Faith - discreet massager by Evolved Novelties - review by Magician

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Have a little Faith. Oh come on, puns are funny.

Faith is a small vibrator with a big heart. That sounds epically clichéd. Faith is a small vibrator that will fuck you like a vibrator should. These so-called discreet vibrators usually sacrifice power for size or economy, but this vibrator is able to compromise between the two extremes.
Published:
Pros:
Great form factor, strong vibrations, standard battery size.
Cons:
"Multi-speed" here means "two-speed".
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
I support breast cancer research. I really do. Just don’t get me started on the state of “Pink-washing” the advertising world is in today. There’s a fine line between cancer awareness and color overexposure, and I think this campaign crossed the line somewhere in 2008. But this is not the place for my personal views on the state of consumer campaigns; this is the place for my personal views of my wife getting off with a sex toy.

The Faith vibrator is small and white, though it does not fit my definition of discreet. If it takes less than 5 seconds of staring to determine if an object is a sex toy, then it is not discreet. However, it does have a pleasing form factor, bending slightly at the end and having a nice flat and solid surface at the tip for firm clitoral stimulation. It’s advertised as “multi-speed,” which I suppose is technically true, but usually people don’t call two-speed devices “multi-speed.” Small nitpick, but for a vibrator of this size it was not unexpected for it to have limited vibration choices.

The slightly curved shape of the vibrator became a great point of interest the second I got on top of my wife and she began vibrating her clit. We were able to fit it much more comfortably between us compared to other larger vibrators, and because of this I was able to thrust at a better angle. I was also able to save a bit of arm strength since I don’t have to hold myself up so high. Not that I have any problems holding myself up. Or anything. I’ll have you know I always have two tickets to the Gun Show to give out. That’s right . . . moving on . . .

The vibrator, if compared with others we had, had two speeds: medium and high. For my wife, medium was enough to get her off, while high was a bit too intense for her. However, she does have a pretty low threshold for vibrations, so the high on this vibrator may be what you need. For its size, the vibrations are comparable to larger vibrators. Also note that the sound also makes itself comparable to larger vibrators, so don’t go using this if you’re worried about being overheard. The final thing I always like that this vibrator has is standard batteries. I’m a stickler for not wanting devices that require random sized batteries.

Overall, this was a great little vibrator that has definitely made itself known amongst our drawer of sex toys. Often new toys are set aside for old favorites that are familiar and consistent, but Faith has secured a position in our normal rotation.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Faith tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Sex
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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Comments
  • Naughty Student
    Naughty Student  
    Sounds liek it worked out well for you. Nice review.
  • Kimbertrees
    Kimbertrees  
    Great review!
  • P'Gell
    P'Gell  
    Good review. I like your writing style. (You are also a good husband to keep your wife so well aroused by buying her toys!)

    If you could include the material the toy is made of, some cleaning directions, (is it water proof? Splash proof?) and what lubricants are appropriate for it, it would be great.

    Thanks for the review.
  • Danielle915
    Danielle915  
    Great review!
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Good review. Could use a few more details as P'Gell mentioned but good none the less.
  • ToyGeek
    ToyGeek  
    Glad you like this one, thanks for the review!
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    Damn right puns are funny! Great review.
  • C4ss
    C4ss  
    Puns are funny! Thanks for the review.
  • CrystaCat
    CrystaCat  
    I agree C4ss They are funny~ Nice review~
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