Chippendales diva - clitoral stimulator by Love Fun Play - review by SydVicious

This toy is so pretty, it looks like it could be purchased at an iTunes store. It looks strikingly similar to a mouse for a Mac, and fits in the palm of your hand just as well.

My dimensions of this toy are a little different than those listed on the EF website. I measure a total length of 5 inches, 2 1/2 inches wide at the widest points, 1 3/4 inches wide at the skinny middle and just 1 1/2 inches tall.

The Diva is a simple toy. The shape reminds me of an hour glass doing a back bend. The gentle curve of the toy is ergonomically shaped to fit your entire body, not just your clit. The Diva gives a killer back massage. The middle being raised, the two ends give great pressure to your back, while the vibrations are strong enough to relax your muscles. There is a slight bump on the underside of the toy, just under the motor that is meant to help give a little more pressure to the clit during play. It is better than a flat surface, but it's not going to give you pin point vibrations.

There are two buttons in the middle of the toy. One button has a plus symbol (+) on it and the other has a minus (-) on it. Press the plus button to advance through the vibration modes. The minus button will bring you back down through the modes and then turn the toy off. Between the two buttons is a little dot. The dot is a LED light that flashes when you press the buttons. If you hold one of the buttons down, It will take you through the modes very quickly.

Now there is kind of a weird feature to the vibration modes. Once you turn the toy on and advance through the constant vibration speeds you have to hold down the plus button again for about 2 seconds to switch over to the patterned modes. I'm not sure why you have switch in and out of constant and patterned, and honesty if I used the patterned vibrations more often I might be more annoyed with that feature. It's not that it difficult, it's just that sometimes when in the middle of use you don't want to have to think about how to change the vibration mode.

This toy has a locking feature that is super easy to use. To lock the toy, hold down both buttons for 5 seconds until the red light turns off. To unlock the toy, hold both buttons down for 5 seconds until the red light comes back on.

The Diva is not a completely smooth and seamless toy. there is a seam running around the entire toy where the top and bottom plastic pieces meet. One end has a shorter white piece and then a silver band about the toy. This area is the battery cover. To remove, gently pull the cover off to expose the battery compartment. There is a rubber ring around the battery compartment to help keep out water, making this toy "splash proof"

The packaging on this toy is really nice. It comes in a shiny black box with a picture of the toy of the front. When you open that box there is another box. This second box is matte black with a subtle alligator print embossed on it. The name 'Chippendales' with a little bow tie is printed in silver. You lift the top off this second box to reveal the toy. The toy is housed between two pieces of plastic that are molded to keep the toy in place. Under the toy is a little booklet that has instructions in English, German, Spanish and French. Also included is a black and white satin draw string storage bag.

This toy takes 3 AAA batteries. The battery compartment is kind of a small space but it has a satin ribbon that lays under the batteries. When you want to remove the batteries, pull the ribbon and it will help to pop them loose. According to the included information packet 3 fresh batteries should last up to 5 hours of use or 90 days of standby time.

The Diva is made of glossy ABS plastic. Cleanup is pretty easy, but this toy is not waterproof so avoid getting water in the buttons or battery pack. Wash with anti-bacterial soap or toy cleaner and rinse with warm water.

Water, Oil and Silicone lubes are safe to use with this toy.

The packaging says that there are 8 vibrations modes. I am having a hard time figuring out where the number 8 came from. I have counted 7 constant speeds and 7 patterns. I think maybe 7 patterns and then constant equals 8, but in reality there are 14 different modes.

To be honest, it's a decent toy, but I just don't ever reach for it. When I go to my toybox, there are other toys that I enjoy much more that is one, so I never use it. The speed and power from the Chippendales diva is decent, but I think the shape of the vibrating head is a bit odd. I enjoy a bit more of a concentrated power, and the wide area of vibrations doesn't do much for me. Also, I feel like It doesn't lay on the body well.