ok, Hans, how do you care for the tiny barbell for your pussy system? With soap and water or toy cleaner, Franz. Just be careful to clean around the lips and crannies of the tiny, puny girdle so there are no places for bacteria to grow. Also, use water based lube only to help insertion and completely dry the balls before storing them to keep them shiny and new.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The tiny barbell system comes with the traditional Lelo cardboard box and a small, satin drawstring pouch for storing the beads. It is tiny and puny though. The white, satin pouch holds only 2 beads at a time in the girdle so Franz and I recommend keeping the box to store the beads, girdle, informative usage booklet, and warranty. It is so nice you could even gift it to your other lady friends who want to pump iron.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

Hans, I think we have a caller. Yes, Ma'am. Tell us how much you love the Lelo Luna Beads tiny barbell for your pussy system!

Wow, I can't believe I finally got through. Oh Hans and Franz, I love the Luna beads! They are the highest quality, most comfortable product I have used yet. They are easy to clean, comfortable to wear, and feel great wearing them around the house while I do dishes and climb the stairs. They are easy to insert with a dab of water based lube using the same techniques as I would to put in a tampon. They stay in when I want them to and come out easily when I am done. The string does not get in my way or irritate my vulva at all. In fact, the sensations of the little balls feel great! They are not orgasmic, but they definitely make me want to get up and move! I couldn't be happier with this product and have seen a noticeable improvement in the strength of my PC muscles. The hardest part is remembering to wear them! Thank you Hans and Franz. I love the Lelo Luna Beads tiny puny barbell for your vagina system and I'm telling all my friends!
Follow-up commentary
This was a great purchase in my eyes. I've had them for a few months and they still look and feel great. I've tried a fair number of kegel exercisers in this style and these are hands down, the best. The internal movements really do feel noticeable and pleasurable. The string is the only bit that has shown any wear and I just dip it in a 10% bleach solution every few weeks to make sure it doesn't get gross. I still like and wear them and they work.
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    ChicaPrize  
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