My blueberry (almost) blissful dream

I wouldn't recommend this toy, for those even on a low budget. There are so many other toys just as affordable that might be more worth your while. If your looking for something more than clitoral stimulation, which isn't that great either, don't get sucked into the pretty blue and fun looking curves, this noisy for no good toy is such a disappointment.
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Pros:
aesthetically pleasing, low price, easily stored, easily cleaned
Cons:
hard solid plastic, speed dial at base turns frequintly and too easily, not for insertion
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
This vibrator is bubbly in shape, alternating between thin and bulbous. It is relatively narrow in circumference from tip to base with a turn dial at the base for easy adjusting speeds. The dial turns REALLY easy so you have to be gentle with varying the speed. There is basically a low, medium, high speed setting with little variation in between. It takes two AA batteries which are common and easy to get. The noise level does drop and increase as you adjust the speeds, which may make it hard to keep what you are doing a secret.

The material it is made of is a hard plastic, so it is not giving to the shape when inserting directly, so I feel is it more for clitoral stimulation. Even though the shape at the tip is quite inviting, it didn't feel as wonderful as I had hoped. When I inserted it vaginally, it just kind of hurt, more than pleased. This is most likely due to my own specific anatomy and not to the toy itself. The slickness of the plastic made it easier to drag across the skin with comfort without lube, which I am not a fan of lube myself. I felt it's more for clitoral stimulation and masturbation or couple play and teasing. Vibrations are always lovely to use on nipples and tickling or massaging your back. The round end was also pleasing to my boyfriend when I stroked him with it, both under his balls and his pelvic region.

I was able to easily clean it with soap and water. The toy does claim to be waterproof, but I wouldn’t try myself. The only waterproofing it had was a small thin o-ring where the batteries are to be inserted, and just didn't seem worthy of actual submersion. Hiding or storing after use is easily done in a drawer, container, or bag. It is very easy to travel with and disguise, even in the most obvious of places, like a purse or backpack, because it is so slender and pretty small in size. It is a very pretty and girly looking toy which would make it more non-threatening to beginners and those more wary to using toys. The low price is also an attractant to beginners looking to start a collection.
Experience
So my experience with this toy was short and sweet. This was the first toy I bought on the site. I received it about a week after ordering. Immediately, I grabbed my significant other and ran to the room. All started well, trying out the different speeds and checking out what my new toy can do. As I began to get serious with this thing my hand kept hitting the speed dial and adjusting the speeds. Now, this is a HUGE pet peeve of mine. I began to get frustrated and handed it off to my boyfriend. But, to no avail, the speeds kept adjusting. Feeling frustrated, I grabbed the vibrator and set it on the bedside table, and continued with our fun. In the middle of our adventure, one of our feet knocked it off our relatively short table and onto the floor. When I picked it up (a while later) to clean it, I played with the speed dial to see how the battery stood up. Well, it wasn't turning on. So I went and grabbed more batteries, threw them in and....NO! My toy! It broke, already! So that was it. It was fun while it lasted I guess. Moral of the story: You get what you pay for.
Follow-up commentary
Since it broke after the first use I didn't get to try it again to see how I felt about it a second time. But honestly, I don't think I actually would have attempted to use it again anyways. All I really remember about using it is that it hurt to insert. I still don't recommend this toy to anyone that doesn't enjoy loud noises or extremely hard, lumpy texture.
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My Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Easily stored
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Mutual stimulation
    • Nipples
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  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    Can't believe you have only written 2 reviews! Great job!
  • rmiles124
    rmiles124  
    Thank you
  • bayosgirl
    bayosgirl  
    Sorry it didn't work for you. But thanks for the review
  • remember.me
    remember.me  
    Thanks for the review - I didn't like this one either!
  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    Good review
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    Thank you for the review
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