Not Exactly the Tongue I was Expecting.Unfortunately, I was very disappointed by this artificial tongue. When I was younger, I always saw advertisements in my parents dirty magazines portraying these as the be all, do all to oral stimulation. For me, the mark was missed. I may eventually continue my quest to find a realistic pussy licking device, but this was definitely not it.
Life-Like, Long Enough for a Penetration Tease, Bullet Included.
Weak Vibration Against any Pressure, Noisy, Battery Drainer
The Mini Tongue by Lady Calston is specifically made for imitation of the jobs a tongue can do. Whether that be anal stimulation to simulate a rim job or clitoral stimulation to simulate a good pussy lick and fuck or just to stimulate your nipples, this tongue is supposed to do it. I think this toy is ideal for people who are looking for something different than an average dildo or vibrator. It is a truly unique concept great for all users, and while there are some people who have made replicas, it is well known that Lady Calston did it first. Since she isn't Waterproof, you can't take her to the shower with you. However, the licking action may just be what you are looking for that your partner isn't giving you. Maybe.
The majority of this toy is plastic, including the bullet that comes with this tongue. There is a fairly large plastic control box for you to hold onto. The tongue portion is made from a material called TrueSkin, which, like its name, is supposed to simulate the actual touch of a human tongue when placed on any portion of your body. It is supposed to seem real. I have to admit, it does come very close, especially when lubrication is added. The wetness of the lubrication and the real feel of the trueskin material is about as close to the real thing as you will get out of a toy. It is squishy and very flexible, much like a human tongue. Also like a human tongue, there are small raised circles all over the tongue portion, I assume to simulate taste buds or the appearance of a tongue. They can not really be felt at all during stimulation. There is a slight smell to trueskin, but it is not really a bad smell. Just a smell. As always, please research your materials or look into reviews before using. Trueskin is very porous, which means it is not recommended for sharing and if shared, should be properly covered to avoid the spread of unwanted germs.
This is supposed to be the MINI version of the original tongue by Lady Calston. The original tongue is 4 inches long and 2 inches wide. This massive mini is 6 inches long with 2 1/2 inches insertable and a width of 2 inches at its widest insertable portion. More than half the toy is control panel, which I really don't care for. I do enjoy that the tongue is realistic in look and feel, but I wish the tongue were I little longer, for more insertable length. The thickness is much like a real tongue and even the length in the fact that it is average for most people's ability to stick out of their mouth when performing acts intended for this toy to stimulate. I do also like that the overall design of the toy has proven to be very ergonomic for me and probably for you as well. There are finger placings on the back(where the battery compartment is) to help you grip during play. It is not discreet at all, nor is it easy to hide, unless of course you are bogged down with toy storage like I am. However, if one of your children, parents, or your spouse ever found this... there would be no denying that it was something other than a novelty item.
Ah, this is where the Lady Calston Mini Tongue completely lost me. I was not even remotely impressed with the way it performed. Okay, let's break this down. There are three settings for the tongue Low, Medium and High. The difference in the setting from low to high are mediocre if at all. The "vibrations" which are a small circular motion of the mechanisms inside are great, until they touch anything. As soon as any pressure is applied at all, you lose any intensity in vibration that you may have had. Whether this pressure be through insertion or just by allowing the tongue to act naturally and stimulate the clitoris. Even with loads of lube for a slick, friction free playtime, there was still a horrible halt in the ability of the toy to maintain it's fluttering tongue. The controls are easy to use and positioning comes relatively easy, but to get what you are looking for, you have to work harder than the toy does. The attachable bullet may have been a nice feature to the toy as well, if the attachment of it did not cause the tongues motion to become even weaker. Also, it may be a good idea to invest in rechargeable batteries with this one, because it knows how to eat up some batteries. As for the noise, do not use if there is anyone home that you don't want to hear this toy. It is loud. Not nearly as noisy as a few other toys I have, but for the lack of power this baby brings to the table, there is no reason at all that it is as loud as it is.
TrueSkin is very porous and precautions should be taken. It is suggested that you cover this with a condom when using because germs tend to hide easily in very porous materials. Also, your trueskin tongue is only compatible with water-based lubricants. Anything else may damage the trueskin material. It is always a good idea to clean very porous materials before and after use. You can do this with warm water and anti-bacterial soap. Keep in mind, however, that the Mini Tongue by Lady Calston is not waterproof, so if you have antibacterial wipes or a rinse-free spray toy cleaner, you may have an easier time cleaning this. Also, storing inside original packaging is an option, but make sure it is in a cool-dark place to keep it free from debris and other harmful materials.
Follow-up commentary 5 months after original review
I just can't get this one to work. Maybe I need to donate it to someone with more sensitivity. I really hope someone can get some satisfaction from this, because it gets me nowhere. It's in my discard pile as of right now, deep in the depths of storage with my rubber toys I no longer use.
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