Blue meta-jell heart-on - vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Cinnamon Chambers

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If you want to give someone a vibrator for Valentine's Day with hearts on it or you want something abrasive, hard, and huge this is an option. This is not a good choice for an everyday use vibe. I would not recommend this for beginners or if you are looking for an only toy to get your collection started with.
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Pros:
Pretty metallic blue color, heart pattern all over the toy.
Cons:
very big toy, extreme texture, unsure about material safety and content.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
The heart on is a very different and pretty vibrator. It has some good qualities and some flaws. Overall it is not a toy to totally avoid but there are better quality and safer toys available for around the same price. I would sum it up as a cute addition to my collection, but not one of my favorite toys.

I am a big fan of the metallic blue color of this toy as was my husband who is tired of everything being pink. There is a metallic sheen to the exterior of the toy and a marble effect to the coloring that is especially attractive. The heart motif is attractive and almost overly functional for providing extra texture to the shaft of the vibrator.

The site here and the package describe this toy as being soft. Most jelly toys are soft, but this and the other meta-jell toy I have are very hard. They are nearly as firm as silicone and do not give much at all. That is my biggest issue with this toy is that it does not bend even a little to conform to the inner curves of my vagina. This makes it nearly impossible to use it for g-spot stimulation. Being very hard also intensifies the ridges that the hearts provide and they can become irritating to the tender inside of the vagina if used for a longer period of time. The texture of the material is smooth and slick. It is not nearly as sticky as regular jelly. I think if the material was made of the phthalates-free jelly that California Exotics uses on some of their other products that it would be a big improvement.

With this toy the vibrations are good, not the strongest but not mild by any means. The level of vibration is controlled by a dial knob located on the end of the shaft. It is very sensitive and can change speed in the middle of using it if you barely touch the end. I found this to be a problem as I was nearing orgasm quickly with this and the tempo changed.

This toy is made of some sort of jelly. It is described as meta-jell. There is no mention of it being phthalates-free on the packaging or on here. Even searching online I couldn't find out much at all about the properties of meta-jell or what makes it different from jelly. I would suggest using a condom with this toy no matter what. I have been washing it with warm water and antibacterial soap and only using water based lubricants. This toy is not waterproof, so please do not submerge it when washing up. Since this toy lacks a large enough base I would not recommend it for anal play.

Size was another issue with this toy. The length is described about right at 9 inches. Supposedly only eight are insertable but there is nothing to prevent it from going in all the way. The girth is more than what is estimated on here by a little bit. The actual girth is about one and 3/4 inches. In my opinion the one and 1/2 that are estimated is the width at the very end of the base. The way it is designed makes it hard to get an exact measurement but this toy is very thick in the middle, and tapers to smaller at the base. This big guy is quite filling, and this is only multiplied by the firmness of the material.
Experience
I did like this toy more in the beginning than by the time I gave up and put it away. It felt really good to start out with, using it as a dildo. I could not handle the vibrations on high because this one is so hard. I liked the vibrations on low to medium best, but I started to get really sore inside from the movement and the intense texture from the hearts. Even adding even more lube did not help. I was using the same condoms I usually use on my toys, so I do not think it was a reaction to the material. I stopped using it because of the irritated feeling I was getting, but I am actually sore today. There is nothing worse than having a sore pussy after sex from texture and friction. If I am sore the next day it should be because I was on an epic quest for sexual utopia not because I accidentally fucked a cheese grater thinking it was my vibrator.

This provided no clitoral stimulation when it was penetrating me. All of the vibrations were centered inside me around where the motor is located near the head. I like to be able to lock my thighs around a vibe and buck against it. I was not able to do it with this toy because it would not bend and it was not comfortable at all trying to do this with it. To me it makes a good teaser or good toy to get loosened up with, but it would not be able to satisfy me if it was my only toy. This is not a good toy to use for an extended period of time. I would not recommend using it for more than fifteen minutes at a time and if you ever start to feel pain please stop to avoid injury to yourself.
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Comments
  • Luscious Lily
    Ouch, those hearts do sound painful. They might have worked if they were soft and squishy, but yikes! Thanks for the warning!

    The cheese grater comment was priceless!
  • Cinnamon Chambers
    Thanks!! My vagina still isn't laughing.
  • Victoria
    Yeah, while this toy is pretty, it looks HARD. Nice review though Smile
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    Oh no! This should be showing up at my house tomorrow! I was looking forward to it but now I'm sad.
  • Cinnamon Chambers
    Maybe you will like it. I liked it at first a lot. Let me know how it works for you.
  • zracer
    Great review
  • richsam
    thanks for the review
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