Pleasurezone slim contoured clitifier review

Easily the prettiest toy I’ve ever owned, I was delighted by the slim, sculptured lines of this vibe. I always enjoy the combination of form and function, so the abstract design combined with the broad head immediately appealed to me.

Pumping the broad head in and out made for a delicious squeeze that the slight vibration managed to take to an even higher level. I do wish the clit bumper vibrated more; okay, at all. What little movement it has is due entirely to the main vibration at the head. I was left actually craving more of a sensation from this little nub. It’s just enough to leave you desperate for more.

When I tried to use the tip on my clit, the flexible jelly shaft was frustratingly flaccid. It was like a long, long tease. The vibration was too light, and when I would try to push it closer or even just rub myself with it, the shaft would just flex the other way. I tried it with lube. I tried it without. Whenever I was close, I would accidentally push down harder, and the shaft would flex and the head would slip away from where I wanted it. It was so frustrating! Most of the vibration is centered in the thick head. That meant whenever I would just give up on holding the shaft to manually position the head, my fingers would go numb.

When I first pulled this product from its packaging, I had a little hurdle right out of the gate. Apparently, you have to be very careful when you load the batteries. I made the supreme mistake of pushing them into the compartment. When I went to turn on the power, the buzz was so wimpy that the sound was actually stronger than the vibration. When I opened it back up to check the connections, I realized the battery housing was stuck down in the bottom where it couldn’t connect to the metal bits in the lid. Once I managed to pry the housing out and re-insert it (as gently as possible), we were back in business with a respectable amount of power.

I did use two different vibes through the course of this review. My original Clitifier buzzed itself out the third time I used it, and I wasn’t able to get it going again. The people here at EdenFantasys were kind enough to quickly and efficiently replace it for me. Strangely enough, I was more impressed with their customer service than the product itself. My second one does have the same issues with the battery housing, but I have not had any other problems with it. It’s still buzzing semi-strong!

All in all, I found this product to be more frustrating than titillating. It’s a nice tease, and a good way to keep your partner on edge, but it just doesn’t get the job done.