Is the Fleur De Lis Bliss really Bliss?

To be honest, Bliss didn't send me nor my partner into our own bliss. While for some she might be just what you're looking for, for us, she just didn't make the cut! While she was flexible, she did leave you feeling a little uncomfortable upon entry. Her bulbs just had way to much depth between them which kinda hurt while you are trying to make her go deeper in.
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Pros
Flexible, Smooth, Waterproof, Adorable packaging
Cons
No patterns, Seam, Slight drag
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

Bliss could be used for g-spot and clitoral stimulation, but I wouldn't advise you to use her for anal play. She looks like she would be great for it, but she just doesn't have a flared base so it would make your play a little unsafe.

She is waterproof so you could bring her with you when you take a bath or shower. We haven't used her in such manner, mainly because we hardly get the chance to, solo or together, but she does have the o-ring in her battery pack so she is good to go for wet adventures.

As for the clitoral stimulation, because she is so soft you'd have to apply a lot of pressure to get her to go anywhere with pleasing you there.

Bliss runs off two AAA batteries which does make her vibrations a little on the weaker side compared to other toys. Perhaps if she ran off of AA batteries her vibrations would travel through the silicone a bit better and give off stronger vibrations, but she's definitely lacking in this department for us.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Bliss's material is incredibly smooth and soft, but there is quite a bit of drag, so you will want to use a water-based lube with it since it's a silicone product.

She is very flexible when you hold her in your hands, but when she is inside of you she just don't give as much flexibly which was a little uncomfortable, especially if you're thrusting.





Since Bliss is a silicone product, she does collect dust bunnies and lint, so it is advised to wash her before and after every use. Storing her in the box she came in is a good idea to keep her mostly lint free.

One of the cons to Bliss is there is a seam going up one side and down the other. It is very noticeable to the naked eye and can be felt quite well with your hand, but when she is inside you, the seam doesn't seem to present itself as a problem as you cannot feel it while it's doing its job of pleasuring you.





On another hand, she is tasteless, but there is a slight odor to her of acetone, but you can only really notice this smell if you shove her clear up your nostril.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size


This is a photo comparison of the Bliss, Close2You's Harmonia and SSA Glass's Nubby G wand.

The design of this toy is quite appealing to look at, the bumps look nice, and the length is good. When put to use on us however, things didn't work out the way they probably planned on the drawing board for this toy. It wasn't flexible enough to move with our individual shapes and the bumps were actually a downside on this toy. We also have the Evolved French Kiss and we much prefer the bumps on that toy.

On this toy the dip between each bump was too pronounced for our tastes and the last bump before it smooths out was just dreadful for us. It felt weird when one of us was using this toy in a thrusting motion, it would drag and pull despite the plentiful amounts of water-based lube we used.

The size was fine, the girth wasn't too much for either, and it wasn't too little to be noticeable. My partner could stand for it to be larger if it was redesigned a bit, as she really enjoys the French Kiss and it's a much bigger toy compared to the Bliss. Anyone can really use this, though beginners to bumps might not like these ones in particular.

It's quite obviously a sex toy, but since it's small and the packaging that it came in is rather small as well, it is easy to hide, in our opinions, but we don't have anyone snooping through our things, so we don't have to worry about stashing them somewhere secret, just out of sight works for us.

Overall, we wish that it was better. We really tried to like this toy, but its shape just did not work for either of our bodies. This one's a miss for us!
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Bliss sadly only offers three speeds: low, medium, and high. She has no patterns to cycle through, and in order to turn her off, you have to cycle through every speed. There is no emergency kill-switch for this princess.

Bliss also only offers you one button and it's a little touchy. While she is in use, if you have one slip of the finger over that button, you could switch your desired speed or even chance turning her off.



You need two AAA batteries to run this little girl
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Care for Bliss is fairly simple, nothing about it is complex. Because she is waterproof, you can wash her with warm water and some soap, but just be sure to remove the batteries beforehand so that your little friend isn't damaged in the process.

If you don't want to wash her by hand, you could throw her in the dishwasher or just use toy cleaners to cleanse her off.

If you really want to make sure she is nice and sterile, boil her or use a nice bleach solution on her to get her sparkling.

Like I stated, Bliss is easy to care for, just remember that she is silicone so she will collect those dust bunnies and lint so be sure to store her in a nice place.

I keep her in the package she came in due to it being just a little larger than Bliss herself.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

On another note, Bliss's packaging did get me a little excited. When I first saw it, I thought it was simply adorable. It was just a little bigger than Bliss herself, which I thought was quite nice since she would be easy to store. The packaging is a hard plastic with a very cute floral pattern as the inlay around the package.



The only downside to this adorable packaging is how it screws shut. When you are screwing it shut and think it's just about locked into place, it kind of pops out and becomes loose again, if you know what I mean. No matter how tight we tried to close her up, it just wasn't working. In order to keep it closed without it popping loose, you have to stop screwing it in just as you think it's getting tightened down.

It could be a defect or maybe she got bumped while in transit, but the top does not like to lock into place when screwed all the way down. I read a review on her where they had similar issues with it, so I am unsure if ours just got bumped or if it is a defect.

    • Good for storage
    • Would make a nice gift

Experience

Neither me nor my partner really like this one at all, we wish we had spent the money on a different toy because this is a big disappointment for us. We expected her to bend a bit more and be more giving, but she's rather stiff and doesn't like to bend to your shape, plus the last bump on the bottom feels really weird when it enters and exits from thrusting, it pulls at our hymens and can cause pain if not handled right. We have tried her many a few times, and every experience with her was a let down. The first bumps feels alright, but the last bump really kills the experience for us; it just tugs too much, even with plenty of lube.

She might have been better if she had more bumps that went all the way down, but the way the bumps end into the smooth part of her just feels odd. It might have been good in theory, but for us, at least, it did not translate well.

We would be happy to be rid of this toy and I highly doubt we'll ever bother using her again.
    • Silicone
Follow-up commentary
Since writing the first review for this product my partner and I have tried to give her a few more shots at sending us into bliss, but sadly, she still isn't working for us.

For some she might be just what you're looking for, but for us, even now, we wish we could just be rid of this toy.

It still feels awkward with her bulbs, and even with lube the pull turns you off right away.
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