MiMi - discreet massager discontinued by Je Joue - review by Linga

My Mimi came to me in the average USPS box, which means it took about 2 weeks but no amount of anticipation could prepare me for her dazzling performance. The gentle curves on this voluptuous beauty make her a treat for every part of your body and her silky softness makes her the lover you have always been looking for.
In my opinion Mimi deserves to to win the oscar for best supporting actress (I'm the star of course).

Mimi is the perfect toy for rolling gently over swelling nipples, sliding slowly over the curve of yours or your lovers breasts and traveling slowly down to the wetter areas. Je Joue's Mimi is perfect for every part of your body and being waterproof means you don't have to limit your exploits to dry land.

The Mimi is made from ABS plastic wrapped in 100% food grade silicone, with a matte finish that feels gorgeous against the skin and has the perfect amount of drag, giving it that slightly clinging feel that we all know and love (well I do) but keeps it sleek enough to slide gloriously and easily over every part of your body. The is no texture to Mimi, she is just perfectly smooth and sensual all over (apart from the controls but even then they are lovely and sleek) and she has just the tiniest of Je Joue logos embossed in her perfect surface. The ABS plastic only has a tiny bit showing, just a little around the controls but it is perfectly smooth and shiny black, a great contrast against the lush silicone.
Not only are the silicone and ABS plastic latex free, non-porous, phthalates free and hypo-allergenic but it only has a very slight odour and no taste, the Mimi is also only suitable to use with water based lubes.

Being that Mimi is so wonderfully made with the best of materials, she is perfect for any user, beginner or advanced, Young or old. Mimi will work for just about anyone!

Mimi's size and shape is perfect for me, I have small hands and usually have trouble holding onto bigger toys but because of Mimi's small stature I didn't have an issue at all. The smooth flat egg shape of the toy fits perfectly in my hand, she rests nicely in my palm and because she does have that flat, thinness about her she is easy to grip with your fingers too.

The Mimi's wide body and rounded tip made her exactly right for broader stimulation across my labia and just by turning her onto a 90 degree angle she became excellent at pin pointing the spot right above my button.
Mimi's curved body means that she rolls and glides effortlessly and seamlessly across even the most sensitive areas.

Je Joue's Mimi is an extremely discreet toy, I doubt anyone who didn't already know what she was for would ever pick her to be a sex toy. She looks like a lovely smooth stone that you would skip over a calm pond on a warm summer day. Also, due to Mimi's size, she is the perfect travel companion and is easily tucked into even the smallest of overnight cases.

The Mimi is a feature packed little nugget of joy and she comes with 5, that’s right 5 strengths and 5 patterns. To turn Mimi on you don't need to take her to dinner, buy her nice things or even spend time talking to her. To get to the good stuff all you need is to press one of the two buttons built almost seamlessly into the widest end (her booty). The button with the + in raised metal on it is the one you are looking for and just by pressing down for a moment Mimi hums to life.

The more you press this little button the harder Mimi will work for you, cycling through all her 5 strengths and after that all her pulsing, vibrating and rumbling patterns just to please you. I'll do my best to describe them for you.

Strengths:
1/ A gentle, rumbly hum. 1 vroom & 1 bee
2/ A medium, rumbly hum. 2 vrooms & 1 bee
3/ A Strong, rumbly hum. 3 vrooms & 1 bee
4/ A Very strong, rumbly hum. 4 vrooms & 2 bees
5/ Wow, did I get out my hitachi instead? 5 vrooms & 2 bees ( she really is that powerful it feels like my hitachi on low)

Patterns:
1/ A strong pulsing of the highest strength with short pauses in between each burst.
2/ A Strong pulsing of the highest strength with almost no pause in between.
3/ A rolling wave of vibrations starting at the lowest strength and rapidly surging up and down.
4/ A rapid pulse of moving from the lowest to the highest, Like short fast revs in a car.
5/ A rapid, rolling pulse cycling from low to high very quickly.

And to cycles down through the patterns and strengths? You guessed it, just press the button with the embossed - symbol. If you should ever need to turn the Mimi off fast you can hold the - button down for a second and it acts as a off switch from whatever strength or pattern you are on.

The Mimi is completely waterproof and even though I was sceptical, she performs just as well in water as she does out.

Th Mimi gets all her star power from a "click & charge" style charger that uses magnets to stick onto the metallic buttons on Mimi's bottom and although you do have to make sure that the cord isn't twisted and that Mimi herself is sitting nice and felt for the connect to be secure, I don't find it a problem at all.

Unlike many of the starlets of our time, caring for my new co-star is very easy. After we finish a long session of "going over lines together" I give my little Mimi a a rinse in some warm water then a a good lather in my fave toy cleaner and rinse her off again. A quick pat dry is all I need too do before I put my Mimi back in her box or "dressing room" and she is happy, clean and ready for another day on set.
You can also use a 10% bleach solution on Mimi (no one can tell me that hair colour is natural!) or just a simple bath with soap and water, boiling is not an option for the Mimi (please so saunas for this little lady).

Storage is the same, I keep her in her box. Tucked snuggly away from dust and lint (because she's a collector alright) and it just makes everything nice and neat in my cabinet but if you don't have the room a lint free bag would work perfectly for storage and will also keep her safe from paparazzi

The Mimi came to me in a cardboard outer box with a soft purple hue and inside was another box, made from sturdy matte black cardboard. The flip top lid is held tight with a silky soft ribbon and tucked away inside in a shiny, black, moulded plastic tray is the petite but powerful Mimi.
The black tray is easily lifted by another ribbon and underneath is a moulded paper tray, holding all the other necessary pieces to keeping my brand new baby in tip top condition. Included in the underneath of the packaging is the charger (of course) A user manual detailing the features, functions and material of the Mimi in 5 different languages.

The packaging over all is extremely discreet and pretty much exactly what I would expect from a high end toy, the packaging makes for wonderful storage and it's also perfect for gift giving.

I love love LOVE my Mimi, It's my go to toy of the moment and if I wasn't so damned addicted to toy I would say that I would never need another clit toy ever again!( but I'm not going to make any promises I know I can't keep) I truly love this little palm sized piece of heaven and couldn't want anything more out of a toy.