Is that a banana in your pants?My opinion. It's ok. It's a fun toy. It's something new to play with for a while. Will I wear the thing out in public? NOPE. Will I use it a lot? PROBABLY NOT. Does it do everything it says it will do? YES IT DOES. Not my favorite toy, but not the worst thing I have reviewed either.
First of all the product.
The panty itself is a very nicely made garment. They are a little scratchy at first, but if you wash them they soften up quite nice. Even though the manufacture says to hand wash, this sturdy little panties washed up very well with my other fine washables. The adjustable lacy type strings on the sides will make them a one size fits most. The pouch for the vibrating device is sewn into the panty and works well to hold the device in place.
The Vibrator and remote. Amazingly they can be quite far apart and still work. Wish they had installed an instant on off switch. The 10 levels are hard to re-find again especially if it's on. When it comes time to turn it off it seems to take a few second for that to happen. It would be nice if they would have just installed an on and off switch along with the button. The egg (vibrator) itself is about 3-4 inches in length and curves with a enlarged nodule on each end. The bullet takes 2 AAA batteries (not included). The remote is very comfortable to hold or carry in your pocket. This controller has one button that turns the vibrator on with a single punch and then you cycle through the 10 vibrations by continually clicking it. To turn it off you have to press the button and hold it until the vibrator goes off. The controller takes 1 small 12v battery (which is included).
OK now for my thoughts…. If your just wanting something that you are going to play with around the house, this is fun. For me it felt a little awkward with this lump in my panties. Also when you first turn it on it is startling. It does not give you an electric shock, but the abruptness of its start almost makes you jump as if it had. There is no pain involved, just a sudden jolt of vibrations. Might have been nice if there were a acceleration switch to slowly bring the vibrations up. Wearing this with a pair of jeans is ridiculous. Under a skit maybe. As for the noise… yea.. don't wear this to a quiet restaurant… not a good idea… When it is time to shut it off it takes a bit too long for my taste.