Self-pleasing g - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by byteme97

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Just what the doctor ordered...you not to buy...

Not worth the time money or effort I'm afraid. There are better choices and options out there. Seek them out.
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Pros:
Multiple vibe settings.
Cons:
Poor controller, too flexible, uncomfortable design.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
It's interesting looking, it's pink, it's intriguing.... It's....It's... OK, I ran out of good points to talk about here.

Made from PVC (smells a bit like a child's Halloween costume) in a bright pink smooth plastic shell this toy leaves a great deal to be desired.

Functionally, it does have a half decent vibe to it with 10 varying settings, which are accessed by a single button, so if you jump over your favorite you'll have to cycle through them to get back to it. It is powered by 2 N batteries (included to my surprise), which are not impossible to find (Radio Shack carries them if you're looking for a local vendor).

It is shaped somewhat like a finger, and the design concept, I imagine, is that is curvature will allow the vibrations to stimulate the g spot. Unfortunately, while there is vibration that can be felt, the "finger" is so overly flexible that there is seemingly no comfortable way to apply any notable pressure to allow the vibrations to really transfer.

On the control end is a "saw tooth" area, which while not hard, is still a bit on the firm side and would likely provide a really good (though maybe uncomfortable) stimulation, if there were a second vibe in it, or if the vibrations from the other end would travel that far.

Cleanup is a snap, simply remove the batteries and set them someplace safe for later use, then open the trash barrel and drop the rest, gravity will handle the rest of the process. I would imagine as a PVC product hot soapy water, alcohol wipe, toy cleaner, etc should work if you really had a desire to clean it for future use. I personally may just reverse engineer it to a controller and what I assume is a simple micro-bullet.

Ultimately, buy a good multifunction bullet, or a g-spot stimulator, this one is neither by itself unfortunately.
Follow-up commentary
Have not reverse engineered this product yet, but it appears that may be it's only hope, and its eventual fate...
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • No one
    • Somewhere near a trash recepticle
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    • Anywhere
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Comments
  • Miss Cinnamon
    It always bugs me when a toy design with a fair amount of potential falls short in execution. Nice review.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Seems like Cal Exotics has been missing the mark lately.
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    OMG! I had not noticed the sawtooth part. EEKS!
  • Sammi
    Think I'll pass on this one.
    Nice review!
  • NuMe
    Good review, thanks!
  • Airen Wolf
    LOL I love the cleaning instructions! I've had many toys that are cleaned the exact same way. It does seem that Cal Exotics is missing the mark quite a bit lately...but it comes in cycles I think.
    Nice review!
  • Jade
    Nice review, thanks.
  • K101
    I agree with a previous comment "Seems like cal exotics has been missing the mark lately." I've had awful, unbelievable problems with cal exotics. I mean things you'd never even think possible to happen to a toy, has happened to mine! I take care of them & all of my others have held up stunningly!

    I really appreciate the review! Very informative. It sure sounds like it was nothing less than a horrifying experience with this toy! It doesn't look very appealing either. lol

    & as far as the "teeth" go, please, please keep all teeth away from my cooter! lol
  • Lindsey123
    totally agree with Laur3n
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