Not my greatest experience, but get ready to rumble!

This item isn't worth it, just simply disappointing when there was so much excitement! If you are small, it doesn't fit and the g-spot curve will drive you crazy! It won't reach the right spots you need for stimulation, it just pokes you. I wouldn't recommend it unless you want to spend $20 to loosen your tense shoulders.
Published:
Pros:
Cute design, color choices, deep vibrations.
Cons:
Pointy g-spot curve, not for smaller individuals, controls difficult to change when slippery
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

I bought this product feeling so confident that it was gonna rock my world! Sadly, it didn't. If you are small like me, it doesn't fit even with lots of lube and if you have a deep G-Spot, it doesn't reach it! It is however, great at stimulating the clitoris. It doesn't leave you with what I would say is an orgasmic clitoral stimulation; but it is a relaxing clitoral stimulation. Also, it gives a deep vibrating massage, making it nice for shoulder loosening and just some fun. You can also use it on your nipples, that is fun!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

My personal impressions of the material is that it does feel nice. It is smooth but it drags, sadly. Without a lot of lube, it doesn't do much. But it isn't rough or bumpy, it does however, have a large bulge in the center and the g-spot curve is rather pointy and uncomfortable. Also, it is not flexible in the least bit. It has no smell or taste. I would say this is for a more advanced vibrator user, or possibly a good gift for a beginner with help from someone with more experience.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I thought it was cute. But, the G-spot end is pointy and uncomfortable. The bulge in the center isn't comfortable at all and is honestly bothersome if you are on the smaller side. This toy is better for someone who is bigger in that area.
It didn't work out for me at all, other than giving me a relaxing clitoral stimulation and a nice shoulder massage. Other than that, I was not happy with it.
I would say this toy is easy to hide, but not discrete. You can definitely tell what it is for if you find it. But its compact size makes it easy to hide, store and travel with.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations seem to stem from the middle of the vibrator in the bulge. The vibrations are strong and rumbly and can be felt in your hand up to your elbow. So, it is very strong. I think that it's great, you can massage your body with it and stimulate your nipples and clitoris with it. But, I don't like that it's not designed with smaller individuals in mind and does not have any sort of give. I admit, I love glass, which of course has no give. But, I do feel that in a vibrator that is something you need. It was great for water play, giving it is waterproof. It's noisy enough to be heard through sheets but not through your door. Only take in water in the control circle, but none gets into the battery compartment, perfectly sealed.
    • Discreet sound
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Easy to clean with soap and water or toy cleaner. Easy to store, you can just place it back in the box or put it in a small knit bag. Wash and dry before and after every use!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Instructions included inside the box.
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
I really hated it, sent it back for a return and got my money back. Today, I still would not like this toy.
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  • Edeneve
    Edeneve  
    good start on reviewing. have you heard about the mentor program. a mentor can help hone reviewing skills. I'm grateful for the mentor I had.
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    charmedtomeetyou  
    I second the Mentor Program! It's a great way to find your "voice" here at Eden. Message me if you'd like more information!

    Thanks for the review, and welcome!
  • Anne
    Anne  
    great review
  • DirtyAngel7
    DirtyAngel7  
    Thanks Anne!
  • Buh-bye
    Buh-bye  
    Thank you for the review, sorry you didn't like this.
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    too bad, thanks for reviewing
  • skeeterlynn
    skeeterlynn  
    Thank you! Sorry it didn't work out for you.
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