MiMi - discreet massager discontinued by Je Joue - review by Eeyor89

First off I just want to say "I love my new MIMI!! It's beautiful, sleek, powerful and a lot of fun". :)

The MIMI is covered in food-grade Silicone; it comes in four different colors Rose, Pink, Purple, and Black. I have the MIMI Rose, which is a deep pink color. The MIMI has so many great features that it is hard to pick my favorite. So let's see, it's RECHARGABLE; (whoo yeah I don't have to buy batteries) oh and it holds its charge for at least 4 hours or even up to three weeks without use. The first initial charge takes 2-3 hours. When you plug it up a red light will flash; when it turns solid your MIMI is ready for play. The charger is magnetic and attaches to the buttons. The magnet will only allow the charger to be connected the correct way; so you don't have to worry about frying your MIMI. Also the buttons are accessed with ease. There are two of them a (+) and a (-). You push and hold the (+) for 2 seconds to turn it on; and then use it to cycle through the 10 different vibration patterns. That's right I said 10!! Want to know what their like...? Well here you go:

Steady Vibrations:

1: Low vibrations
2: Medium/Low vibrations
3: Medium vibrations
4: Medium/High vibrations
5: High vibrations

Vibration Patterns:

6: Pulsations (level 5 vibrations)
7: Pulsates faster (level 5 vibration)
8: Starts out low and escalates up to the medium vibrations (Level 1-3)
9: Starts out on medium/low and escalates up to the medium/high vibrations (Level 2-4)
10: Starts out on medium and escalates up to the high vibrations (Level 3-5)

Know to return to a previous setting simply press the (-); also if you hold it down it will turn off your MIMI. You want to make sure to use a water based lube; if you use a silicone based one your MIMI will become sticky and no longer usable.

Are you tired of the same old bedroom play? Well spice things up and move it to the bathtub. Oh yea, The MIMI is completely waterproof!! There are no seams or crevices to allow water in; so go ahead and let it get wet with you. I mean why hog all of the fun for yourself..?

Since the MIMI is waterproof cleaning is a piece of cake. There are a few ways to clean up your MIMI; first off you can simply wipe it off with a toy cleaning wipe. Or you could run it under the faucet and wash it with a mild soap. Lastly, toy cleaner can be used to get it squeaky clean. Once your MIMI is clean make sure to take a towel and dry it off before storing it away till next time. You can store your MIMI almost anywhere, in a box, on a shelf, in a drawer, in a pouch, or even in the box it comes in.

Is your house victim to a nosy person or two? I know mine is; so when I got my MIMI no one knew what it was. This was because the packaging is very discrete. It is simply a black box with the words JE JOUE inscribed in silver on the top, and a black ribbon tying it shut. Although when you first get your MIMI there is a piece of purple paper wrapped around the center; but no worries the words are written in dark purple so they can't be read from a distance. Now to the fun part, after getting down to the box and untying the ribbon there sits your MIMI in a mold made just for it. There is a pull tab attached to the mold, made from the same type of black ribbon on the front, when you pull it the mold comes out. Underneath the mold is your charger and an instruction manual. The instruction manual is in English, Spanish, French, and a few other languages. Although it is not very helpful, in the three pages (in English) one tells you about the features of your MIMI and the other two list out some hazardous warnings. The box that the MIMI comes in is good for storing your MIMI, or as gift with no giftwrap required. :)

And one last thing the MIMI is used for EXTERNAL USE only. It should not be used internally.