Heart shaped breast massagers sex toy review
I give the vibrators themselves credit for being pretty powerful for their size (they can come in handy for other things) and for running quietly for the amount of vibration they exude, but again...it's not something that could ever get me off, much less turn me on.Published: December 29, 2007
The heart shaped breast massager seems to be just a second in line to a barrage of toys I find useless to my sexual desires. Firstly, only one of the vibrators worked. Which, that was all well and good. I could test the toy with only one. The jelly material heart is meant to stretch over your breast, then suction your nipple. You can slip the vibrator in and out of the toy (and it is powerful for its size, I must admit). My nipples didn’t suction well into the actual toy itself, so I didn’t find much I could do with it. So, for a week, it was packed away while I finished moving. Last night, I came across the “no-no” box (my roommate and I have a designated box where we put our “no-no” stuff; I argued it should be called the “yes-yes” box, but she won), and upon opening it, found the Heart Shaped Nipple Massagers.
I shrugged off my clothes, and climbed into bed. I stretched the hearts over my breasts, turned them on, and tried to make myself feel sexy, ran my fingers over long ignored places. I hadn’t thought of myself in weeks since I’d been moving, and I thought surely it’d make this experience much more pleasurable and memorable, and I could say good things about this toy, because I wanted to. I really did.
But the hearts just peeled off my breasts. Maybe I have too much. The vibrations against my nipples did nothing for me. And the tedious work of trying to keep them on my breasts, and trying (in vain) to be turned on by them, just made getting off feel like work. I give the vibrators themselves credit for being pretty powerful for their size (they can come in handy for other things) and for running quietly for the amount of vibration they exude, but again…it’s not something that could ever get me off, much less turn me on.
I shrugged off my clothes, and climbed into bed. I stretched the hearts over my breasts, turned them on, and tried to make myself feel sexy, ran my fingers over long ignored places. I hadn’t thought of myself in weeks since I’d been moving, and I thought surely it’d make this experience much more pleasurable and memorable, and I could say good things about this toy, because I wanted to. I really did.
But the hearts just peeled off my breasts. Maybe I have too much. The vibrations against my nipples did nothing for me. And the tedious work of trying to keep them on my breasts, and trying (in vain) to be turned on by them, just made getting off feel like work. I give the vibrators themselves credit for being pretty powerful for their size (they can come in handy for other things) and for running quietly for the amount of vibration they exude, but again…it’s not something that could ever get me off, much less turn me on.
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Should nipples be prepped before using something like this the first time?
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Quote: Should nipples be prepped before using something like this the first time?Not sure what you mean by prepped, but in order to really get the nipple in the little raised area, the nipple should at least be hard and that takes a little playing with the nipple first to try to get it hard and into the nipple part of the heart cup.
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LovelyShawnYes, I have a question about these, I'm wondering what size breast are these really best recommended for? Some of them are for large breast as well as others are for small. I'm really wanting to get these but I'm wanting to be able to use them as well as get my moneys worth on these. Please help me if you don't mind. Thank you for your time.
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Quote: Yes, I have a question about these, I'm wondering what size breast are these really best recommended for? Some of them are for large breast as well as others are for small. I'm really wanting to get these but I'm wanting to be able to use them as well as get my moneys worth on these. Please help me if you don't mind. Thank you for your time.Hi Shawn!
Shawn
I'm a guy with not that big of breasts, but have you tried using the 1:1 aspect ratio on the pic? Underneath the display picture, there's a small green button that'll show you how to judge sizes.
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Quote: Hi Shawn!We created these as pretty much a universal size. They are only 3" in diameter, and they are designed in such a way that they should fit most everyone by pushing down on them to create suction which will hold them in place. Hope that helps. I know we sell tons of these, and it seems everyone has found the fit ok. If you are not sure, our E-Zone vibrating nipple stimulators are designed to cover the nipples, and a strong suction bulb assures a great fit...but they are not wireless as the hearts are. Both items are made with phthalate free materials, and are very popular. Have fun either way!
I'm a guy with not that big of breasts, but have you tried using the 1:1 aspect ratio on the pic? Underneath the display picture, there's a small green button that'll show you how to judge sizes.
I don't know if that helps though. Good Luck!
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I just went through a move too, and can totally understand about forgetting about yourself! I'm sorry you didn't have a new exciting toy you loved to turn to. These seem so cute too, shame they didn't work as well as they sound like they would.
Thanks . great review
Thanks for the review. I think I'll keep looking for something better.
Oh man, these look so adorable. Sucks they don't work well.
Thanks for the review.
It's a shame they aren't better. They're so cute.
Darn, I was thinking about trying these for myself, and now I"m thinking I shouldn't waste my time. Thanks for the review!
I still want these but thanks so much for the review and the forewarning! Maybe I'll make hubby hold em on, hehe
THANK YOU
Thanks
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