Oh Oui! pink banana - discreet massager by Love To Love - review by Welfarecowboy

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Oh Oui! pink banana

G-spot vibrator by Love To Love

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I don't know if I should laugh or get naked

This toy appealed to me on so many different levels. It has the unique ability to be both humorous in its design but yet completely functional. It's simple, it's fun, and the best part is that it is a vibrating pink banana, what's not to love?
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Pros:
Novelty Shape, Strong Vibrations, Variety, Uniqueness.
Cons:
Single speed bullet and not waterproof.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This vibrator is great when you are in the mood for something different. The toy itself is a fully functional vibrator, but the shape makes it more of a novelty item than your traditional vibrator. It really seems as though this toy was designed for the those looking to spice up the variety of their toy box or trying something from the kitchen.

This toy is suited for both externally or internally depending upon your mood and can be used either vaginally or anally because of its material. The vibrating bullet is not waterproof so vibrating water play is not an option, but it can be used as a straight dildo that way if you would like.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Anal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The toy is made out of silicone which of course makes the texture outstanding. This is a rather flexible silicone, but it still holds its shape nicely. There is just a slight give to the material that makes it bend ever so slightly. Fortunately there is no accompanying smell to the toy which makes it great.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I have to be honest and say that I absolutely love the design of this toy. I found the toy to be humorous and slightly arousing because of its familiar shape but unexpected color. It is fairly decently sized and accurately models a moderately sized banana.

The curve of the banana made it both extremely functional and practical. The toy is not intimidating in its size and works well in a variety of fashions. The slight arc made it fun for both external play in erogenous zones and also allowed for some good variation either vaginally or anally. The slight bend allows for fairly good manipulation to either stimulate the clitoris, g-spot, or p-spot. The accompanying vibrating bullet can be used separately if desired or slid into the open slot on the top of the toy. This is a single speed bullet, but it provides plenty of high speed vibrations that resonate throughout the toy nicely.

The hand-held size and funny shape/color of the toy make it a great candidate for a discreet toy. It would work well for travel because there is no fear of it breaking and the toy could be passed off as a gag if needed.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

I truly must say that I am impressed with the design and functionality of this toy. It does everything it advertises itself as and adds a nice bit of unexpected flare in its shape. The vibrations are rather intense and at a high speed. The vibrating egg is single speed with a single push button switch on top for easy control. Outside of the toy, the vibrator is pretty loud on its own, but the noise dampens greatly when the bullet is placed inside the banana. I think one of the most convenient aspects about this toy is that you are capable of swapping out the bullet with one of your own if you would like. This would open up either additional vibration speed or water play because unfortunately the provided bullet is not waterproof.
    • Easy to use
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Because the toy is made of silicone, care and maintenance is the easiest part of owning this toy. The toy should be thoroughly washed after each use with either mild soap or toy cleaner. Additionally it could be placed on the top rack of the dishwasher for easy cleaning as well. As with all silicone toys, water lubes are the only acceptable lubricants to use.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • SparkleRox
    SparkleRox  
    Thanks for the review! We could all use a little more laughter in the bedroom!
  • Tammi Longbottom
    Tammi Longbottom  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Brandonn
    Brandonn  
    "I don't know if I should laugh or get naked:. When in doubt, get naked. Nice review
  • Nkev
    Nkev  
    thanks
  • RomanticGoth
    RomanticGoth  
    Love the title. Thanks for sharing!
  • hillys
    hillys  
    Great review!
  • istas
    istas  
    thanks for the review
  • Elnoa
    Elnoa  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Michele
    Michele  
    Thanks for the review
  • LoveBug721
    LoveBug721  
    Nice title
  • FHeemz
    FHeemz  
    Bullet may not be waterproof... but the banana still is! =P
  • Sangsara
    Sangsara  
    was it REALLY 5 vrooms? thanx
  • TheirPet
    TheirPet  
    Yeah I think the 5 vrooms thing must have been a mistake.
  • Loubelle
    Loubelle  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Arlinnae
    Arlinnae  
    Thanks for the review
  • Doublenut
    Doublenut  
    Thank you!
  • captainsgirl
    captainsgirl  
    thanks
  • purpledesert
    purpledesert  
    Love the title.
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