Heaven Now Comes in Purple!

I fell in love with the Love Handle and it has not left my nightstand since I first used it. It provides so much variety and it fits well to my form. I often find myself thinking about using it when I'm not at home. If it was a little quieter I would take it to work!
Published:
Pros:
Oh so soft and knows the ins and outs of any girl. Easy to care for and use.
Cons:
Delayed off button and small handle.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Ummm... Thinking back to this divine piece of ecstasy makes me tremble. If I was stuck on a deserted island and could take only one of my many toys, the Love Handle would my my companion, hands down. The intended use for this device is to stimulate/massage the G-spot.

The Love Handle comes with 7 different vibrating settings:
1. A constant vibration that is similar to most vibrating "toys"
2. A constant vibration similar to the first, that is faster
3. A constant vibration that is the same speed as the 2nd and incorporates a pulsation
4. A set of 3 pulsations with a slight pause in between (morse code for the G-spot was my first thought)
5. A set of 6 pulsations with a slight pause in between, the last being a little drawn out
6. A set of 5 pulsations with a slight pause in between, the first being a little drawn out
7. A set of 4 pulsations with no pause in between, at a steady pace

With the varying settings this toy is ideal for a newbie or avid user, offering at least one type of stimulation for everyone. I will admit, though, that if you have never used a device like The Love Handle, to go through the various settings slowly. It will give you a little jolt not knowing what to expect. It may even be a good idea to test the settings against the palm of your hand to help determine just what each setting can do.

The Love handle is meant for the G-spot, however it can be used to tease other a parts of the body, like your nipples and, because it is the exact same toy, just in black, as the Get A Grip Prostate Massager [http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toys-for-men/prostate-massagers/get-a-grip], it can also be used in anal play.

If you are looking for a first G-spot toy this is perfect because of the variety it offers, the smooth shape, comfort grip, and soft material. For this same reason it is great for an "expert" as well. This toy is even more perfect (if that could even be possible) because it can be used solo, with your partner, or shared amongst many. But if you choose to share your toy, please properly clean between exchange to help prevent transmissions of the "un-wanted".

The main feature of this massager is intended for the G-spot, however the "bulb" works well as a clit vibrator. Its like a gifted tongue without the mess.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Out of the box, the Love Handle doesn't have an overpowering smell, which is always a huge plus. Toys that have unpleasant odors tend to sway the user against it. This massager is made from PU coated plastic (ABS plastic with a U coat) and is phthalate Latex-free.

The texture is velvety smooth, which aids in non-irritation to those who are sensitive and prefer smooth textures. For those who like a little "bump and grind," what this toy lacks due to shape and texture is easily made up for in the 7 different vibrating functions.

Some women suffer from an inverted or tilted uterus. Many do not know that they even suffer from this until they have babies or investigate why things fill "different" to them during intercourse. Because this toy is so sleek and gentle it is comforting to those who find it difficult to find a perfect fitting toy.

The Love Handle doesn't leave an awful taste in your mouth when you want to share the taste of your essence with yourself or your mate.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

When I first saw the picture of the Love Handle I did expect a bigger product. Despite the the dimensions being listed you still never know how big or small a product actually is until you get it into your hands. Speaking of which, this toy fits great in a small hand, which aids to ease of use for you or your partner. Unfortunately because the handle is small, the grip measuring 3in., it won't fit well in everyone's hand. Also, the function control button is on the back of the handle so during use it is easy to hit the button, changing the settings and mood.

The small size does make it easy to hide in your drawer or toy storage box, but the odd shape will make it difficult to situate if placed with other toys. It may not fit in your pocket, but you can stage it in a travel bag, medium to large purse, or sock drawer.

The button controls the on/off and functions. Although you can push the button with ease to go through each setting, there seems to be a delayed reaction in turning it off. To turn off the massager, you press and hold the function button. But for the impatient, it seems like it takes a second or 5, to recognize the hold and is delayed in turning off.

The insertable length is more like 4 1/2 in than 5". The biggest part of the "bulb" is a nice 3". The "bulb" is not overly aggressive and when the vibrations start, although it presses nicely against your spot, it's not abusive or overbearing. The tip is smooth and smooth and doesn't cause discomfort to a virgin G-spot player.

