My French Penis
People are always asking me what I would recommend for a first vibrator. They always want something that costs less than $30. I urge them to upgrade their specs to this model, as it's going to last so much longer than a cheaper toy and I want someone's first experience with a sex toy to be a positive one. You owe it to yourself to do it right. THIS toy will do you right.Published: July 15, 2010
Pros:
The fleur-de-lis pattern on shaft and such high quality it comes with 5 yr guarantee!
Cons:
It took me a while to figure it out. Then I found the instruction booklet buried in the box.
Even though this toy is made in Germany, I call it My French Penis for the fleur-de-lis design on the shaft for aesthetics. I get an inexplicable huge kick out of that. I like its spongy/firm texture. It is a quiet vibe, very high quality, made me go "oui, oui, oui," all the way home.
It comes in nice, understated packaging with very little plastic. It came with 2 AA batteries, how very nice of them! Including batteries is always an added bonus.
I can't believe how many languages are represented in the instruction booklet - English, German, French, Spanish, Swedish, Norwegian, Portugese, Italian, Polish, Dutch, as well as a few I don't even know - Suomi, Dansk, Cesky and ??? What a universally accepted toy! Celebrate diversity! Comes in three different colors - raspberry, light pink and purple. The light pink version reminds me of the 1950's, very classic.
The silicone it's made of contains antimicrobial additives mixed into the material that are completely safe for your body but keep cooties and other bad bacteria from setting up shop. How progressive and thoughtful! This makes it an easy to keep clean toy.
I enjoyed playing with this toy in the shower (it's waterproof! It wasn't too slippery when wet, making it easy to handle in the bath), by myself, and with my partner. He figured out how to operate it much quicker than I did. I think I have a hard time with technological things that have buttons. I'm glad it only has two buttons, unlike television remote controls - those really blow my mind. That's why I don't have a television, I don't have the patience for it. But for some reason, I do have the patience for sex toys. I find them infinitely more satisfying than television.
It comes in nice, understated packaging with very little plastic. It came with 2 AA batteries, how very nice of them! Including batteries is always an added bonus.
I can't believe how many languages are represented in the instruction booklet - English, German, French, Spanish, Swedish, Norwegian, Portugese, Italian, Polish, Dutch, as well as a few I don't even know - Suomi, Dansk, Cesky and ??? What a universally accepted toy! Celebrate diversity! Comes in three different colors - raspberry, light pink and purple. The light pink version reminds me of the 1950's, very classic.
The silicone it's made of contains antimicrobial additives mixed into the material that are completely safe for your body but keep cooties and other bad bacteria from setting up shop. How progressive and thoughtful! This makes it an easy to keep clean toy.
I enjoyed playing with this toy in the shower (it's waterproof! It wasn't too slippery when wet, making it easy to handle in the bath), by myself, and with my partner. He figured out how to operate it much quicker than I did. I think I have a hard time with technological things that have buttons. I'm glad it only has two buttons, unlike television remote controls - those really blow my mind. That's why I don't have a television, I don't have the patience for it. But for some reason, I do have the patience for sex toys. I find them infinitely more satisfying than television.
Experience
I'm glad it came with an extensive instruction booklet because I tend to be a dunce when it comes to figuring out how new toys work. The on/off controls are very subtle at base. I overlooked them at first, but it's good they're designed like that because you have less of a chance of accidentally pressing the wrong button during use, which is always a buzz kill.
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can you actually feel the texturing at all once it's inserted?
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Quote: can you actually feel the texturing at all once it's inserted?I wouldn't really think so
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I think this one looks so cute
I aready have this in my wish list
So classy. I just love all the colors this comes in, but I'm leaning toward the pink -- it DOES look very retro! And the fleur-de-lis pattern makes it even that much more of a classic.
Great review!
This toy is definitely worth the price to me.
thanks for the review.
if only i could read a dozen or so languages i guess its popular elsewhere
Nice review, thanks!
French penis lol nice review!
Thanks for the review.
great review
Thanks for the review! Glad to hear it's so well designed--I HATE accidentally turning toys off in the middle of things...
Thanks!
Thanks.