Love bunny vibe - discreet massager by LoveHoney - review by Neotigress

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Love bunny vibe

Discreet massager by LoveHoney

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Litter Peter Cotton Tail, Hoppin' Down My Bunny Trail...

This isn't going to be for everyone, but at the price point, if you're looking for a really great bullet, this is it. Plus you get the bonus of hiding it in a silicone bunnies ass. ... hippity hop, hippity hop.
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Pros:
Perfect bullet, adorable, silicone, easy to care for
Cons:
Toy and bullet don't work well together, lint gatherer
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This is the cutest bunny statue I own, and the BEST bullet I own. I know that I should love it for the bullet AND the bunny. They ROCK, just not together (which you've heard in other reviews). No really, I love them both a lot and will be getting a black (boy) bunny to go with my pink (girl) bunny and to make sure I have a second of these bullets, in case the first one breaks.

While relatively petite, the love bunny's "chunk" of silicone dampens the vibe that comes included and is designed to fit inside the internal length of the bunny and the button and bottom of the included bullet sticks out the back to create the tail of this rabbit. By replacing this bullet with my "High Intensity Bullet", the higher vibe gets through the chunk of silicone that is this bunny and does the job.

Now the bullet that comes with the Love Bunny, has several patterns that you cycle through by using the single push button on the bottom. It was designed to have a very rumbly timbre to the vibes that are HEAVENLY when used by itself.

Due to it's very round and bulbous shape, this is an external toy only (use the nose or ears on your clit or nipples, and the rest of the vibe for massage, or pin point stimulation).

I'm really torn about what rating to ultimately give this toy, and have decided to give it a 4 for really charming design, for the Bunny itself and for the best bullet I've ever tried when used alone. I would give it a 4.5 in an ideal world, but that isn't an option.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Silicone
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This is made from silicone and is; Food-grade material / Hypo-allergenic / Latex free / Non-porous / Phthalates free with a safety rating of 10.

The silicone has quite a bit of drag to it and reminds me of the high quality white or black oval erasers you can buy now.

While it has a drag to it when you run your skin across it, it still feels very nice and velvety to the touch.

The Love Bunny has a very slight odor, but is not unpleasant. It is so slight, that even when trying to identify this, that I just couldn't get enough of the smell to put my finger on what the smell reminded me of.

The silicone of the bunny will give slightly when squeeze but is still fairly firm. The bullet that comes with this toy is solid and feels like it is hard plastic under the silicone coating. The bullet does not feel as grippy as the bunny, and is more velvety in texture.

The ears on the love bunny are very flexible and "bendy" and vibrate when a bullet is turned on and properly seated in the bunny. The silicone is pliable enough on the ears that they do not poke at all.
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This little wonder, made me "squee" when I opened it. It is so fundamentally cute in a way that was well thought out on the design table. It's a little pod bunny with semi conical ears that vibrate enticingly around nipples, clits, or can be used to tickle other sensitive spots.

As I've shown in the photo in this article, that Love Bunny is roughly close in size to a USDA Grade AA Large egg.

Just the body "bulb" is 2 inches wide in all dimensions. 3 inches long from tip of tail to tip of what would be its nose and 2.75 inches from base to tip of ears.

I need to reiterate, this is not a toy to be used internally.

The "magic bullet of orgasmic wonder" (when used on its own), is housed in a hole drilled where the bunny's tail/anus would be. This tunnel is drilled to a point just past the bunny's shoulder in the face. Unfortunately, that last half an inch of silicone is what keeps the bullet and the vibe working in tandem.

The bullet is 2.5 inches around, 2.25 inches long and feels like silicone coated hard plastic. The bullet has a twist off cap, small O ring, and a silicone push button which is nicely "grippy" and easy to push to change speeds when in use. This is a great size to use with your partner externally during sex, and when used solo, was convenient for pin point fun.

If anyone picked this up and started fiddling with it much, they would know that it's a vibe eventually, but I'm setting mine out (and getting a black one to match), as it is mostly discreet and I live alone, so it is discreet enough for my life style.

Even though the Love Bunny is a wee size, I wouldn't travel with mine. The bullet does not lock, and the silicone is soft enough, I'd be afraid of scratching mine (yes, this is my OCD talking). With this, you may find that the bunny is resilient enough to toss in your luggage.

egg comparison
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Being silicone, this is definitely a water based lube toy only. Because of the grippy surface texture, I prefer using the Love Bunny with a touch of lube.

