Neither Intense Nor Orgasmic

The Crazy Girl Intense Orgasm Gel got one thing right...it's crazy to think you'll get an intense orgasm with this product. While the consistency of the gel makes a good lubrication, it doesn't provide more intense orgasms (or any at all). Results may vary, but for me it was a dud.
Published:
Pros:
Discreet package, easy to travel with, pleasurable smell, good consistency
Cons:
No effect, doesn't live up to its name
Rating by reviewer:
3
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Use

This is billed as being an arousal gel, but unless you've got temperature sensitivity I doubt it will do anything for you other than making a slick mess. The sample packet gives no instructions, but it should be self-explanatory. Rub it on and hope that something happens. Hopefully you'll have better results than I did.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

If I had to liken the consistency to something, it might be hair gel. It's thick enough so that it doesn't run, but spreads evenly when applied. I didn't find that it absorbed very well, though, so I had to clean it off with a washcloth when I was done.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

The smell of the gel is a bit mint-tinged, with a hint of medicinal quality (like vapor-rub). The scent wasn't unappealing, so I did like using it and didn't immediately want to rush to get it off me. However, there was a lingering smell that stayed on my toy and myself even after cleaning. Again, it wasn't distracting or bad, but definitely present.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good

Performance

Since it was just the packet size, it was supposed to be one-use. I was expecting the gel to absorb a bit more, though, so I had to clean up with a washcloth and water after I was done to make sure it was gone. If it was more absorptive and performed as advertised maybe I would have enjoyed it more. As it stands now, it's one more to mark off my to-try list. Not going to be a repeat purchase.
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
    • Performance

Packaging

The one-time sample is in a tear packet and it took two tries to get the top ripped open all the way. There are no instructions provided with the sample, so it's more "hope you know what you're doing." Since it's a packet, it would be great for travel or on-the-go use...if it works for you, that is.
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Minimal
    • Travel friendly

Special Features

With a title such as "intense orgasm gel" you would expect it to give you an intense orgasm. The presumed effect is done through first a cooling and then a warming sensation. I got no cooling and the warming bit was so subtle that I could have achieved the same thing just by touching a toy to my clit.
    • Warming
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