Bliss massager - clitoral vibrator by NS Novelties - review by Kissy

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Bliss massager

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Mouse Meet Pussy

The BLISS Massager may look similar to a computer mouse, but unlike you stroking your computer mouse all day, this mouse strokes you all night. It has a cool technology-look. This mini vibe is waterproof, rechargeable and has many functions. I love it, my husband loves using it on me... and importantly – my body loves it!
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Pros:
Entertains my Hubby
Small, Great for Travel
Ergonomic Shape
Textured tip for Pinpointing Spots.
Cons:
Not Overly Strong
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Bliss Massager
The NS Novelties toy, Bliss Massager, is made to pleasure specific areas thanks to the silicone pad. It can work wonders on spots such as the nipple or clitoris. This toy is great from a women on-the-go (small and compact), for solo or coupled foreplay. It is a toy that would be good from beginner to advanced, depending on if you like the 3 vroom strength.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Material: Plastic/Silicone
Texture: Ribbed

The material of plastic/silicone has an above average material safety rating of 8. It is hypo-allergenic, latex free, non-porous and phthalates free. The main body of the toy is plastic, including the top and the bottom – minus the head, the side stripe and the buttons.

The bottom head pinpoint portion is silicone and ribbed. It is tiny ribbed circles within other circles. This gives it a "target" look of sorts... and well, targets specific zones! It has a bit of drag without lube. The texture adds to the stimulation factor and is great for both beginners to advanced users.

The textured silicone side section allow for no slipping when it is being held and moved around!
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

The Bliss Massager comes in two color designs: Pink/White and Black/Burgundy. I have the Pink/White design. The colors on the main body are nice, but of course you REALLY want to know about the colored accent LED lights! Well the colors alternate based on the pattern on the controls you choose! Maybe it will encourage you to try a new pattern because of this! I know sometimes we get stuck in our same, always satisfying vibe speed/pattern! ;)

I love the shape (yes the computer mouse shape!) It is comfortable and ergonomic in your hands. There are dents that are perfect to place your fingers on the side and the silicone edge makes it easy to hold (no-slip).

The massager is a bit smaller than I thought from the product page. Instead of a standard sized mouse it is like a miniature mouse! This is wonderful news, since it makes it that much more discreet! The compact massager can fit in your pocket, purse, or in small places, making it great for travel!

The measurements: Length: 4 1/2" , Circumference: 5 1/2", Diameter: 2", Weight: 0.4 lb

The shape is sort of discreet because of the fact it looks like computer tool, the mouse. But then again, if someone tried to use as a computer mouse... that would get embarrassing!
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

Light indicators, waterproof, rechargeable... oh my! The Bliss massager has some awesome features!

First let's begin with the control buttons. They sit on the top portion of the toy. There is a plus, minus and a pattern button. I found the buttons to be convenient and easy to use. It was easy to increase the vibration speed (+) or decrease the speed (-) in a rush. It has four intensity speeds. After the vibration speed is set the way you like it, you can choose from a number of patterns:

Escalating / Pulsating / Rollercoaster / Surging / Vibrating

(+) Increase Intensity Speed
(o) Change Between Intensity Mode & Pulsating Mode
(-) Decrease Intensity Speed

Along with each setting is a flashing assortment of colors! Pink, yellow, red, purple – solid and rotating... the colors and the patterns of the LED light section is a fun addition to this toy!

This toy has different button functions than the other vibrators I have, which are just two buttons. I love this way of the Bliss controls! It makes so much sense! The buttons are easy enough to push, but you shouldn't be concerned about it turning on by itself. I had it in my pocket around the house for a few hours and it didn't turn on by itself. (I like to sometimes do this test on toys I will most likely travel around with in my suitcase!) To turn the toy off, just press the (-) button for 2 seconds and it will shut off.

The charger is different than what I've used in the past. It pushes right into the silicone in the back. It is very suggestive! It is a little nerve racking at first, puncturing the silicone, but that is just how it works! When it is charging it flashes, when it is ready it is solid. It took only a couple of hours to fully charge and so far has lasted me 3 "sessions" and some playing with it (maybe 2 hours?) - and has not died on me!

I tested the Bliss in the shower and it was wonderful! I was a bit nervous because of the charger hole, but it still worked after, so all is well! I will note, I won't be using it in the bath because of this fear though. (The suction hole charger is new to me!)

Noise level is a bit louder, probably partly due to the plastic material and the strength! I had it under the blanket and the door shut and it couldn't be heard in the other room though. It didn't wake my husband when I used it under the blanket either.

Side of bliss
palm of hand pinpoint


    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power
    • Rechargeable

Care and Maintenance

The plastic/silicone toy is relatively easy to clean with liquid anti-bacterial soap and water. Pat dry with a soft, cotton towel and air dry. Since it is waterproof, there shouldn't be any worry of getting water in the toy when cleaning, BUT it is my advice that you are careful, because the charger is a pinhole in the silicone and feels like it could get in.

The toy does get dirty fast because of the silicone and the textured grooved tip. The silicone collects skin cells and dirt easily, but can be washed off with a wipe easily.

Due to the small silicone section make sure to use water-based lube only! Using lube will allow the textured section to move easier on your body.

This toy is so small the storage should be pretty basic! I keep mine in my bedside table (I find I have been testing it often!) You can store it in the box that was provided, you put it in a small bag, or however you like to store your toys!
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The toy came in a box within a box! The black and pink outside box has a photo of the actual massager in its real life size. This is nice to see what you are getting without having to open the box. But obviously not discreet! There are some care instructions, warnings, and basic information on the outside box.

Inside the main box is the secondary box that has the Bliss massager. The toy comes wrapped in a foam storage box, keeping it secure during shipping. No directions are included with the toy and the charger. The box is nice but I won't be reusing to store the toy in it.
Inside and Outside Boxes
Inside Box Bliss

    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

The BLISS massager is a great rival to its similar counterpart toys I've tested. It is more affordable than many similar, rechargeable toys and just might suit you better...

First, I thought the textured tip enhanced pleasure and was able to pinpoint specific areas well, such as the clit. It was comfortable and satisfying. This is a great clit stimulator and I am using it nearly exclusively for clit stimulation. Although it has a little drag, it feels good, no slip and slide.

Second, it is so easy to use – to go from a solid vibe to a pattern, from a weak vroom to a high vroom. The buttons take a minute to get used to, but they make so much sense and I love the 3 button options better than the two buttons on other vibes!

Third, I loved the ergonomic shape, it conforms to your hand and fingers. It is easier to hold than other vibes and doesn't go slipping around! It is small and fits so nicely in my hand.

Experience

It is great for solo use, and for couples play. When alone, I usually am working with it under the sheets, so the techno-lights are not a big deal to me. But when my husband uses it on me, the lights are everything to him! The lights give this toy some action that keeps him interested, rather than just a plain basic toy. I know that sounds childish, but I swear it is true! He loves the lights!

When using this solo, I started with the low solid setting and finished on the highest setting solid. I also like the patterns on high. I think this means it might be weak for some strong users. When using it, I placed the center of the silicone target directly on my clit and made tiny circles on it. I found it was easy to move around since I had a nice grip from the design and the silicone sides on it. I also really enjoyed pushing down on my clit and releasing (kind of making my own pattern!) with the bulls-eye tip.

Size compared to MiMi
handheld
Follow-up commentary
The Bliss Massager is still a toy I use often. It is one of my favorite go-to toys for clit stimulation. I like that it doesn't get in the way too much when having sex (certain positions it does). It can be placed in-between our bodies easily and remain their with minimal shifting and guiding. I haven't noticed any change in the charging weakness, it remains about the same.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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