Not so dreamy after all

The shape is perfectly attuned to my G-spot, but the battery terminals are so difficult to line up with the batteries, that I have entirely given up on using it as a vibrator. With a slight redesign, this could be a great vibe. Until then, I wouldn't bother.
Published:
Pros:
Perfect size and shape for G-spot targeting
Cons:
Very difficult to align the battery terminals!
Unpleasant texture without lube
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
I wanted this to be my all-star. I know, it's hard to expect an all-star in an under-$20 vibe, but the shape seemed right, the texture described seemed perfect, and, after all, it was my first ever G-spot vibrator. (Live and learn, eh?)

First things first -- I can no longer call this a vibrator, which was the case after just a couple of uses. I'm not sure exactly what happened, but it seems that there's a design flaw in that the twist-base (which turns the vibe on and adjusts the speed) also has the two battery terminals mounted on it: it is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT to get the terminals to line up properly with the batteries. There have been a few lucky times when I've gotten it on just right -- and when it does work, I like the smooth twist-function to adjust the power -- but for the most part, I've just given up and use it as a dildo.

That being said, it works pretty well as a dildo! The shape is just as perfect as I'd imagined when I first ordered the vibe. The bend at the tip is the perfect shape and size to give great contact on my G-spot, and the tip is fairly small so I can really target the area that feels best. Unfortunately, the handle area is perfectly round and symmetrical in every way, so it can be difficult to tell which way it's facing when it's inside me: this makes it especially challenging for my partner to use it on me since he can't tell which way it's facing without taking it out. Sometimes even in solo play, I have to pull it out entirely in order to figure out which way to turn it.

And the texture, unfortunately, feels a little cheap compared to other vibes. It comes close to the feel of PU-coated plastic, but it's just not the same. I recommend using a lot of lube, as the "velvety" texture is similar to actual velvet -- it catches on things.
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My Dream massager G tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
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  • whatacatch
    whatacatch  
    Thanks for reviewing.
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    Rossie  
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    G&L  
    Thanks for the review.
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    tnawiecz¬≤7  
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