Decadence ripples - discreet massager by Doc Johnson - review by HeatherM74

It arrived, as always, in a very discreet box. My mailman is used to bringing me lots of things and this didn’t raise any eyebrows in its plain priority mail box. I love that part!

I giggled when I pulled it out. It’s not big. At all. You could probably put this in the pocket of your jeans and no one would be the wiser, as long as they were skin tight skinny jeans. Well, I could. Cuz I wear oversize shirts most of the time that cover my pockets. Not that I’d need to carry this in my pocket.

Pato turned it on and it didn’t feel too strong. I actually thought the Legamento’s vibrations were stronger than this when comparing by hand.

This one isn’t very loud either, which again, in a household of 4 kids, is HUGELY important. I don’t need anyone coming in and asking what that buzzing sound is.

Time came to try it.

I will say I loved it! Yes, the vibrations felt lighter than the other one I tried, but that being said, once in place, you have more control over where these vibrations are going. The tip can go certain places that the nubs on the other couldn’t reach as expertly.

In conjunction with um, relations, I was in heaven. Mind blowing would kind of be a good word to describe it.

I had shaky leg syndrome when it was over

And Pato was patting himself on the back for his expertise.

And I was singing happy happy joy joy.

Of course Pato left me to the task of cleaning it up, as you always should after each time of using your sex toys. Also, remember to never ever share them.

We also tried it on Pato's parts and he was a little giddy from it.

Totally recommend this one to everyone, not so much as a vibrator for internal use – personally, I think it’s kind of small for that, maybe I’m just spoiled with Pato, but for pinpointing other sensitive spots. Sky high I was.