Patchy Paul II by Fun Factory

Fun Factory makes super cute toys. Every single toy they make is a conversation piece. Patchy Paul is the sweet prince, unassuming and boyish in his appearance. The JT of vibes. I had to make him mine.

I could not resist Paul. He is a handsome boy. A silicone body that is smooth and pliable. Ribbed trunk for added sensation. His head is curved upward with a million dollar smile meant for your G Spot.

He is boasted to be waterproof, but I do not take my most pricey toys into the bath or the shower. I can say that the battery compartment is tricky, hard to get on and off. The control is a dial base, giving you more insertable length. The vibration changes speed as you turn up the dial, not giving me a clear idea on how many varied speeds there are. Also, Paul is very quiet. Almost silent. Perfect for sneaking around with. Boys don't cry, you know.

All in all, I was happy with the appearance of my new handsome Paul, and couldn't wait to take him to bed.

Finally, Paul and I were alone. A little finger action on my clit and I was ready for him to take a dive.

I turned him onto the lowest speed possible and applied his happy face to my clit. I was not impressed. I gradually started to turn the dial, trying to find my happy vibe zone. Even at his highest setting, Paul was not quite hitting the mark. Clearly, the battery compartment would not be the only thing hard to get off.

I gave up on the clitoral action, and let Paul explore further.

Either I am a little off, or Paul needs glasses, but my G Spot complete eluded him. I tried everything. Squatting, legs over the head, sitting on him, wiggling him....nothing did the trick. I ended up finishing myself with my fingers, using Paul as a dildo.

So much for his boyish looks. Women like me need industrial vibes, with muscle and strength. Paul, you are so sweet, but you aren't my type.