Joanna Angel's spiked duotone balls - vaginal balls by Topco Sales - review by Retro

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I enjoyed Joanna Angel's spiked duotone balls. I found them easy to insert with generous lube or by placing them in a condom. I definitely felt them. It took a few minutes to get comfortable with the string sticking out. At first it felt like they might pop out but soon I was running around my house, doing work outs and enjoying all my trips up and down stairs. The only thing I disliked was the feeling of having to pee all the time from where it presses.
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Pros:
Waterproof, sturdy string, condom can be used with product.
Cons:
Nubs may be rough on top and may catch when first inserting, porous material.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

Joanna Angel's spiked duotone balls are used for strengthening the vaginal muscles. When I first pulled them out I read the paper inside then cleaned them off. These balls were not bigger than I was expecting because I used the size tool. I am really terrible at remembering sizes so this was an easy way to see what I was getting into, well what I was going to get in to me.

I cannot stress enough that you should use the size option on the product page. These are bigger than ben wa balls and have nubs on them. They are for inserting vaginally and then contracting your vaginal muscles. I did not mess around with contracting my own muscles too much because I moved around a lot when wearing them. I found it fun to walk up and down stairs, do house work or exercise while they are inserted. You can hear the little balls/weights rolling around inside but I didn't feel any vibrations.

I do not recommend using these without lube or putting them in a condom before insertion. The nubs can make it harder to insert them and I am thankful for the amount of lube I used when first applying them. I do not recommend these for anal use. Although the string was sturdy these are big balls WITH NUBS. They can cause rectal damage or the string might pop from pressure. I do not recommend sharing this toy or trying to wear them during intercourse. Also, be careful of how long you keep them in. Extended use can cause irritation.

I want to get a second pair because they are very cool looking. I think it would make a great rear view mirror decoration.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

Joanna Angel's spiked duotone balls are made of rubber. Rubber is a porous material so sharing this toy is advised against. When opening the container I did not notice any odors unless I actually put the item up to my nose. They are circular with flat tipped, almost spiked-like nubs making them bumpy instead of smooth.

Eden's material guide states, "Being porous, rubber does not clean well. You can make a rubber toy last longer and keep it cleaner by using a condom over it with each use."
    • Bumpy
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

Joanna Angel's spiked duotone balls are made out of rubber. Their circumference is 5", a diameter of 1 5/8'' and their weight is 0.3 lb. If you are like me and terrible at remembering sizes then I highly suggest using the size tool on Eden's product page. It really helped me see their size much better and I am better with visual aid anyway.

When first looking at the duotone balls they are circular balls with nubs sticking out. I received these in black with pink nubs. I started by pulling the string a little bit to make sure they were secure enough. I was comfortable that the strings were not going to pop out. The shape came off a little bit intimidating because of the nubs. I noticed on the nubs that some of them were a little rough. I filed over it with my finger nail but didn't want to accidentally mess up the toy.

All in all I did like the design. I can see how it is a good choice for vaginal exercising. I got them in easily with generous lube. One of the nubs hit my outside just as I was putting it in. It hurt a little but no blood and the second followed with no problems.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

I got a good water based lube and propped my leg up to put them in. When I put the first ball in a nub caught me and it hurt. I took a deep breath and didn't chicken out to put the second one in. The second one wasn't hard to put in and I didn't hurt myself on a nub.

I didn't feel any vibrations but I normally don't with these types of things anyway. I seem to be less sensitive in the vaginal area. I kept having the urge to pee and worrying they might fall out. They did not fall out and I think that was just from the string sticking out. A few minutes later I had no fears they would pop out but still had the feeling to pee. I know that was just from where they pressed on my vaginal wall.

They certainly were fun to wear. As I moved around more I no longer felt I had to pee. I was having more fun with the bumps from going up and down the stairs. I did a work out where I jumped around a lot. I am even more interested in getting an elliptical now and regret not testing them out at the gym. I WILL be doing that and put it in a follow up review.

I really liked them but do not wear them for extended periods of time. I cannot give a definite time frame, but after a while I couldn't really feel anything. With similar products my stomach started to hurt so I took them out.

Care and Maintenance

The care instructions inside of the product package say to wash after each use with liquid anti-bacterial soap and water. Pat dry with soft, cotton towel and allow to air dry completely. For maximum pleasure, use lubricant with this product(silicone and water lubricants are recommended for rubber materials).

To store this toy I use the package it came in. The package opens and closes easily. I also found the package easy to wipe down, so that was a plus. It isn't a big or bulky package aside from the part where the duotone balls stick out. It is an easy size and fits into a toy box I have.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

I received the product in a small to medium box. It had brown shipping paper crumbled on top of it to keep the actual product from moving around too much inside the box. The product itself is in an easy-to-open plastic container. The plastic container has the product and a sheet of paper listing other company items and care instructions.

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    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
I still like putting lube on these and slipping them in. They add a perk to everyday chores and an occasional giggle in the back of my mind when I am talking to someone and they have no idea. I do not use them too often but for what this product does, I use it. I would still recommend them to perk up the everyday or "boring" exercises. I still need to bounce around on the bed and be active for them to work to my liking but I still like them.
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Comments
  • cherryredhead88
    Great review! Good pictures, those do look kind of scary. I hate that pee feeling too... only con to vaginal balls. It reminds me of when I was pregnant and felt like I had to pee every 5 mins.
  • The Curious Couple
    Very nice review! Thanks!
  • LambChop
    Great review, thanks!
  • Wondermom
    Great review, thanks for the tip on the size!
  • lick123
    useful review
  • buzzvibe
    They would look great hanging from the rearview mirror. Kinda like a more modern take on fuzzy dice. Great review!
  • Missmarc
    Thank you for the review and pictures. Sounds like it can be painful.
  • Ash1141
    Good review
  • married with children
    these look painful. thanks for the review.
  • laceypanties
    Cool!
  • BlackxxxRose
    Bummer they're made of rubber, thanks for the review though! May have to pass these up.
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