Uranus - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by BabyCougar

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Intolerable Smell/Loud!

Didn't excite me, design/material need serious improvement, difficult to use with self penetration, smell is positively horrible, and size is too big for me.
Honestly I really can't think of a pro aside from the price, you definitely get what you pay for
SMELL, Weak Vibrations, Flimsy Material, Design
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somewhat useful review
This was a complete disappointment and absolute waste of money for me. It's definitely cheap for a reason! When I say the smell is intolerable, I truly mean it. I had it sitting underneath my bathroom sink in the cabinet and I could still smell that disturbing odor with the cabinet door closed. I tried to get over the smell and attempt to use it. In addition to the odor, the material and design are difficult to work with, and the size is too large for me. If your pussy is loose or fairly large, give it a try. I wouldn't recommend this product to anyone, and I definitely would not recommend this for anal use.

Never again will I buy a jelly material product. Perhaps the experience would have been more enjoyable with a partner, but for self masturbation, this is not the one. Even if I had a partner, I honestly would have been too embarrassed by the overpowering smell of this item to use it with him. It's now sitting in the dumpster, and thank goodness I only paid about $10 for it.

Although the size was a bit much for me, I think it would have been an entirely different experience if the product were made from a different material, like soft silicone. It doesn't glide in easily even with lubricant, and the spiral design didn't touch any of my spots or excite me. The vibrations are mild at best but the product is still extremely LOUD (awesome right?). My next vibrators will come from this site because the deals are amazing, but they will definitely be silicone based.

Two thumbs way, way down! If you want to try it because it seems like a good buy, then go for it. But as for me, it was a total failure.
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My Uranus tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Sex
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • BabyCougar
    Bratty I really appreciate the kind words and understanding I'll stick around to purchase but still pass on reviewing.

    For everyone else I really wasnt in the frame of mind to review with a focus of what was most helpful to others when I typed this so I apologize now that I clearly see this is the goal for reviewing here. This is more of a rant rather than a review. It was a bad day! I was still extremely horny which leads to me being extremely pissed & then mother nature showed up with her best friends Migraine & Cramps #goodtimes

    ~_~ but im glad my thoughts were useful to some of you. have a blessed day
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