Heart shaped breast massagers - sex toy for women by Cal Exotics - review by ToyGurl

Heart shaped breast massagers - sex toy for women Sex toy for women by Cal Exotics
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Heart shaped breast massagers

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Not good enough to be a part of my toy box

I honestly got really excited about these, only to be let down horribly. I would never recommend them to anyone else, especially those who like nipple/breast toys. These massagers are weak and do not perform well. I have used cheaper breast massagers that work better. One of the bullets didn't even work, which is all the more reason to doubt the quality of the massagers to begin with. I chose N/A because vibrations are basically non-existent.
Published: May 5, 2011
Pros:
Batteries included, Inexpensive, Can be used with other vibrating bullets
Cons:
Massagers do not stick, Vibrations are not powerful, Bullets included may not work, Difficult to use
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

These two jelly, heart-shaped breast massagers are meant to be lightly suction cupped over each breast around the nipple. I think if anyone feels like purchasing this item, it would be a beginner ... only to find out that they want to buy something better.

I have medium-sized breasts (B-C cup), and the suction cups did not work well. I have had suction-cupped breast toys before of this exact same size, and they stuck on pretty well. These massagers did not stay on well for more than a few seconds without lubricant. Maybe my breasts are too small, but I can't see these possibly suctioning on to any breast. Therefore, I was curious and had my friend who is a D cup try them on. They fell off of her breasts as well.

Material / Texture

This toy is made out of TPR, which is basically a jelly-feeling toy. It is nubbed all over the inside (which looks like it would have a pleasant, stimulating effect on the breast). There is also a small hole near where your nipple would go, filled with nubs.

Unfortunately, this material makes a lousy suction for any breast. It sticks nicely at first, and about a minute or even seconds later, it falls off with any movement. I found that by using a sticky lubricant, they stick decently for about five minutes ... but it is quite the struggle.

The hole where the mini vibrating bullets are inserted should definitely not have been made out of the same material as the rest of the cup. It is really difficult to insert and to remove the bullets.

The material does have a light odor, but it is not noticeable unless the massagers are held right up to your nose.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design of this product was a fail. The producers of these heart-shaped breast massagers had a great idea for nipple toys, ran with it ... and fell. The idea of heart-shaped nipple massagers is cute, but they lack the quality that is advertised. They are not easy enough to put on, and they fall off almost immediately without uncomfortably sticky lube.

These massagers look like they would be equally disappointing to a woman with any size of breasts: A, B, C, D, DD ... these babies are NOT going to stick without tons of work. Even with lubricant, they do not stick for very long and need to be readjusted constantly.

I wish these massagers were a little less jellylike and a little more solid. When it comes to breast/nipple massagers, suction is important ... especially a quite noticeable suction. The material used to make these massagers is too floppy to create a good suction or to even create a good massage.

Functions / Performance / Controls

These heart-shaped breast massagers are supposed to offer a deep vibrating massage to your nipples and breasts. Aside from the fact that the massagers do not create a good suction, the vibrating bullets do not create a noticeable vibration. I have extremely sensitive breasts, and when I turned the toys on, I could not feel any vibration whatsoever. The left bullet included with the breast massagers didn't even work, which I found to be another letdown.

This product is not stimulating. This product is uncomfortable since you have to constantly readjust the massagers in order to keep them suctioned to your breasts or hold them in place to keep them from falling off.

This product's components are of low quality, keeping the massagers from performing to their best advantage. The vibrating bullets (if both of them even worked ...) are definitely not powerful enough to stimulate anyone. If you could get the massagers to stick, I would recommend using your own vibrating bullets.

Care and Maintenance

When first getting the massagers, putting them together takes forever. The batteries are hard to insert inside the bullets and are even harder to remove. There are no directions except for a small slip of paper that shows a poorly drawn example of how to insert the batteries.

Packaging

The packaging is not discreet, as there is a naked woman on the front. If you care about discretion, open this box alone.

Inside the box, there are no instructions as was mentioned before. There is a small slip of paper in the battery bag with poorly drawn instructions on how to insert batteries.

