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Not A Magical Potion

Did you ever want to try an energy drink without getting any pesky energy or benefits? Then this product is for you! For the same effect as drinking a 10 cent package of drink mix, you could spend much much more.
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Pros:
Fun packaging, small size, easy to transport
Cons:
Deceptive labeling, does not work at all, overly sweet
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

The purpose of this product, is seems by the label, is to enhance sexual energy. That would be great, if it worked, but alas it does not. With a cloyingly sweet taste, causing lingering throat dryness at times, the only thing it does is let you down and make you sad that you overspent on something that doesn't work.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Home
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

It smells like Kool-Aid, it tastes like Kool-Aid, and it has the same potency as Kool-Aid. The liquid itself is a bit thicker than your usual water/drink mixes and has a whole lot more sugar. I'm someone who can consume a high level of sweetness and this made even me a little nauseous. The bottle contains only about two sips, so you can knock it back with ease, but after that you'll be left wondering why you bought it in the first place.
    • Slick
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

You can definitely smell the fruit punch sweetness as soon as you break the seal on top. It reminds me of cheap drink mixes, same taste with 10 times the sweetness.
    • Smells good
    • Strong taste

Performance

The performance was nil. I got no energy boost, whether that be sexual or not, and I regretted the drink almost as soon as I consumed it. On the upside, the amount was so tiny that I didn't have to linger over consumption.
    • Performance

Packaging

The bottle that the potion came in had a fun label, though full nutrition details were missing and the website it directed me to in order to receive full information didn't exist. Since the portion is so small, you can easily take it with you on the go for those times that you need to raise your blood sugar levels through the roof.
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Back Of Bottle
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Minimal
    • Travel friendly

Personal comments

I was excited to try this, since I haven't had many energy drinks, but I was sad to find out that this was a complete dud. My energy levels are not heightened, though my stomach is questioning why I needed an abundance of sugar so early in the morning. Save yourself the money. Avoid this product and go for a sex toy instead.
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