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This toy is far too loud and hard to give me much pleasure. The noise itself turned me off of the thing and probably woke the neighbors while I was at it. The texture is far too rough, maybe some really good lube would help with that but I doubt it. I wouldn't buy it again given the chance, but who knows maybe someone else will enjoy it, I certainly didn't.
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Pros:
Big vibrations
Cons:
Hard, Loud, Rough texture, Hard to clean
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
The Pleasure Petals sounds like a jack hammer; quite frankly there's not many other ways to describe it.. The petals that are supposed to add pleasure just feel like they scrape against the vaginal walls, and it's far too hard for anal play. The plastic that it is made out of is very hard. It doesn't smell, thank god, but it is a bit hard to clean due to the petals. You need to get right in the grooves in order to clean it completely, and then it takes nails or a scrub brush to do.


This toy is water proof, and it takes 2 C batteries which I would not say over power it, but it is far too loud. (In the water it's even louder) The vibrations are earth shattering to say the least, but no amount of pillows can stifle the sound and no amount of lube can make it feel any better than a vibrating piece of plastic pipping inside of your vagina or ass. The only redeemable part of the toy are the vibrations, but even then, they get cut off due to the noise this beast makes.


This toy was a bit of a disappointment. All in all, I would not buy this toy again given the chance. It is rather inexpensive though, which is good if you're looking for something simple and cheap. But hell, I did not buy it the first time, it was a gift from my naughty time friend. So, I can't really look a gift horse in the mouth. Thankfully, I didn't need to buy it myself to find this out (<3). But I'd warn you to be wary, unless you like feeling something hard, rough and loud inside you, (and no, I'm not talking about the fun ways either!)
Follow-up commentary
It is still really hard to even begin to enjoy this toy. I would never recommend it, even as a beginner toy.
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My Pleasure petals tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Loud
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  • Ms. Summer
    Ms. Summer  
    Thanks for the review.
  • pizzahut
    pizzahut  
    Thanks for the review
  • Peres2013
    Peres2013  
    Good review!
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