Not good enough to be a part of my toy box
I honestly got really excited about these, only to be let down horribly. I would never recommend them to anyone else, especially those who like nipple/breast toys. These massagers are weak and do not perform well. I have used cheaper breast massagers that work better. One of the bullets didn't even work, which is all the more reason to doubt the quality of the massagers to begin with. I chose N/A because vibrations are basically non-existent.Published: May 5, 2011
Pros:
Batteries included, Inexpensive, Can be used with other vibrating bullets
Cons:
Massagers do not stick, Vibrations are not powerful, Bullets included may not work, Difficult to use
Follow-up commentary
7 days after original review
I still really hate these. I even went out and bought some little bullets (which actually work) and tried to substitute them for the broken bullets that come in the package, and I got no pleasure out of these whatsoever.
I did find that if you use a sticky lubricant such as KY, these will stick to your breasts more easily. But what's the point if they don't feel good?
I did find that if you use a sticky lubricant such as KY, these will stick to your breasts more easily. But what's the point if they don't feel good?
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Point in these?
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do breast massagers feel good?
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They probably feel better than taking a bullet to the leg.
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Quote: They probably feel better than taking a bullet to the leg.lmao I HOPE SO!
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Should nipples be prepped before using something like this the first time?
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Quote: Should nipples be prepped before using something like this the first time?Not sure what you mean by prepped, but in order to really get the nipple in the little raised area, the nipple should at least be hard and that takes a little playing with the nipple first to try to get it hard and into the nipple part of the heart cup.
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LovelyShawnYes, I have a question about these, I'm wondering what size breast are these really best recommended for? Some of them are for large breast as well as others are for small. I'm really wanting to get these but I'm wanting to be able to use them as well as get my moneys worth on these. Please help me if you don't mind. Thank you for your time.
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Quote: Yes, I have a question about these, I'm wondering what size breast are these really best recommended for? Some of them are for large breast as well as others are for small. I'm really wanting to get these but I'm wanting to be able to use them as well as get my moneys worth on these. Please help me if you don't mind. Thank you for your time.Hi Shawn!
Shawn
I'm a guy with not that big of breasts, but have you tried using the 1:1 aspect ratio on the pic? Underneath the display picture, there's a small green button that'll show you how to judge sizes.
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Quote: Hi Shawn!We created these as pretty much a universal size. They are only 3" in diameter, and they are designed in such a way that they should fit most everyone by pushing down on them to create suction which will hold them in place. Hope that helps. I know we sell tons of these, and it seems everyone has found the fit ok. If you are not sure, our E-Zone vibrating nipple stimulators are designed to cover the nipples, and a strong suction bulb assures a great fit...but they are not wireless as the hearts are. Both items are made with phthalate free materials, and are very popular. Have fun either way!
I'm a guy with not that big of breasts, but have you tried using the 1:1 aspect ratio on the pic? Underneath the display picture, there's a small green button that'll show you how to judge sizes.
I don't know if that helps though. Good Luck!
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Wow! I knew these would be horrible. They're so appealing and pretty and just look like they have it all, but as I've learned with cal exotics, expect poorly made, cheap and do not expect it to do anything but look pretty. I was really hoping I would read good reviews on this one, but I'm glad you were honest. I would've ended up wasting my money. I am sorry it was such a bust though. I did wonder while considering these, do you think they'd do anything special for the clit, such as if you held it there, maybe moved it around and used the nubs gently?
Many thanks for the review!
Thanks so much for your review! I was thinking about buying these, but after this review.. I'll look for something else.
Thank you for review
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Thank you for the comprehensive review!
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Thanks for your review!
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Sorry they didn't work out. Thanks for sharing with us, though!
Thanks for the warning.