Gyrating penis - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by LadyLefaye

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I Would NOT Call this Waterproof

Bottom line...DON'T BUY THIS VIBRATOR. The material is horrible and scores really low on the safety scale. If you actually use it in the water, don't expect the motor for the vibrator to last long. You'll just be left with a tacky, rubbery dildo that's hard to clean and smells bad.
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Pros:
--Easy to control the intensity of the vibration
--Nice length and girth
Cons:
--Material is sticky and smells horrible
--Hard to clean
--Not really waterproof at all
Rating by reviewer:
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extremely useful review

Use

Even though this vibrator claims to be waterproof, I really don't think it should be used in the water. I am actually on my second one of these, and both times, the seal on the vibrator was not sound. This allowed water to get inside and kill the motor.

While the motor was still working, I found I really enjoyed using this vaginally with a second small bullet vibe on my clitoris for extra stimulation.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material that this is made out of is *terrible*. It has a tacky texture and any bit of lint or fuzz will stick to it. Because of the texture, you definitely need lube of some sort to use this vibrator. The material also has a strong rubbery smell to it that really doesn't fade with time.

As I mentioned above, this is actually the second one of these vibrators that I've owned. The reason I got a replacement is that the material actually started to flake off on my first one, which didn't seem sanitary or safe to me at all.
    • Flexible
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The shape of this vibrator is really the best part about it. It has a slightly large girth, but it isn't ridiculously long, and it is very realistic looking (aside from being purple, of course). The twist knob on the bottom allows you to control the intensity of the vibration in a smooth, gradual way.

Because of the girth, I'm not sure I'd recommend this for beginners. It's a little wider than most of the other vibrators I've had in the past, which might be uncomfortable for some people.

I definitely wouldn't call this vibrator "discreet". It is a big, purple, veiny penis. There is absolutely no mistaking what it is meant to be used for.
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls on this vibrator are very easy to use. It has a simple twist knob on the bottom that allows you to gradually increase or decrease the vibrations. The vibrating part is close to the head, so you can use it vaginally or on your clit.

My biggest complaint with this product is the waterproofing. I'm on my second one of these, and both of them leaked horribly, which ultimately led to the motors dying out very quickly. I purchased this vibrator because I really wanted something I could use in the shower/tub, and this does NOT fit the bill. No matter how tight I twisted the battery compartment shut, water always seemed to work its way inside of the vibrator, with no easy way to get it out. This meant that I'd have to leave it sitting out on a towel or wash cloth until all of the water eventually drained out of it or evaporated, because I did not want to store it with water inside of it (given that the material is translucent, it was pretty easy to see when it was full of water).
    • Battery guzzler
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Because of how sticky the material is, this toy definitely requires a lot of cleaning. I actually purchased a toy cleaning spray in order to keep it clean. Lint, fuzz, and hair stick to the material. Although, rinsing it with water will get it off.

However, as mentioned above, this 'waterproof' vibrator isn't really waterproof at all. Sometimes, I'd enter into a vicious cycle. I'd rinse it off to get rid of hair and lint, and water would get inside of the vibrator. Then I'd leave the vibrator to sit out until all the water had drained out of it and it looked dry. But since the material is a lint magnet, sometimes this would meant that by the time it was dry inside, more lint had collected on the outside.

This vibrator really is a pain to keep clean. Also, you have to be careful not to clean it too vigorously or the outer layer of material might start to flake off.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The packaging wasn't anything special, but it is a firm, clear plastic with an indentation that is exactly the size of the vibrator. Because of this, I decided to keep the packaging so that I could use it as a storage container for the vibrator. This is because, given the material, you definitely can't store it in anything made of cloth!
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

If you've read this far, you might be asking yourself why I bought a second one of these if I had such a bad experience the first go 'round. Well, the truth is, at the time, I was in a long distance relationship, and this vibrator happened to match the dimensions of my boyfriend's penis exactly. After the time it took to find one just the right size, I wasn't keen on beginning the search again.

Well, that relationship fizzled out (much like the motor in the vibrator), and I'm certainly never going to buy another one of these!
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Thanks for the review! Remember to include that the use of condoms on porous materials is smart for sharing
  • Danielle915
    Danielle915  
    Thanks for the review! Welcome!
  • Bunnycups
    Bunnycups  
    A flaking vibrator sounds scary. Thanks for the review.
  • LadyLefaye
    LadyLefaye  
    Yeah, the flaking material was a bit disturbing. I'm never going to buy anything made out of "Crystalessence" again.
  • MeliPixie
    MeliPixie  
    This is a nice review It's sweet that you bought a dildo the exact dimensions of your boyfriend's penis. Something fun you two could have done was get one of those penis duplicating kits... You know what I mean? And then you'd have an exact replica made of safe, sturdy, sterilize-able silicone. Next boyfriend
  • LadyLefaye
    LadyLefaye  
    I'd never actually thought about using a penis duplicating kit before. That sounds intriguing and fun! Although, luckily, my current boyfriend lives close to me, so no long distance worries this time.
  • Emily!
    Emily!  
    Omg I was so frustrated at you the whole time I was reading this review until I got to the personal comments. I was thinking "why the hell would she buy ANOTHER one!". Glad you included why lol. This is a great review! I definitely won't be wishlisting this guy.
  • AlaskanBeauty
    AlaskanBeauty  
    Thanks for the review - now i will stay away from it!
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