Iconic bullet - bullet vibrator by Jimmyjane - review by Andromeda

Howdy, y'all! I'm Wild "Iron Clit" 'Dromeda here to tell you about the amazing Iconic Bullet. This little bullet is something that every cowgirl and aspiring cowgirl out there should have in her sex toy arsenal (heck, even non-cowgirls will appreciate this powerful bullet). Not only does it have a certain simple elegance, it's also discreet and mighty powerful. Though it's intended to hit that itty bullseye known as the clitoris, aim it a bit higher to rattle your nipples, or use it to massage all around your labia and anus to get you ready to ride. Careful, though! This bullet is tiny, making it unsafe for insertion into your vagina, ass, or rifle. Even so, beginners and advanced users alike will appreciate the thrills that this bullet provides.

This beauty will get the job done on it's own, though it is also perfect when paired with other sexy tools. Use it while mounted on your favorite cock or pair it up with a g spot toy to hit all those sensitive areas. Ride 'im, cowgirl!

This little dandy is made out of the finest food-grade milky white plastic giving it that smooooth texture. While the texture won't add much more bang to your bullet (you are able to get some good pressure because plastic is hard, though), the vibrations are plenty good for getting the job done, no matter what level user you may be. The plastic also makes this both tasteless and odorless, good news for every gal out there. After a hard day of dealing with smelly horses, pigs, sheep, kids, husbands, etc, no one should have to deal with smelly sex toys. This bullet is also hypoallergenic and phthalates and latex free.

The design of this bullet is very simple, but that's what makes it so wonderful. It's a cylinder shape with rounded ends that make it perfect for targeting the clitoris or circling right around it. It had me yee-hawing in no time! This bullet is very small, only 2 1/4" in both length and circumference, which may give small-handed gals an advantage, though I wouldn't call it too small. Since this bullet is for external use, it's size makes it suitable for all users. Another plus side to the small size is that it's a very discreet toy and easy to hide in any holster (aka bag, purse). Simply tuck it away in a pocket, and even the town's best sheriff will have a hard time finding it.

A simple design also means simple controls. The bullet has a single push button on one end. Push once for low, again for medium, a third time for high, and a fourth time to turn it off. While three modes of vibration may not seem like much, most cowgirls will be satisfied by the low and medium settings as this baby is quite powerful. Only the bravest of the brave with steeled hearts (and clits) should dare take on high (or if you really want that quickie orgasm). The vibrations travel allll throughout the bullet, though they are the strongest on the smooth rounded end. There have been times when I was bucking away and accidentally hit the button, but it's not too big of an issue. On low, the bullet is virtually silent, and it's still quiet on medium as well. It's a bit more audible when on high, but nothing that will be heard from behind a closed door.

For all you gals out there who like to play down by the creek or in the tub, you're in luck! This bullet is, in fact, waterproof and can be used for some extra wet play time without sacrificing performance.

This bullet is fairly easy to care for. The plastic exterior can be wiped down with antibacterial soap and warm water, or with your favorite toy cleaner then stored virtually anywhere. I recommend placing it in a plastic baggie if you don't have a designated toy box just for the sake of keeping dust off of it. Plastic is compatible with all other toys and lubricants.

One problem this cowgirl has had with her bullet is changing the batteries. As y'all probably know by now, the batteries should be taken out of a toy after use in order to extend their lifetime. However, the teeny tiny watch batteries are more or less stuck in there, making it a right pain in the rear to get them out. I recommend a lot of patience and some thin but sturdy strips from flash cards to help pry them out.

The packaging on this bullet was very basic-- a thin cardboard box with a thinner piece of pink cardboard inside holding the bullet in place. The box is not at all discreet and clearly states what is inside and what it is intended for, so plan to keep it out of site from any bandits in town (aka nosy neighbors and parents). The package could be used as a gift box if you simply wrap it up with wrapping paper, but I don't recommend it as a storage box. It's a bit too flimsy for my tastes.

Being a sharp-shooter and connoisseur of bullets, I was a bit skeptical that a bullet of this size and for that price could be THAT powerful. With one click I wasn't impressed, with two clicks I was okay, but with that third click... WOOOOOW-EEE! While I wouldn't say this here bullet is QUITE 5 vrooms (then again, after my Fairy Mini, nothing feels quite as powerful anymore), it's pretty darn close. Around 4.5 vrooms. I coulda played with this bullet until the sun went down and then rose again. When a bullet that small can tame even this Wild Iron Clit gal, it's a must-have!

Save a horse AND a cowboy... ride the Iconic Bullet!