Lying Lacks Lustiness

This isn't a horrible toy if you're going more for value and are willing to use a condom. It's best for someone who knows that they do like at least some texture, although maybe not the intensity of texture in a harder material like glass. It probably isn't actually silicone since it did bubble when I held a match to it. I'm not sure that I would want to trust a manufacturer who cannot be honest about the material of their toys.
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Pros
Texture, moderate vibrations, some texture.
Cons
It isn't really silicone, it isn't that waterproof, the texture could be more textury.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

First of all, if you're buying this because you're excited over finding a cheap silicone toy you might want to move along. I held two matches up to this toy and it bubbled and flaked it both times. Pure silicone won't do that. Yikes. That being said, use a condom with this one, you don't really know what it's made out of.

The entire top half of this vibrator is pretty flexible without being floppy, which is quite nice for stimulation all over the body since you can flex it to best fit an area. I found the hearts fun to tease my nipples with a bit or run over my clit. It should not be used anally as it does not have a flared base and trips to the ER to retrieve sex toys are probably not too high up on very many people's favorite sexy time interruption list. I found that it hit my g-spot rather nicely.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

As I warned in the previous section, this toy is not really silicone. It failed "the flame test". This is extremely disappointing as the packaging itself claims that it actually is 100% medical grade silicone but it was made in China and since they allegedly stuff garbage in stuffed animals I'm willing to believe that they skimped a bit on this toy as well.

There is texture to this toy, but it adds less stimulation than it would appear to since the material is very flexible. You can push the hearts and ridges all around on the toy. If you are brand new to texture this might not be the ideal toy to introduce yourself to new sensations, but if you've had a moderate amount of texture and liked it then this is fine.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible

Design / Shape / Size

The design is charming. The hearts add a bit of a cute touch to this vibrator but I don't think, personally, that they are exceptionally ridiculous.

The size should be fine for pretty much anyone. The diameter is 1 1/2" and the insertable length is 5 1/2". Since it's so squishy it doesn't feel very large at all.

The "silicone" appears to be more of a sleeve over this toy that has been attached. I can pull it up a bit near the bottom. That part isn't really insertable but it's still sort of annoying and shows poor craftsmanship in my opinion.

As I mentioned, it hit my g-spot quite nicely.

This toy is not discreet. It isn't penisy-looking but it is definitely a sex toy. It isn't large so you could slip it into your luggage (take the batteries out to avoid Fight Club-like scenes) if you don't mind some stranger knowing that you're carrying a dildo, never your dildo.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

First of all, the label on this toy is misleading. In rather small letters on the back of the box it clearly states that this should NOT be submerged and that it is only "waterproof" as far as showering and cleaning go. Therefore, I did not take this into the bathtub. If you are brave enough to do so, then by all means go ahead but be aware that it might not survive your venture. I typically read the packaging thoroughly before writing a review to begin with, but waterproof seemed a bit out there since the battery compartment does not seem much more sealed up than many non-waterproof toys. There is only a screw cap and no major seal or battery enclosure. I read things over before trying anything with this one since I found that odd and there is a lot of small print on the packaging (mostly the same thing in a variety of languages). There is, however, a sticker on the cap warning you to screw the cap on tightly. Sticking "Waterproof" on the front of the box was probably a little misleading.

Once you get past that whole mess, this is like many vibrators out there, turn the dial on the bottom to change it to off or any one of the three speeds that are available. On the lowest speed it seems nearly worthless, on the highest it's not bad but not mind-blowing orgasm capability speed either. I think the dial could be a bit larger in diameter for convenience purposes but it isn't horrible. This toy only takes 1 AA battery and for that single battery there is a fair amount of power behind this toy. I've used it a couple of times and I've left it running to try and drain it a bit more and it's still going strong. It isn't horribly noisy either, turning some music or the television on (with the door shut) should be sufficient if you're concerned about someone hearing it.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

This is waterproof for cleaning so you don't have to be careful of the battery compartment. I did test that one pretty well and it still functions just fine. There is a lot of texture so you do need to take a bit of extra time to clean this toy rather well. I wouldn't recommend boiling this, the dishwasher might work since it won't be submerged but I, personally, would not try it. Aside from these things, you can use antibacterial soap or a toy cleaner to clean this toy. Wiping it down with a 10% bleach solution on occasion is also an option if you want to get it extra clean if you're going to share. If you do not sterilize this toy then please use a condom.

Since this is possibly at least partially silicone you should not store it in direct contact with your jelly toys. They can cause melting and melted sex toys make people sad. I put mine in a plastic baggie in with my other toys.

Also, you probably should not use a silicone-based lube with this toy to be on the safe side since it claims to at least partially made out of silicone.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

The packaging is rather cheesy. Not in the porn cheesy way but in giant pink starburst letters and random triangles kind of cheesy way. It comes in a plastic blister with a cardboard insert. There is a sample of the material on the front if you wanted to feel it before you bought it if it was in a store. It advertises its "waterproofness" right on the front, although, as I mentioned, the back elaborates a little more on it.

The back has battery insertion instructions if you need them but other than that there isn't much else to say about it.
    • Not discreet

Experience

I would have rated a star or two higher but I cannot get past the manufacturer's claims on this particular toy.
Follow-up commentary
I'm still less than impressed with this toy. It's mostly just sat at the bottom of my trunk. It just doesn't quite do it for me. The questionable materials and the combination of small girth and a lack of strong vibrations just doesn't do it for me.
Besides, it's a bit scorched from my experiment.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: ohmai
    This is the first I've ever heard of a flame test. Just for that alone this review is worthwhile.
  • Contributor: FruityCloud
    Thank you for flame testing it for us!
  • Contributor: Brenard
    Thanks for a great review. Was thinking about it since it is the free item.
  • Contributor: Positwist
    Ouch, failed the flame test. Time to be skeptical of NMC, methinks.

    Thanks for the great review. And thanks for flame testing this!
  • Contributor: Ghost
    Thanks for the review!
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