The breast massagers are not contained in any sort of wrapping inside the box, and they just sit by themselves. The vibrating bullets are in the massagers and must first be removed to insert batteries.

Personal comments

If you are still compelled to buy these massagers even after reading this review, I would recommend buying two of your own quality bullets and some very sticky, thick lubricant. This is the only way I could imagine gaining any pleasure out of these breast massagers.
Follow-up commentary
I still really hate these. I even went out and bought some little bullets (which actually work) and tried to substitute them for the broken bullets that come in the package, and I got no pleasure out of these whatsoever.

I did find that if you use a sticky lubricant such as KY, these will stick to your breasts more easily. But what's the point if they don't feel good?
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EvaChangeN (verified)

06/23/2011
kendra30752 (verified)

Wow! I knew these would be horrible. They're so appealing and pretty and just look like they have it all, but as I've learned with cal exotics, expect poorly made, cheap and do not expect it to do anything but look pretty. I was really hoping I would read good reviews on this one, but I'm glad you were honest. I would've ended up wasting my money. I am sorry it was such a bust though. I did wonder while considering these, do you think they'd do anything special for the clit, such as if you held it there, maybe moved it around and used the nubs gently?

Many thanks for the review!

07/21/2011
SMichelle (verified)

Thanks so much for your review! I was thinking about buying these, but after this review.. I'll look for something else.

10/15/2011
emilia (verified)

Thank you for review

10/19/2011
starklover (verified)

Thanks

11/15/2011
Bignuf (verified)

Thank you for the comprehensive review!

11/27/2011
Bullfroggy and Rose (verified)

thank you

May 7, 4:43 pm
nirelan (verified)

Thanks for your review!

May 10, 12:21 am
LavenderSkies (verified)

Thanks!

May 17, 12:59 am
RomanticGoth (verified)

Sorry they didn't work out. Thanks for sharing with us, though!

May 17, 1:22 am
B2 (verified)

Thanks for the warning.

May 19, 9:14 pm
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  • Point in these?
    • do breast massagers feel good?
    • They probably feel better than taking a bullet to the leg.
    • Quote: They probably feel better than taking a bullet to the leg.
      lmao I HOPE SO!
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    • Should nipples be prepped before using something like this the first time?
    • Quote: Should nipples be prepped before using something like this the first time?
      Not sure what you mean by prepped, but in order to really get the nipple in the little raised area, the nipple should at least be hard and that takes a little playing with the nipple first to try to get it hard and into the nipple part of the heart cup.
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    • LovelyShawn
      Yes, I have a question about these, I'm wondering what size breast are these really best recommended for? Some of them are for large breast as well as others are for small. I'm really wanting to get these but I'm wanting to be able to use them as well as get my moneys worth on these. Please help me if you don't mind. Thank you for your time.
      Shawn
    • Quote: Yes, I have a question about these, I'm wondering what size breast are these really best recommended for? Some of them are for large breast as well as others are for small. I'm really wanting to get these but I'm wanting to be able to use them as well as get my moneys worth on these. Please help me if you don't mind. Thank you for your time.
      Shawn
      Hi Shawn!

      I'm a guy with not that big of breasts, but have you tried using the 1:1 aspect ratio on the pic? Underneath the display picture, there's a small green button that'll show you how to judge sizes.

      I don't know if that helps though. Good Luck!
    • Quote: Hi Shawn!

      I'm a guy with not that big of breasts, but have you tried using the 1:1 aspect ratio on the pic? Underneath the display picture, there's a small green button that'll show you how to judge sizes.

      I don't know if that helps though. Good Luck!
      We created these as pretty much a universal size. They are only 3" in diameter, and they are designed in such a way that they should fit most everyone by pushing down on them to create suction which will hold them in place. Hope that helps. I know we sell tons of these, and it seems everyone has found the fit ok. If you are not sure, our E-Zone vibrating nipple stimulators are designed to cover the nipples, and a strong suction bulb assures a great fit...but they are not wireless as the hearts are. Both items are made with phthalate free materials, and are very popular. Have fun either way!
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