Not My Cup of Tea.

This toy is a must have for newbies to the vibe game. It's a great way to figure out what kind of vibrations you like. The vibrations focused at the tip, makes it great for pinpoint use. When I used this vibe, I found out that I'm not a fan of deep thuddy vibrations. I don't regret trying this toy, as I learned something about my body in the process.
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Pros:
Angled tip, Deep rumbling vibrations, Comfortable dial end to grip
Cons:
Deep rumbling vibrations may not be to everyone's liking, Small tip may not be enough
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Dream Massager G has many potential uses. As the name suggests, this vibe is designed for targeting your g-spot. You can use it externally, for clitoral use. The rumbly vibrations make it great to loosen up knots in your neck and back. Now, the fellas, you can use it externally as well, as the heavier vibrations might feel better than some of the buzzy vibrators out there. You can use it on your perineum, scrotum, or shaft. Even the area surround your butthole. Ladies, that goes for you too. I would say it's safe to use as an anal tease, but not to any further than that. There is no solid base, to make it completely safe. I suppose you could stick the tip in, and have no trouble, but any further than that could lead to a potential disaster. It does get slick when using with lube, so keep that in mind. You can use any type of lubricant with Dream Massager G. The fact that it's waterproof makes it so can use this toy virtually anywhere. Shower, bath tub, pool, inside, outside, on the roof of your car, the choice is yours.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The Dream Massager G is made from ABS Plastic. It's a great material that rates an 8 on the Eden Safety Scale. It's non-porous, phthalates-free, hypoallergenic, latex-free. It has no smell or taste to it, in case you were wondering. The surface is smooth with a matte finish to it. This allows lubricant to stay in place, and allows it to glide smoothly when used internally. There is some texture on the base. It says, "Waterproof" with arrows going both ways (as instruction to how to use it), it says "Made In China", it has CE, and a trash can with a slash through it. All of this is slightly raised on the very bottom of the base, on the controller. It doesn't effect the use at all. On the base/controller, there are 8 tear drop indents. This is to allow you to maintain control, regardless of what it on your hands. There is a broad seam under the surface. You can feel it with your finger tips, but you can't feel it when in use. There is an o-ring under the threading. I assume it's made of rubber. This is what makes it waterproof. So don't pick at it. Being waterproof is a huge plus, with any vibe.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the Dream Massager G is purely function. It has a futuristic look to it. There is a tip, a middle bulge, and a bulge that makes up the end. The tip is pointed upward for g-spot targeting, and the bulge in the middle is to give a "full" feeling. The base/controller is easy to use with the palm of your hand. It's comfortable to use, as you can wrap you hand around it, opposed to having to hold it with your fingers. For external use, the first curve is great to cup your clit or desired area. This vibe would be great for beginners or someone trying to find what kind of vibrations they're looking for.

To add the batteries, you untwist it where the second bulge begins. It's nice that the dial controller is different than the actual removal. After you untwist it, you see the 0-ring that makes it waterproof and you see the see two AA battery cavities. Next to that you see a small diagram showing which way the
batteries go.

Overall length - 6 1/2"
Insertable length - 5"
Tip circumference - 4"
Middle bulge circumference - 5 1/4"
Shaft under bulge circumference - 4 1/2
Dial circumference - 5 3/4
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

After cleaning the vibe, you'll need to insert two AA batteries, as they are not included. Then you twist the dial to the right (looking straight at the base) to turn it on. It has a deep rumble to it and the vibrations are located at the tip. The vibrations drastically diminish after the middle bulge. They're minimal at the base, which is great as it doesn't irritate the hand for long term use.

The dial control is a personal favorite of mine. Being able to turn it up quickly without having to fiddle with buttons or patterns. Turn it off immediately. I love these things about it. The vibrations themselves are deep and almost thud-like. If that's your cup of tea, that's great. For me not so much. I would say that this is a great toy to use to figure out what kind of vibrations rock your boat. It is a strong and inexpensive vibe to do so. It is somewhat loud, but not so loud that it could be heard outside of closed doors. It can be heard when used in the shower, but even that is only slight. It performs well in water, and I've had no issues with any time of internal leaking. Which is always a plus! Nothing worse than a zap to the crotch.

It does take AA batteries, which is convenient. It's not a total battery guzzler, but that will depend on what setting you have it on and how often you use it. I used it on high every time, and that was at least 10 different times. I didn't have to replace the batteries once. Make sure you take out the batteries when storing the toy, as it could leak in the battery compartment.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Caring for this toy is extremely easy. Since it's made of plastic and waterproof, you can use soap or toy cleaner and water, Eden wipes, baby wipes, or wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol. Storing this toy is a breeze. You can store it anywhere. If you store it in a place that isn't isolated, be sure to wipe it down before use. When storing any vibe, you want to make sure to take out the batteries. They might leak and destroy your toy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Experience

When I first got into Eden Fantasys, this was my gift for signing up for the newsletter. I was excited to see get a new toy, and one that was waterproof. When I got it, I took it into the shower, and I was surprised by the vibrations. My old vibe had more of a buzzy quality to it, while this one had more of a jackhammer feel to it. The vibrations were very thuddy. I found that it did stimulate me when I used it externally, but not so much when I used it internally. I was disappointed. All I felt was the large bulge in the middle. The tip didn't even register. I did feel the vibrations, as they are the most intense at the tip, but still nothing. I never achieved a g-spot orgasm with this toy. I almost has a clitoral orgasm, but after a few minutes, my clit was begging me to stop. My poor clit felt like a punching bag. So, I think this a great vibe to figure out what kind of vibrations you like. I'm glad I received it, as I did learn something about my body from this. I just won't be using it again for sexual purposes. I do use it for massaging my husband's back on a regular basis. The deep vibrations work wonders for extremely knotted backs and shoulders. So, not all is lost, it still has its place in my nightstand.
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  • SydneyScreams
    SydneyScreams  
    Thank you for the review!!
  • MrWill
    MrWill  
    Thanks for another excellent review! While it may not have been perfect for you, it is awesome that you learned what you don't like from it!
  • Zombirella
    Zombirella  
    Great review! Yours are always very detailed!
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