It's HooterificSay goodbye to your sweaty boob rashes and discomfort with Happy Hooters. Rub into your breasts and help whisk away uncomfortable, smelly sweat. This little bottle of lotion will leave you feeling soft and smelling fresh. For this price, it really is a steal.
Great price. Does what it's supposed to. Light fresh scent.
A larger size of bottle, or different scents available would be a plus.
Happy Hooters Female Comfort Lotion from Doc Johnson is a curious but altogether ingenious creation. The idea behind Happy Hooters is to help ease any chafing, rash, or general discomfort caused by your breasts rubbing. This does wonders at doing its job. Just rub this on and it's no more sweaty boob rash.
When you open up this little four and half ounce bottle and get a dab of Happy Hooters, you'll instantly notice its texture. This lotion is seemingly very thin and almost watery. You won't need much however as just a very small drop on a fingertip goes a long way. There's no sticky, greasy, or oily residue left behind either; instead you'll have baby soft and dry skin, almost as though you smack on some powder, but without the mess.
This lotion has a very light, powdery fragrance with a slight hint of something almost minty. It's not overpowering in the least and simply leaves the skin smelling clean and fresh. The odor lasts nearly all day as do the lotions effects.
The point behind this clever little lotion is that it will absorb all sweat on and under the breasts to prevent discomfort. This is especially helpful for those with large breasts. Once you put this lotion on after a bath or shower, your breasts will be sweat free all day long. Happy Hooters contains tapioca starch, aloe barbadensis leaf, colloidal silver, and isopropyl palmitate. Isopropyl palmitate specifically is an ingredient which whisks moisture away and leaves skin feeling powdery and soft. The colloidal silver is an additive used for its antiseptic properties and helps preserve your lotion.
Comes in a small black bottle, marked as "Happy Hooters Female Comfort Lotion" with a Doc Johnson logo on the top. The bottle is nice sturdy plastic and the lid won't leak. It stands on its head for easy pouring and features a rather amusing little pair of "eyes" or possible breasts staring back at you. The bottle fits nicely into the palm of your hand and you can easily find space for storage. The four and half ounce bottle is two and a half inches wide and approximately four inches long.
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