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Just right.

This is another great Bottle Rocket from Evolved. They made another toy that is either a large bullet or small vibrator that packs quite a punch and remains rumbly. I don't need patterns, so I am not at all bothered by this lacking them, but others may have a problem with that. I adore my Bottle Rockets.
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Pros
Powerful
Easy to hide
Cons
No pulsing functions
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This is a great toy from Evolved. It is somewhere between a small vibe or a large bullet. I think of it as a bullet because it isn't awesome for me for vaginal penetration, but I prefer a lot of girth and have a very deep g-spot.

For the most part I use this externally as a clit vibrator, but I on occasion use it for vaginal penetration while my lover is inserting an anal toy. This can also be used to tease the nipple or the outside of the anus. You do not want to use this for anal penetration because it could be pulled into the body by a stray muscle spasm which would lead to an embarrassing trip to the ER that no one wants.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This little vibe is made of smooth shiny plastic that has ridges all the way down it at a 45% angle. I can't say that the ridges were noticeable to me when using this, but maybe more sensitive folks will be able to feel them. Overall, I don't like a ton of texture on my toys, and this didn't bother me at all, so I think that this would be great for beginners and others that aren't a fan of texture.

The plastic is rigid and doesn't flex at all, so you could theoretically use this too hard in which case it could be painful.

Because this is made from plastic, it wasn't accompanied by any odd or unsettling smells or tastes which is a huge bonus to me. I hate it when I can smell a toy as soon as I open the package.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

This vibe exists somewhere in the no man's land between bullets and vibes. I kind of like it that way because I can still easily use it as a bullet, but I can also use it to tease the entrance of my vagina quite nicely. The downside of its size is that it can't be used to replace weak bullets in other toys, but I am fine with that because I have a whole bunch of other bullets for that.

The Nova is 4.5" long with about 3.25" of that being insertable. It is 2.75" in circumference. It is wide enough that I can actually feel it inserted, but it isn't anywhere close to giving me a full feeling. This phone is about as long as my smart phone, a sidekick, and thicker than my thumb.

This has the very slight ridges that I mentioned before which is the only thing that makes it different from a traditional vibrator in shape.

It is about the same noise level as my phone, but my phone seems to be a little bit louder than other people's. This cannot be heard through a door, but it can be slightly heard through blankets.

This is obviously a vibrator in my opinion on first sight, but it is small and very easy to hide. I don't mind traveling at all with toys, and this is for sure going with me whenever I travel because it is so small and doesn't take up too much room.
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is controlled with a button on the bottom. One push turns it on to the lowest setting. Another push is the medium intensity. One more and it is on the highest. A final push turns it off. I actually prefer the low and medium settings; the highest is too intense for me. This is about a 3 vrooms on the lowest setting, 3.5 on the medium, and 4 on the highest. It is very powerful for a bullet which is what I think of this as. I don't mind the lack of patterns on this, but others will, so if you need patterns then this isn't the toy for you.

This is about as loud as my cell phone which seems to be louder than most people's phones, but can easily be disguised under thick blankets or with background music on.

It is waterproof, so you can take it with you on all your aquatic adventures.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Plastic is one of the lowest maintenance materials ever. You can wash it with toy cleaner or soap and warm water. You can store it however or where ever you would like. It doesn't really require anything special. I love plastic toys because of this. Additionally, plastic can be used with all types of lubricants.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This came in adorable packaging that is great for gift giving. The toy stands in a plastic bottle. The bottom of the bottle unscrews, so the toy can be removed. Evolved always blows me away with their packaging. They are always reusable for storage and super cute.

Now, you can clearly see the toy through the package, so I wouldn't call it discreet at all.

Experience

We use this during foreplay a lot. Both me and my lover will control it. I predominately use it for clitoral stimulation, but I also love using it to tease my vaginal opening while he is inserting anal toys in me. I have also found that touching this vibe to a silicone plug works really well because silicone transmits vibration really well.
Follow-up commentary
This has quickly become one of our regulars. It's a fun shape and texture that is great for me for solo play and during foreplay. Overall, I am so glad I got this.
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