Overall the shape works well with the shape of a woman and slides to the G-spot with ease.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The 7 different vibrations offer variety and adds to the longevity of the product. Some settings are harder than others and so I suggest taking time to get to "know" each one. At the same time it is fun alternating through vibrations during use. Each vibration talks to your spot differently and as such your "spot" responds differently. The variety keeps you wet, keeps you crawling, and keeps you begging for more, and it delivers.

The down side is that the function button is located on the handle, so just when you are getting into your groove you can slip and change the setting prematurely. Then when you are ready to turn it off it takes about 5 seconds to go off which can be a pain. Also I found myself turning it on accidently when putting it pack into its package. Not cool when you are trying to hide it from a snooping teen, who just so happened to walk in your room.

The Love Handle is waterproof and is a better shower mate than that old rubber duckie. I found myself staying in the shower more more than normal, so expect a high water bill that first month. The vibrations aren't stifled by water at all so happy "diving".

The biggest concerns, I feel, when it comes to vibrators is the strength of force. Because there are 7 different settings, there is a speed for everyone. Each setting delivers enough force to your spot that will arouse even the toughest critic.

The sound seems loud to me, but when I turned it on and closed the door I couldn't hear it through the door. In open spaces it is loud, though.

Very easy to use, especially if you are like me and like to try it instead of getting wrapped up in a bunch of complex directions.

The best part about this massager is that its like a two and one deal. It not only massages the G-spot but it can also be used to stimulate the clit and can be used in conjunction with arousal gels to make for a heightening experience. Ummm the tingling is coming back just from thinking about it.

Overall the product does what it says it will and will win you over whether you are experienced or not.
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

The Love Handle can easily be cleaned with soap and water or a toy cleaner. I used the California Exotics toy cleaner [http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-accessories/toy-cleaners-wipes/anti-bacterial-toy-cleaner], but found that it didn't take away the "sex" smell. I suggest using the Evolved Toy Cleaner [http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-accessories/toy-cleaners-wipes/advanced-smart-cleaner-misting-toy-sanitizer] or good 'ole soap and water.

Water-based and silicone lubricants are this toy's best friend, and should be the only lubes used with the Love Handle. I also used the Shunga Secret Garden Gel [http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-lubricants/arousal-lubes/shunga-secret-garden] on my clit while using the toy and had no problems. As a matter of fact for a moment I thought I heard singing and fireworks, may have even seen a few angels or two floating by as well.

Overall, cleaning the Love Handle is super easy. There are no exaggerated grooves or bulges that will entrap your juices and it takes little elbow grease to wipe clean. Also, after cleaning you don't have to worry about the toy attracting lint or furries which is a huge plus when it comes to storage.

I have chosen to keep my Love Handle in the plastic container it came in, because it fits well inside of it and will prevent any nicks or dings.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Love Handle comes in a nice hard plastic container that will survive normal conditions. On the contrary, Evolved has written the cleaning/usage instructions and materials in an easy-to-read font. It's quick, simple, and to the point.

Great for storage but is completely see through so if giving for a gift I suggest wrapping it up and, if hiding, hide it between or underneath something.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative
Follow-up commentary
I cream with this one simply thinking about it. Unfortunately it doesn't take much to turn it on, which isn't cool when you are rushing to hide it from your teen and her friends who decided to peek in the room to say hi.

Other than that I am simply in love. Heaven, heaven, heaven!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • amplified to rock
    amplified to rock  
    Great review - thanks!
  • Loriandhubby
    Loriandhubby  
    great review.
  • Brittany4985
    Brittany4985  
    Love it!!!
  • eye:)
    eye:)  
    Thanks for the review!!
  • Rraine
    Rraine  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Sexy Desire
    Sexy Desire  
    Love this. Looks a bit overwhelming of a product at first.
  • toffee
    toffee  
    Thanks!
  • bitch1
    bitch1  
    Thank you
  • Entropy
    Entropy  
    Smashing review, thanks!
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    LoneOokami  
    Thanks for the review.
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