Like Being Made Love to By Sweet Sweet Angels
Oscillating massager by Advanced response corp.
Published: July 21, 2008
extremely useful review
The Eroscillator is a fabulous toy that would be best for someone who likes gentle, gradually-building stimulation which ends in an explosive orgasm.
Pros:
*Gentle, strong stimulation
*No batteries
*Long cord
*Quiet
*No batteries
*Long cord
*Quiet
Cons:
*Can stop if it's pressed onto the body too hard.
I'm a huge fan of the Hitachi. I love the power. I adore the immediacy. I cherish the fact that I can press the Hitachi to me and in thirty seconds or less be in the throes of a huge orgasm.
However could the Eroscillator compare to that? I had to give it a try.
The product arrives in a well-organized box. Included were plenty of usage and care instructions along with advertisements for other attachments that can be purchased for use with the Eroscillator's base.
I found it quite easy to twist the heads into the base of the toy; they are quite stable when locked into place. The power cord plugs into the Eroscillator's base. There's a small notch in the base so that the toy can stand upright even when plugged in. Thoughtful!
Unlike some other plug-in toys, the Eroscillator's cord is quite long. There shouldn't be a problem getting it to reach from the plug to the bed. Or the coffee table. Or the washing machine.
The first time I tried the Eroscillator 2 plus, I was disappointed to find that the vibrations felt very mild. I pushed the toy's head harder against my clit. I was crushed to discover that pushing too hard caused the vibrations nearly to disappear.
So I backed off. I pushed the head ever so gently onto my body and waited patiently; lo and behold I was surprised by a quite serviceable orgasm. I had to try again. Yep, soft and gentle was the way to go with the Eroscillator. The feeling was entirely different than what I'd experienced from other toys, and most especially it was different from the Hitachi.
The Hitachi is the hard-pounding fuck you enjoy with a skull-ring-wearing motorcycle-driving tattooed bad boy that leaves you drooling, exhausted and nearly lobotomized with pleasure.
The Eroscillator is the sweet sweet lovemaking of a white-robed unicorn-riding followed-by-endless-rainbows angel that leaves you filled with tiny fluffy clouds of pure precious joy.
As much as I love my new Eroscillator Angel, I'm not giving up my Bad Boy Hitachi. They both have their places. And I plan to play with them both, frequently, until my power bill becomes unmanageable.
Some might wonder if the high price tag is worth it. For the feeling produced by the Eroscillator, absolutely. It's especially worth it when you consider that with proper care, the Eroscillator will last for ages with no need for batteries.
The Eroscillator would be best for someone fond of gentle stimulation that leads up to an all-consuming orgasm.
However could the Eroscillator compare to that? I had to give it a try.
The product arrives in a well-organized box. Included were plenty of usage and care instructions along with advertisements for other attachments that can be purchased for use with the Eroscillator's base.
I found it quite easy to twist the heads into the base of the toy; they are quite stable when locked into place. The power cord plugs into the Eroscillator's base. There's a small notch in the base so that the toy can stand upright even when plugged in. Thoughtful!
Unlike some other plug-in toys, the Eroscillator's cord is quite long. There shouldn't be a problem getting it to reach from the plug to the bed. Or the coffee table. Or the washing machine.
The first time I tried the Eroscillator 2 plus, I was disappointed to find that the vibrations felt very mild. I pushed the toy's head harder against my clit. I was crushed to discover that pushing too hard caused the vibrations nearly to disappear.
So I backed off. I pushed the head ever so gently onto my body and waited patiently; lo and behold I was surprised by a quite serviceable orgasm. I had to try again. Yep, soft and gentle was the way to go with the Eroscillator. The feeling was entirely different than what I'd experienced from other toys, and most especially it was different from the Hitachi.
The Hitachi is the hard-pounding fuck you enjoy with a skull-ring-wearing motorcycle-driving tattooed bad boy that leaves you drooling, exhausted and nearly lobotomized with pleasure.
The Eroscillator is the sweet sweet lovemaking of a white-robed unicorn-riding followed-by-endless-rainbows angel that leaves you filled with tiny fluffy clouds of pure precious joy.
As much as I love my new Eroscillator Angel, I'm not giving up my Bad Boy Hitachi. They both have their places. And I plan to play with them both, frequently, until my power bill becomes unmanageable.
Some might wonder if the high price tag is worth it. For the feeling produced by the Eroscillator, absolutely. It's especially worth it when you consider that with proper care, the Eroscillator will last for ages with no need for batteries.
The Eroscillator would be best for someone fond of gentle stimulation that leads up to an all-consuming orgasm.
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And it's really that quiet? Nice change... was the highest setting still mild compared to other vibes, or only to the Hitachi?
Damn the auto-fill feature.
Yes, I thought it was incredibly quiet. Comparable to the Lelo Nea.
See, the highest setting *felt* mild but it rocked. It's gentle but powerful. Does that make sense?
Are you sure that things not an electric toothbrush?
Glad to hear that it is so good for you. Thanks for another great review AAG!
Heh. I wonder if you could strap a toothbrush attachment to it?
:)
I love this toy, as well, and I totally agree with you about the different type orgasm it produces. Rather than the hard surface immediacy of the Hitachi, this one provides an orgasm that seems to have to be coaxed from deeper within, and is generally incredibly satisfying. A different sort of toy, to be sure, but isn't that half the fun of sex toys?
The Eroscillator is the sweet sweet lovemaking of a white-robed unicorn-riding followed-by-endless-rainbows angel that leaves you filled with tiny fluffy clouds of pure precious joy.
I <3 you so much!
I <3 you so much too, honey!
:)
I also loved your descriptions. I've heard many a good thing about this toy but have always been dubious because I'm more of a pressure than vibration lover. I wonder what this might do for me?
Sounds like a great toy, looks pretty yummy! Great review!
Uh, oh. I had the electric toothbrush thought too. But I think you sold me....awesome review!
The Hitachi is the hard-pounding fuck you enjoy with a skull-ring-wearing motorcycle-driving tattooed bad boy that leaves you drooling, exhausted and nearly lobotomized with pleasure.
That ruled. You rule. Total win!
Okay.....my wish list just got a little bit longer....Nice review! I totally love the descriptions too by the way!
unicorns are badass. i love this toy. i'm using it right now :P
Ha ha ha love the analogies :)