Waterproof jelly glitter penis - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Pandy

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This toy is one of my favorites-it's big and powerful, with a cute color as an added bonus. However, the vibrations might be a little too strong, and this toy gathers cat hair and dust way too easily.
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Pros:
Light scent, soft, strong vibrations
Cons:
Gets dirty easily, time consuming to clean
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The waterproof glitter jelly penis may look average, but sometimes basic is the best. For starters, you can use this toy for its main purpose, vaginal penetration, and this toy definitely does its job in that area. The toy has quite a bit of girth to it, especially at the head, although with a bit of lube it works miracles. The vibrations are very strong, even at the lowest setting and they rumble evenly through the toy, which is definitely a plus.

My favorite way to use this toy, however, is for clitoral stimulation; the head is broad and smooth, and slides easily with some lube. I haven't tried this toy for anal yet, although I don't think I'd reccomend trying it due to a lack of a base and the size of the head. I would recommend this toy to almost any level of experience, although some people might have a bit of trouble with the large head of the toy. You could use this toy by yourself or with a partner, or even in the shower. After all, it IS waterproof. I prefer to use this toy in my alone time, as this toy can be a little loud and other people in the house might hear it (more on that later).
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

I'm just going to get this out of the way at the start- I don't like jelly. It ranks as a two on the material safety chart, which is really low. You also can't share it without a condom, it's porous so you can't sanitize it, and it seems to collect cat hair like nails to a magnet. However, I absolutely love the texture of jelly, as I'm a sensitive person and sometimes it hurts using something that's too hard. This toy is soft, but it's also firm enough to be satisfying and comfortable enough to use. The toy has thick veins along the shaft, although I don't quite feel them when I'm using this toy for penetration, which is quite a shame, but they make the toy look quite nice.

Around the head of the toy is where most of the texture can be felt, as the head is bigger than the shaft, and this makes up quite a bit for the lack of texture of the shaft. When I got this toy in the mail, the moment I opened the box it smelled clean. It's a tad bit sticky, which gets really annoying, especially since it collects hair almost immediately after setting it down, which means you have to spend five minutes peeling cat hair off of it, which is definitely a turn off for me. I also dislike that the toy can't be sanitized and that you can't just wash it with hot water and soap, since jelly is a porous material and the soap could irritate you.
    • Porous
    • Smooth
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

As I waited for this toy to arrive at my house, I expected this toy to be pretty average in size, however, when it arrived I was a bit taken aback by the size, especially at the head. I had my doubts about whether or not it would fit, but perhaps I underestimated myself a bit. While it is thick, it's not big enough to hurt, and it left me with a nice, full feeling that I just haven't gotten from my other toys.

The shape may be basic but that doesn't detract from the toy at all, and I'm sure that almost anyone at any skill level could enjoy this toy. Because of its shape, this toy isn't very discreet, therefore, I would suggest that you hide this toy very well if you live with anyone that you wouldn't want to see it.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

My biggest problem with this toy, other than the cleaning problems, is just how loud it is. While I like this toy very much, I would also like to be able to use it in the privacy of my bedroom without having to worry about whether or not anyone can hear it. I tried hiding it underneath my many blankets, and at the lowest setting it can't be heard, but if you want any stronger vibrations then you'll have to find a way to mask the sound, or just some time alone. The noise level at the lowest setting is fairly average- a bit loud, but nothing obnoxious, somewhere around three bees. However, once you start to turn up the vibrations, the noise starts to get a bit loud and annoying and is about five bees, which you might expect since the vibrations are quite string at the highest setting.

The controls for the toy are at the bottom, and are very simple. With just a turn of the knob, you can change the settings from low to high, although the vibrations are very strong, even at the lowest setting. You can see all of the components of the motor right through the jelly, which I thought was kinda cool, although tastes differ and you might not like seeing the mechanics of your toy. I haven't taken this toy into the shower, but I did run it underneath some water and it worked just fine afterwards. If you use it in the shower or the tub, be sure that the battery compartment is screwed on tight, or else your toy will be ruined.
    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

I find that the best way to clean off a jelly toy to is to wash it with warm water, no soap, then clean it with a toy cleaning spray once it's dry. It's a bit much, but it's worth it since it'll keep the toy in good condition.

When you put this toy away, whether it's in a bag or a locked box, make sure it's completely dry because if it's not it could grow mold. I always use water based lube with my toys, but you could also use silicone based lube with this toy. I wouldn't recommend any oil based lubes since this toy is porous and it could be hard to wash it off.
    • Easy to store

Packaging

When I got this toy, it was in a plastic package with a picture of a woman on one side and the name of the toy at the top. It's not as discreet as I'd like, but the picture can be taken out once the package is opened. The shape of the package, however, could be hard to explain to anyone who sees it because it's shaped like the toy. This problem can be solved just by cutting the package into pieces, but this might be time consuming and a pain to do.

The only thing I liked about the packaging of this toy is that I didn't need scissors to open it, since it can just be pulled open. There was a small page of instructions that were in the battery compartment of the toy that gave the wrong instructions for putting the batteries in, but luckily I've used plenty of batteries in my lifetime. Also, there was a picture showing how to put the batteries in on the inside of the battery compartment, but it was hard for me to see them unless I squinted. Perhaps if the lines were thicker it would be much easier to see the picture. Since this box is shaped specifically for storing this toy, the only thing it's good for storing is the toy itself, although it won't really hide the toy from others like a lock box would.

I don't think I would give this toy as a gift to somebody unless I was very close to them, since everyone has different tastes in toys, so unless you know somebody who'd really like this toy, I wouldn't suggest giving it as a gift.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

Usually, I don't like to use such basic toys; I prefer g-spot toys, or clitoral stimulators, but this toy really worked like a charm for me. I love the texture, the color, almost everything about this toy. I think it would be great for pretty much anybody.
    • Dildo
    • Realistic
    • Vibrator
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  • Zandrock
    thank you for the review,
  • ViVix
    Great review! I also have a glitter jelly vibrator that reminds me of this.
  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    I am impressed that you were able to see past the jelly material and find things to love about the toy. I think a lot of folks would pass on it just for the material. Good work.
  • Beneath The Bed
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Missmarc
    Great review, thank you!
  • faust
    nice review
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