Possibly seizure inducing... and not in a good way.

Overall, I think that there isn't much worthwhile about this vibe. The vibrations are weak and irritatingly buzzy, and this vibe is loud for how small it is. Speaking of small, it is not big enough to be use vaginally for most nor does it have an anal safe base, so it is only really good for clitoral stimulation, but the vibes are concentrated in the base.
Published:
Pros:
Low price
Cons:
Buzzy weak vibrations
Loud noise
Strobing light effects
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

This is a set that includes a small vibe/large bullet and a cock ring. The cock ring is average and the vibe is small and unintimidating.

For me, this vibe/bullet/thing was too small for me to use vaginally and I didn't test it anally because it lacked a flared base. I used it almost entirely for clitoral stimulation.

I got the pink version of this set as a freebie from EF. The pink seems a little paler to me than what my monitor shows, but it is almost unnoticeable.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

Material:
The Vibe-
This is made of plastic. It feels thick and substantial. I wouldn't be worried about dropping it and it cracking. It's a food-grade material that is hypo-allergenic, latex free, and Phthalates free. Plastic is rigid and unforgiving, but this toy isn't long enough to bruise anything internally unless you were really trying to do so.

This is an 8 on the EF safety scale. It's non-porous, so it won't absorb odors, bacteria, or fluid like some materials do. You can use water, silicone, or oil based lubricants with this.

The Cock Ring-
Unfortunately neither the website, nor the package lists what this is made from. It's flexible and nubby. It looks nothing like the product picture. It's clear and smooth with small, symmetrical nubs along the outside. The nubs are short, so they don't stimulate much for me or my partner, but they may work better for someone with different anatomy.


Texture:
Its got a matte finish. The product page says it is velvety, but I wouldn't quite agree with that. It's not completely velvety. It really just feels matte.

The texture creates a very small amount of drag, especially on my lady bits. I produce ample natural lubricant, so I didn't need any, but others may.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is a petite vibe or a slightly large bullet in size. It's about 4.5" in total length and 3.5" in insertable length. It's just shy of an inch in diameter and it's about 3" in circumference. Starting from the base, it has a slight flare which moves into a small indentation and ends with a flared head.

It does not have any kind of base, so it is not recommended for anal use, as it can be pulled inside the body with a stray muscle spasm.

It runs off of 3 watch batteries that were included with the toy. It was difficult for me to figure out how they went in the toy because it isn't clearly marked. They stack on top of each other - side facing in and + side facing out.

The battery compartment is accessed by unscrewing the toy. There is a rubber gasket to keep liquid out.

The plastic on mine has two dimpled areas and a very slight seam from the mold. I couldn't feel it when inserted, but it is noticeable when I feel the toy with my hand.

Also, the vibrations are centered near the base where you hold it rather than the tip, so my hand went numb and my clit was bored.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is a basic one button operated vibe. The button is located on the end and one push turns it on. Each push changes the setting on this, and to turn it off you have to scroll through all of the functions.

The light in the tip pulses in time to the vibration pattern, so you can see exactly what the vibration pattern is. I guess it could be cool for using on a partner, but I hated the light.

The first three settings are the basic ones. Just a strong even vibration. Each one ramps up the intensity but there is no variation in pattern.

The patterns are:
Low revving like on a car.
Steady pulse
Quick steady pulse
Very fast revving that almost feels like a steady vibe

All the vibrations are extremely buzzy and not that powerful. That being said, this sucker is noisy. It sounds like a whole nest of pissed off bees. I was watching porn quietly while using this and I couldn't hear my TV over the vibe.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This toy can be cleaned with warm water and mild soap. You can also wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol. You can store this in the original package or just toss it in with your other toys. It isn't high maintenance when it comes to storage.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

This came in a clear plastic box that you could see the vibe, cock ring, and batteries through. It says naughty powerful vibrator on the front so this is not discreet. I can easily imagine this being a very reasonable gift for a bachelorette party or maybe even a bridal shower, but do understand that everyone will know what you got the receiver of this.

The 2 toys and 3 batteries are in a molded plastic tray inside the box.

The packaging promises a lifetime warranty, but lists no other useful information about this toy or what it is made of.
    • Good for storage
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

Theoretically, this could be a starter toy for someone, but I think there are way better options for that like; The High Intensity Bullet or Pleasure Petals. I could also see this as a cheap gag gift for a Bachelorette party or Bridal shower, but even then, I would recommend a better toy.

I honestly think that this is a useless toy that is made out of questionable materials and low quality.

Experience

BLEH! I gave this toy an honest shot, I swear. I promised not to write off bullets after my experience with The High Intensity Bullet.

I was open minded about this until I clicked it on to see if the batteries worked. The strobing lights were a major turn off for me. My partners and I giggled about it and I tossed it in my toy box. There is sat until all my other toys were reviewed. I thought it was a little rediculous, but I vowed to give it an honest shot, so I would try it out.

I put on my favorite porn and let my hands wander. I slipped in my favorite anal plug from the Begginer Anal Kit and tested out the vibe. The lowest setting did nothing for me, either clitorally or against the silicone plug. The medium setting was ok against the plug and the highest steady vibrations reminded me of the lowest setting of my High Intensity Bullet.

Against my clit, I felt next to nothing except feather light vibrations, but this is because the motor is situated too close to the base. My hand was being vibrated off and my erogenous zones felt nothing!

I tried every setting, but this toy did nothing for me. I was almost too irritated to finish, even after I had switched to a different vibe.

I know for a fact that this will not be used again.
Follow-up commentary
This toy has been banished to the shoebox in the back of the closet. This is the land where bad toys are held until I decide what to do with them. The flashing lights and buzzy vibrations just made this toy not worth it for me.
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  • puppylove
    puppylove  
    Thanks for the review!
  • SMichelle
    SMichelle  
    Excellent review!
  • wicked weasel
    wicked weasel  
    Truth be told on this review, great job...
  • imtheqtest
    imtheqtest  
    Not impressed that it is loud. Thanks
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    ty
  • Huff
    Huff  
    Great review, thanks
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    satinlady550  
    thanks for the review
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