This has a small rubber O ring in the bullet, and looks like it would be waterproof BUT the website features say that it is splash proof and the box it came in does not specify. I'm sorry, I love my Eden community, but I love this bullet far too much to give it the dunk test for ya'll.

The bunny itself is a lump of silicone, the ears function as a nice vibrational enhancement with the right bullet and vibrational power, otherwise, the ears are a disappointment and just wiggle disappointingly. With the bullet inserted the vibrations seem to be fairly evenly distributed, and maybe only very slightly tipped towards the nose and ears.

Speeds for this single push button bullet:

1. Solid "Thunking" vibe - 2 vrooms, 1 bee
2. Solid "Buzzy" vibe - 3 vrooms, 3 bees
3. Solid fast vibe - 3 vrooms, 3 bees
4. Oscillating - 2 vrooms, 2 bees
5. Randomish oscillating with a "thunky-ness" the the vibration - 3 vrooms, 2 bees <--My favorite
6. Oscillating - 2 vrooms, 2 bees (no thunk)
7. Increasing cycle from slow thunk to fast buzzy - 1 to 4 vrooms, 2 bees

Press and hold the button for three seconds to shut off.

The button is easy to push but is firm enough that I didn't accidentally change speeds unless I wanted to. This does not have a locking feature.

The bullet that comes with the bunny just doesn't have the "oomph" to get through the barrier of silicone in the Love Bunny's nose (2-3 vrooms in the bunny and a delightful 3-4 when used solo). However with my high powered bullet switched out, the ears are very very enticing and pleasurable and have a solid 4 vrooms.

Bullet uses 3 watch batteries, which were included. And the bullet is a fairly standard size so I was able to try other bullets until I found one that did work. When used alone, the vibes are more towards the front half of the bullet.

Does double duty as a lint lifter.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function

Care and Maintenance

Being silicone, and "splash proof", I used soap/toy cleaner and water and I only use water based lubes. Especially with the bullet.

If you remove the bullet, then you can boil the bunny.. hmmmmm....

Because this toy is so utterly cute, I'm setting it out prominently on a shelf. I would store it in it's box otherwise, just to avoid picking up dust, cat hair and fuzz otherwise.
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The packaging is adorable but less than helpful. There is a pull out card in the box that is the official adoption certificate. The Love Bunny comes in a square cube box and it's printed inside and out. The back describes how to load the batteries, and how to cycle through the bullet settings and turn the vibe off. There is quite a bit of text on the bottom of the box, but I can't read the white miniscule text on green background. The Love Bunny is settled into a clear plastic clam shell inside the box.

If I didn't set the Love Bunny out on display, I would keep it in the box for storage. The box is a little bulky but it's so cute and will keep your Love Bunny tidy.

The Packaging is too cute and interesting to be discreet, as it says on the lid that it is "Love Bunnies, Collectible Mini Massager". From a distance it is as discreet as the bunny, it's just if people pick up either box or the toy that they will figure out what they are fairly quickly.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

While the silicone bunny and the bullet don't function together, they are alone a 5 star item. In order to get the power I needed to climax as intended with the ears, I did have to put a high intensity bullet in Bunny's tuckus.

And the bullet is the best bullet alone I've come across to date. Because they don't work together I'm going to call it a 4 star for the review.

Experience

The Love Bunny is the cutest vibe out there right now in my opinion. And the bullet is just simply toe curling glorious!!!

The manufacturer should consider selling the bullet individually and if they did, I would easily give it a solid 5 star rating.

Even with the criticism of the two not working in tandem, I'm buying a second one as a back up... nuff said.
Follow-up commentary
This should be an "I don't like it anymore", but it is just so flipping cute. I just love it despite its failings.

I say this because, the amazing little bullet died after just a week of use, it's deader than dead.

I work around this problem AND inprove the function of the love Bunny by inserting my WeeVibe Salsa or my High Intensity Bullet instead.

So buyer beware on this cute guy, the form is great but the bullet is not long lasting.
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  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Thanks for the comparison pic
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    ruger7mm420  
    cool
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for a great review.
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