Mr.Softee pastels G-spot - g-spot vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by SilverVixen

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Mr.Softee pastels G-spot sex toy review

This vibe...I don't even know where to begin. It stinks, literally! It produces a decent vibe, but the smell and the fact that the g-spot tip collapses upon insertion, makes it useless to me! I've had it three months and it still smells funny!
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Pros:
Great for clit stimulation, that's about it.
Cons:
Dear god this thing stinks!
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
The Vibe that Took a Ribbing.

Pink, ribbed, g-spot friendly, check!... So why the disappointment? Two words, okay let’s make it three - Touchy. Noisy. Stinky.

Is that my closet or a Rubber factory?

It’s bad enough that most silicone, rubber, and jelly-feel vibrators|The main types of vibrators come straight out of the package smelling like an industrial facility, but this vibrator smells like a trip to a Goodyear tire plant on tar testing and cigar smoking day. The Softee’s overwhelming plastic sent was enough to briefly squelch my affinity for all things vibrating and pink. That being said, I fell back on 'old faithful' and waited for Mr.Softee to aerate. After 48 hours and a closet that smelled like a fortune 500 manufacturing company, either I got used to the smell or I was getting really impatient. Never-the-less, I was eager to test this new toy since it looked like it would be fun to play with!

Clickety-Clack, Put it back.

The Mr.Softee, to keep it short and sweet, is only good for two things. 1. Clitoral stimulation 2. perenium massage on a male. The soft pliable ribbed sheath covers a traditional, yellowish colored vibrator. Nothing I would use by itself because in all honesty it’s just plain ugly.

When the vibrator is loaded with 2 C batteries, the noise level is tolerable. I was almost impressed with the quiet hum until the vibrator was inserted in the position it was designed for (aka- g-spot stimulation|G-spot vibrators & Vibrating g-spot stimulation sex toys), the quiet hum switched to a loud detached rattling that toy enthusiasts grin and bear tongue–in-cheek. No amount of tighter gripping or rotating helped this vibrator!

Zoooooooom

Mr. Softee has a mind of its own. When it’s quiet and well lubed (drags on the skin without it) it does provide a unique, pleasurable sensation when used for clitoral stimulation. It’s not like the common tickling or flicking feeling produced by rabbits|Rabbit pearl and jack rabbit vibrators or clitoral stimulators|Clitoral stimulators and various clitoral massagers, it’s more like a soft, deep, stroking sensation. The tip is hollow (since it’s a sheath on a traditional vibrator), so it loses the g-spot effect when inserted. The tip collapses towards the shaft when it gets pressed against vaginal walls or positioned alongside the g-spot.

I will say this toy is great for men. Most guys would steal this toy and add it to their collection (once the smell dissipates). According to a male’s account, when I’m giving oral sex or using hand held masturbation devices|Hands free masturbators the massager -laid alongside the scrotum, tip towards the perenium, makes a great sensation.

The dial on this vibrator is uber sensitive, more like aggravating. If you even remotely tap it, it zooms to either the 'off' position or as I like to call it the blast off setting - So much for controlling an orgasm.

Final Thoughts

Mr. Softee pastels G-spot vibrator|G-spot vibrators: Mr.Softee pastels G-spot is a swing and a miss. Though it’ll probably get used by the man in my life, I purchased this toy for ME!
Follow-up commentary
If it says anything, we finally just threw this away. I have NO intentions of ever buying another one. The smell never really faded and the overall construction of the vibe left little to be desired.

It's too bad the vibe (under the sleeve) wasn't smooth. It had deep rough grooves in it which meant I couldn't keep the internal vibe and use it separately. Too bad! I would have loved to salvage at least SOME PART of this toy...
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  • Nashville
    Nashville  
    Rubber toys are very porous so be sure to cover it with a condom.
  • XXXXXXXXXXXXX
    XXXXXXXXXXXXX  
    Nice review
  • CynicallyYours
    CynicallyYours  
    thanks for the review.
  • girl next door
    girl next door  
    great review! glad to know it smells. that is a deal breaker for me Thanks so much.
  • Mr. Poopy Pants
    Mr. Poopy Pants  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Eucaly
    Eucaly  
    Great review; thank you!
  • Glac
    Glac  
    good review, thanks
  • JoeVic
    JoeVic  
    ty
  • LilShae
    LilShae  
    Thanks for the review
  • Fidelity
    Fidelity  
    Thanks for the Review
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    thank you for the review. i hate toys that stink (but i love stinky tofu )
  • Howley
    Howley  
    thanks for the review!
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