Be sexy mini vibe - discreet massager discontinued by Orion - review by Magician

The BEsexy mini-vibrator came to me in what I would consider one of the nicer packaging jobs I've seen for sex toys. Instead of the nigh-impenetrable finger-bleeding blister packs used for many on the shelf vibrators, this came in a small pink box which was easy to open yet still attractive. Inside were a set of instructions, a small "suggestions" brochure, a tube of lubrication, and the vibrator. With a distinctive pink nub on the end, there is no way anyone would mistaken this for not a vibrator, but it is small enough to palm in the hand, which I suppose would fit someone's definition of "discreet." The vibrator is single speed, operates off one AAA battery, and is button operated.

One thing that I feel should be mentioned is that this toy uses a different standard for battery use. Most people familiar with battery operated devices know that the spring end of the case almost always touches the flat end of the battery. I say almost because this is the first device I've ever seen where the side (nipple side) meets the spring. That coupled with the fact that their instruction manual is a general one-size-fits-all manual for every one of their different toys made certain I spent a good 10 minutes troubleshooting this vibrator.

For functionality, this is one of the better vibrators I've come across. It is also one of the few that have held up the promises on the packaging. This is a very quietly operating toy. It produces a very soft hum that is inaudible through a hollow door unless there is no other ambient sound and you're actively trying to hear it. Labored breathing is more likely to give you away. And with the power on this baby, you'd be pressed not to simply buckle over and let out an orgasm. There is only one setting on this toy: maximum. My wife was on her way before I had time to work my clothes off. It's small stature made it easy to maneuver between our bodies, and the intense vibration should be more than adequate to satisfy most people.

This comes, however, with some drawbacks. The intense power coupled with the small size makes it difficult to hold on to, as a good portion of the energy is sent through your fingers and up your arm. As anyone who has played that arcade game with uncle fester holding a light bulb and you grabbing two big metal posts that vibrate wildly as you try to hold fast and complete the circuit will tell you, your hand will go numb eventually. I just realized how very specific that example became, and apologize of the majority of readers who have no idea what I'm talking about.

This vibrator is one that I would wholeheartedly recommend to anyone looking for a good dose of power without the noise that usually accompanies it. The tube of lubricant that came with it was a nice little gift, but it's too small to be of any long term use, and you're better off simply buying one you know and trust.