Mona - g-spot vibrator by LELO - review by Howells

I bought Mona for my girlfriend more than a month ago with the hopes that I might get some of the love too. She is amazing to use on the girl. Mona's top priority is G-spot stimulation, and she does a really good job at that according to my love. Since she is not flexible, the vibrations are transmitted well and this is especially good if you point at the right angle and apply direct pressure. I have so much fun using our Mona and watching the reactions. I don't think she's for thrusting in and out. But I like to reserve that role to myself anyway.

On the other hand, couples pay attention. I'm not saying a single guy should buy one of these unless he has P-spot desires. However, if you already have one lying around just hold her to your dick or let your girl do that for you combined with other things. The Mona is surprisingly great for that purpose, read the experiences section for more on this.

Our Mona is the purple version. The purple part is extremely velvety. If you have no lube on it then it's kind of a draggy, matte material. As soon as you apply some lube the purple end transforms to a really slippery surface. The build is very rigid, you can’t push it in not even a tiny bit. It's just hard and strong and actually made of medical grade silicone, which is the safest and probably the best material to use. It's absolutely non porous which means it does not support microbiological growth. Silicone also lacks phthalates, chemicals suspected of having carcinogenic and mutagenic effects on the skin and mucous membranes, says Wikipedia. Check out the material safety indicator if you are still in doubt.

Zero stickiness. The material does not attract dirt just dust. It has absolutely no smell. Note that you can't use silicone based lubricants with her because the materials will mix and Mona will become sticky. I haven't tried this it's just common sense. I avoid oils too! Just use water based lubes. Silicone has very good water repellent properties so it'll be very easy to get rid of the lube and other stuff.

The white part is a shiny plastic, nothing special about that. The buttons are made of some kind of rubber. Not especially soft but you can tell it's different than the plastic of the white part.

She is a bit smaller than I thought of the pictures. The end is not that big and the diameter is slightly oval instead of round. She can be inserted easily! Note that the 'neck' or the middle part is thin. Like a thumb. She rather reminds me of a spoon. The curve is very good: you can tell the guys at Lelo didn't just hit the random button. If you put her on top of your pussy, ending below the clit, she follows your curve right from the area where your pubic hair is (or used to be :P). She doesn't really look like a penis which is a huge plus in my opinion. She's more like a well designed massager.

This is our first vibrator and it's pretty good for first time users. You don't need to have experience with vibrators to use and enjoy Mona.

She is easy to hide, any drawer would be glad to keep her out of sight. Mona hides under the pillow very nicely. And I'd definitely carry her with us when we travel. The lock feature makes this even safer.

This baby has some lights under her buttons. These light up together at the moment you press one of them, so they are not constantly on. You need to push the button a tiny bit longer than you would expect, I guess this is a feature so if you just accidentally click one she won’t respond to such a quick click.

Undoubtedly, the motor is in the wide part of the purple area. I noticed that if you run her slower, she gives stronger vibrations. If you crank her up she vibes very fast but the vibration movement is smaller. If you want resonance in your spine, try the low settings.

On the maximum level, she is as noisy as a cell phone in vibrating mode on the bed. Put some music on then it's your least concern. At minimum you can't hear her, rather just feel her. There was one time when I think I turned her off but actually I haven’t, she was just shaking silently by herself until I noticed and turned her off completely. So she is THAT silent, at least on the lowest levels.

What I really like is that you can set the intensity of most programs. Those are the constant and four pulsating modes. She offers different speeds and methods for pulsation. Like on off on off and fade in fade out. The last, random mode can’t be adjusted because it’s automatic. So many different settings can be achieved, I'm amazed. You can also lock her so she won’t turn on by herself during travel. I have no idea why she would anyway.

I have to mention that she comes with a built in battery, runs for very long with a fast charge of 1-2 hours. I haven’t managed to drain her battery yet, I mostly just put her back on the charger. I read somewhere it's better for Li-ion batteries to not let them drain completely. I believe she can be left on the charger as there is no such thing as overcharging. Exactly like a mobile phone. The buttons' light blinks while charging and just glows steady once she's done.

She is not waterproof. I don't consider that a con. If we need bath time vibrator fun we'll buy something else, it's not that important for us. I consider her splash proof however. How else is she supposed to be used in the pussy: maybe some girls squirting because of G-spot stimulation she can't just die because of that can she?

After use I wipe her with a tissue then rinse with warm water and I add in a little liquid soap. I run water on her but carefully, not to hit the controls and the charging hole (which is resealable with a rubber).

I store her in the bag that came with her, on top of some scent candles to give the satchel and Mona a vanilla scent. Just for fun. I'd avoid storing her with other silicone toys with direct contact because they might bond with each other. Not in a funny way.

First you open an thinner outer box. This has an illustration of her (3D render I presume) and the wording “Mona pleasure object”. Well she sure is! The inner box is black and discreet. Mona was in an envelope kind of thing made of a thick black paper and a transparent plastic combo. Even if somebody opens the box they can't touch Mona without tearing down that envelope. So you can be sure she's original and no one tried or touched her before! They give you a storage bag and the charger, some manuals and an interesting bio warranty that if she fails in the next 10 years and you send her back to Lelo then you get a 50% discount on your next purchase from the manufacturer's shop. Interesting.

At first, I haven’t really thought of something luxury just wanted to buy a vibrator. I ordered a cheap one then the shop called... They told me it's crap and mostly faulty and they won't ship it unless I really wanted to. It got me thinking, do I really want to give some cheap trash to my girl? Hell no. So I looked around then I found Mona, the perfect vibrator for her. I don't have any regrets even if it was a bit over the average price. It was so worth it!

All right, down to the nasty details of personal experience. Well since I'm a guy I'll tell you what we can do with Mona. Most importantly use her on your girl and collect the rewards afterwards when the playtime turns around! Anyway, Mona is a teaser for guys. A terrific teaser! I put on some porn then hold her to my dick. She is slowly getting me closer, it's an awesome feeling. Imagine that you don't really need to use your hands directly, hardly ever. You just don't do anything at all. You stay erect as long as you keep her there. You won't go numb. Sometimes you move her around, mostly at the end of the penis. Just use some lube so she won't drag the skin. If you are not lazy and care for yourself or want some stamina training, you'll experience one of the longest orgasms ever. The drum roll before the orgasm lasts five times more than it normally would. Ladies if you have the time you can try it on your mates but it won't be a fast ride. Combine it with a teasing handjob or blowjob and let Mona induce the orgasm then continue with your mouth when the guy is over the drumroll.

Last but not least, if your tooth hurts, just push Mona to it from the outside on maximum intensity. In five minutes, she'll numb your mouth so well you'll forget why you did this weird thing in the first place.