More Like Horrid Nightmare
We finally found a way to make this work for us. My husband cut into the toy and removed the bullet and cord and I now have an awesome four speed, remote controlled bullet that I can use anytime. Of course, simply buying a bullet wouldn't have cost me as much as this did!Published: November 3, 2011
Pros:
None
Cons:
Hurts like crazy
Stinks
Stinks
Before discovering Eden Fantasy, we ordered this toy from a catalog because we wanted something that would work for G-spot stimulation. This item was delayed for several weeks and didn't arrive until after we'd discovered Eden and it is the worst mistake we've made in purchasing a toy.
First of all, although made of TPR silicone, it smelled like it was made of rubber. It stank from the moment we opened the package until my husband cut it apart three weeks later, in spite of several cleanings. I can not describe the smell accurately except to say it smelled of rubber and chemicals and turned my stomach. Whenever we handled the toy, the scent stayed on our fingers for an hour or two, even after washing our hands.
I like girthy products and its 8" length of which 5 1/2" is insertable should be have wonderful. The fact that it was 1 5/8" in diameter would not normally be a problem except for the way this toy is mis-designed.
I don't know who came up with the idea of having three bumps at the base of the toy and on the shaft also, but they should be taken out and flogged with the toy a few times to see how they like having those bumps hurt their body.
We tried several times to insert this for play and each time I wound up not only frustrated, but in tears. We decided to try it for clitoral use and by the end of our short session, I was ready to beat my husband with the thing.
Yes, weighing in at 1/2 pound, it is lightweight. Yes, it is waterproof and multi speed and has a remote controller. All those things seem like they would make it ideal.
It is even hypo-allergenic,latex free and phthalates free.
However trust me, please. It is not body safe. It is not worth buying 4 AA batteries for.
No matter how much lube you use (and it must be water-based by the way) - I will be shocked if you enjoy this toy.
First of all, although made of TPR silicone, it smelled like it was made of rubber. It stank from the moment we opened the package until my husband cut it apart three weeks later, in spite of several cleanings. I can not describe the smell accurately except to say it smelled of rubber and chemicals and turned my stomach. Whenever we handled the toy, the scent stayed on our fingers for an hour or two, even after washing our hands.
I like girthy products and its 8" length of which 5 1/2" is insertable should be have wonderful. The fact that it was 1 5/8" in diameter would not normally be a problem except for the way this toy is mis-designed.
I don't know who came up with the idea of having three bumps at the base of the toy and on the shaft also, but they should be taken out and flogged with the toy a few times to see how they like having those bumps hurt their body.
We tried several times to insert this for play and each time I wound up not only frustrated, but in tears. We decided to try it for clitoral use and by the end of our short session, I was ready to beat my husband with the thing.
Yes, weighing in at 1/2 pound, it is lightweight. Yes, it is waterproof and multi speed and has a remote controller. All those things seem like they would make it ideal.
It is even hypo-allergenic,latex free and phthalates free.
However trust me, please. It is not body safe. It is not worth buying 4 AA batteries for.
No matter how much lube you use (and it must be water-based by the way) - I will be shocked if you enjoy this toy.
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
I still don't really have it because my husband dissected it and got out the bullet and we use that instead.
I love the bullet though - does that count?
I love the bullet though - does that count?
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Good review.
My sense of smell is so sensitive -- think that I'll avoid this one.
ACK! I used to own a lucid dream toy from Doc Johnson. I had the same issues with you. Smelly, oh, and my toy burned me internally...just a crap toy overall. I'm honestly doubtful of their claims of the toy being phthalates free, and try to avoid their products.
Thanks for the review! I have one of these (I got it because it looked like a sea monster; not the most well-though out reason to purchase a sex toy) and it's too uncomfortable to insert!
I haven't gotten a toy that smells yet and I hope I don't. I have a couple TPR toys but they haven't given me any issues.
Thanks for the review!
Thanks for the VERY honest review.
Nice review!
Those bumps do look uncomfortable. Thanks for the review!
Thanks for your honesty.
At least you found a use!
Wow!