Hustler oral pleasure by Topco Sales

I absolutely adore getting new toys. Ordering them off of the internet is even more fun than going to the store to pick them out. With an internet order one gets heightened levels of anticipation!

I had recently ordered something new, “Oral Pleasure vibrating suction for her” (brought to us by HUSTLER for the rest of the world). So I was anxiously awaiting a package with my brand new toy, checking the mail religiously. A few days after ordering it, here it was!

I wasted no time in heading to the bedroom with the package, and a pair of scissors. Surprisingly enough the scissors were unnecessary, the package being extremely easy to open. I just wish that I could say the same about the assembly. In about 5 minutes I had everything hooked up the way that it should be, including the two AA batteries I grabbed from my stash. A battery type every household should have plenty of in that kitchen drawer.

Now the package said to use it with lubricant, but I decided to give it a go without the lube for its inaugural run.

My advice is to start the vibrating before playing with the suction, or you’ll find you wish you had some helping hands! If I had more pubic hair I don’t think it would have suctioned well. On the negative side; my hand got tired of fiddling with the mouth trying to find the right spot and then keeping it in place. Also not a toy to use if you are looking for something quiet, I was wondering if the neighbors could here me. Of course, sometimes it’s more fun that way.

On the plus side: At least I got off…. Eventually.

A later trial -with lubricant- had similar results, just a bit messier and with slightly less hand and wrist power used holding the toy in place. I eventually gave up and took the bullet out and just used that. Can we say “instant gratification”? Yay!

This is definitely not my new favorite toy, but I also haven’t given up on it yet, further experimentation will include some kind of clitoral stimulation gel, I have higher hopes for that. Possibly it might work well with a partner if they are too tired to give you the real deal!