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This little number was amazing. However, the intensity level was just not enough for me. If this toy had more intensity, it probably would have gotten four stars instead of three. It comes in this chrome red or in purple. They are eye catching and dazzling. I like this toy, and it did add some spice to the bedroom. Overall, it is a fantastic little number. It does a great job building you up for those wonderful orgasms.
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Pros:
Beautiful colors, waterproof, inexpensive, seven different vibration patterns, perfect for beginners
Cons:
Too small to insert vaginally, a little loud
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is best used for many different things. It can be used as a massager; the vibes are not deep, so do not expect it to loosen those deep muscle aches and pains. It is great for teasing your partners. The vibes can sometimes tickle a sensitive spot. It works great when you are feeling naughty, too. The vibes feel wonderful on your nipples and clit. This toy has no flared base whatsoever. This means no anal penetration with this toy; it just is not safe enough. You can tease the anus with the multiple vibes, just do not insert it. I cannot say that enough. This toy would work great for anyone. Solo play? Couples? Yep. The material may seem cold at first touch, but when applied to the skin, it warms up very quickly. It is small in stature but makes for easy traveling.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Plastic is the name of the game when it comes to the Tease and Please. Plastic is non-porous and is easily cleaned with hot water and antibacterial soap. Plastic is a hard material, which means there is absolutely no give to this toy. It is hard like a rock---a very pretty rock. This great little thing is 100% smell free. Don't you love that? Plastic is very durable and will last a long while. There is a visible seam, but it cannot be felt when running it over your skin. This toy has a great rounded head, which makes it great for pinpoint stimulation. There are five bulging ribs (including the head) that increase in size and then taper off into a valley. This texture is great for massaging your lover anywhere you wish. In my opinion, the texture adds a great amount of pizazz to this toy. It makes it really exciting.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The design is brilliant. It is a massager that can double as a nipple/clitoral stimulator. The texture feels heavenly on the naughty areas. It is very discreet. At first, I thought it was a paperweight. This toy is really beautiful and well made. The size is great for small hands. I have small hands and it nestles right in my palm. The small size makes it a great travel companion as well. The Tease and Please measures 4", but only 2 3/4" of that is insertable. However, I tried to insert this little guy during solo and couple's play with my husband but to no avail. It went in, but there was not enough length to even get me close to the big O. If you like shallow penetration, and I do mean shallow, then you might like using this toy for penetration. Everything about this toy screams beginner friendly. It can and will spice up the lives of those toy experts as well.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

First of all, this toy has an O-ring that makes it waterproof. I took it in the shower, and it held up wonderfully. It just kept going and going. The Tease and Please has seven different vibrations. The vibes are all located in the tip. As stated before, this makes for great pinpoint stimulation. The more you move down towards the base, the vibes get really fuzzy and are not as intense. The toy has one push-button control. This button is located on the bottom of the toy and has a little power symbol on it. I wish that there were an on/off button and a button to control the vibrations. The vibes go a little something like this:
1. A high, steady vibration
2. A fast, short pulsation
3. A fast and short pulsation for about 4-5 seconds, a low and steady vibration for about 9-10 seconds, a medium and steady vibration for about 7-8 seconds
4. 6 long pulsations, 6 shorter pulsations, about 6 seconds of a fast pulsation
5. Escalating pattern (high steady vibes, medium steady vibes, low steady vibes, back up to medium vibes, then high vibes---all lasting about 9-10 seconds each)
6. 2 short pulses followed by 1 long pulse (this happens 4 times in a row), then 2 long pulses
7. Fast and short pulsation for about 5 seconds, high steady vibes for about 15 seconds

The vibes are great for those who love higher-pitched vibes. There were not deep vibes at all. I personally like higher-pitched vibes. However, the intensity was not as great as I like it to be. I love intensity. I still reached that great orgasm, but it took me a while to get there. It is also quite loud. Even on the first setting, I was worried about the noise level. I asked my husband to stand on the other side of the door and see if he could hear it. The verdict is no. It is discreet if you are in a room by yourself and the door is closed.

It takes 2 AAA batteries and has an average battery life. I used this toy about 3-4 times a week for 2 weeks before my batteries went to their little battery graves. It was very easy to put the batteries in. I had no problem. It is a simple side-by-side battery chamber.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Thanks to the plastic material, this toy works great with all lubes. Plastic is a great play pal for any other toy as well. Cleaning the Tease and Please can be a little hard. Bodily fluids and lubes can get trapped into the ridges. I had to take my fingernail and run the length of all four ridges to get all the lube out. Be sure to wash the little guy before and after each use. Then dry it off with a towel. Due to the toy's small size, it is very easy to store. It does not attract lint, so it can go right into your drawer with no worries. Except for the cleaning detail, the Tease and Please is low maintenance.
    • A little difficult to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Tease and Please came in a very simple plastic clamshell package. There is a picture of a half-naked couple, and the toy is proudly on display. The words "Tease and Please" are in big, red letters. It has a little ocean wave with the word "waterproof." As with most of California Exotic toys, it tells you on the back to wash before and after use. The type of batteries needed for this toy is also listed on the back. California Exotic provides you with an instruction manual in many different languages. It informs you on how to put the batteries in, what to do if you have an electric malfunction in your toy, instructions for use, and warnings that come with this and all California Exotic novelties. I do use the packaging for storage. It is not ideal, but it will suffice.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative
Follow-up commentary
Honestly? I just got really bored, really quickly, with this toy. The lack of vibrations just made this one a complete dud for me. If it had been long enough for insertion, I may have kept it around.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Missmarc
    Missmarc  
    Thank you for the review
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    ty
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    Lovely Jubblies  
    Good review, thanks
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    Good review!
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    thanks bunches for the review!
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    Nice review, thanks!!
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