Heart shaped breast massagers - nipple pump by Cal Exotics - review by ToyGurl

These two jelly, heart-shaped breast massagers are meant to be lightly suction cupped over each breast around the nipple. I think if anyone feels like purchasing this item, it would be a beginner ... only to find out that they want to buy something better.

I have medium-sized breasts (B-C cup), and the suction cups did not work well. I have had suction-cupped breast toys before of this exact same size, and they stuck on pretty well. These massagers did not stay on well for more than a few seconds without lubricant. Maybe my breasts are too small, but I can't see these possibly suctioning on to any breast. Therefore, I was curious and had my friend who is a D cup try them on. They fell off of her breasts as well.

This toy is made out of TPR, which is basically a jelly-feeling toy. It is nubbed all over the inside (which looks like it would have a pleasant, stimulating effect on the breast). There is also a small hole near where your nipple would go, filled with nubs.

Unfortunately, this material makes a lousy suction for any breast. It sticks nicely at first, and about a minute or even seconds later, it falls off with any movement. I found that by using a sticky lubricant, they stick decently for about five minutes ... but it is quite the struggle.

The hole where the mini vibrating bullets are inserted should definitely not have been made out of the same material as the rest of the cup. It is really difficult to insert and to remove the bullets.

The material does have a light odor, but it is not noticeable unless the massagers are held right up to your nose.

The design of this product was a fail. The producers of these heart-shaped breast massagers had a great idea for nipple toys, ran with it ... and fell. The idea of heart-shaped nipple massagers is cute, but they lack the quality that is advertised. They are not easy enough to put on, and they fall off almost immediately without uncomfortably sticky lube.

These massagers look like they would be equally disappointing to a woman with any size of breasts: A, B, C, D, DD ... these babies are NOT going to stick without tons of work. Even with lubricant, they do not stick for very long and need to be readjusted constantly.

I wish these massagers were a little less jellylike and a little more solid. When it comes to breast/nipple massagers, suction is important ... especially a quite noticeable suction. The material used to make these massagers is too floppy to create a good suction or to even create a good massage.

These heart-shaped breast massagers are supposed to offer a deep vibrating massage to your nipples and breasts. Aside from the fact that the massagers do not create a good suction, the vibrating bullets do not create a noticeable vibration. I have extremely sensitive breasts, and when I turned the toys on, I could not feel any vibration whatsoever. The left bullet included with the breast massagers didn't even work, which I found to be another letdown.

This product is not stimulating. This product is uncomfortable since you have to constantly readjust the massagers in order to keep them suctioned to your breasts or hold them in place to keep them from falling off.

This product's components are of low quality, keeping the massagers from performing to their best advantage. The vibrating bullets (if both of them even worked ...) are definitely not powerful enough to stimulate anyone. If you could get the massagers to stick, I would recommend using your own vibrating bullets.

When first getting the massagers, putting them together takes forever. The batteries are hard to insert inside the bullets and are even harder to remove. There are no directions except for a small slip of paper that shows a poorly drawn example of how to insert the batteries.

The packaging is not discreet, as there is a naked woman on the front. If you care about discretion, open this box alone.

Inside the box, there are no instructions as was mentioned before. There is a small slip of paper in the battery bag with poorly drawn instructions on how to insert batteries.

The breast massagers are not contained in any sort of wrapping inside the box, and they just sit by themselves. The vibrating bullets are in the massagers and must first be removed to insert batteries.

If you are still compelled to buy these massagers even after reading this review, I would recommend buying two of your own quality bullets and some very sticky, thick lubricant. This is the only way I could imagine gaining any pleasure out of these breast massagers.