Pump up...the volume?

Overall, you get what you pay for (thank goodness for free reviews, right?). It would be a hard sell for 26 dollars, but in any case, it will never fail to bring pleasure, and ultimately, orgasm.
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Pros
Powerful, 2x AAA batteries that it uses sparingly. Simple but dedicated function.
Cons
Loud...oh lordy is it loud.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The best use for this vibrator is for direct clitoral stimulation. Suited almost equally as well for pleasing other, smaller erogenous zones such as the nipples. The toy is able to be put to use by men, but meant particularly for women. The best time to use this toy is during foreplay or masturbation.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The material of the pump/vibrator is pretty run of the mill as far as adult toy material goes. The housing for the vibrator and the action end of the pump is a hard plastic shell containing a simple motor inside for the vibrator. The pump tube is a softer, translucent pink rubber, and the bulb is a heart-textured, tough rubber/plastic compound with a pressure valve to let air out, but not in. Two sleeves made of TPR silicone that fit over the head of the pump to ensure a good seal for suction. These materials are well suited to anyone of any experience range.
    • Bumpy
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The shape of the toy is very straightforward. The pump bulb and the tube connect at the back of the pump, so in order to get a seal, the whole toy has to be airtight. It works exactly as it's supposed to, and for a clitoral pump, it's not too bulky or awkward to use. Most parts of this toy don't matter by way of size as long as they're not in either extreme. The end that is placed over the clitoris is not too large, so the clitoris, when pumped down, won't become too swollen even after some time of use. As far as travel, it's not too bad, but the only downside is the readily visible, simple motor (made of metal, of course) in the neck of the toy. Aside from that, a simple removal of batteries in the back of the motor housing will prevent it from going off at the slightest touch.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

Not so much "functions," more like "function"...but it's not necessarily a bad thing. The one thing it does, and is supposed to do, is done well. The vibrations are located in the neck of the motor housing/handle, closer to the end of the toy that's placed over the clitoris. The two controls are located in two different parts of the toy, but for one to work, the other needs to be used first. The off/on switch is activated by a twist of the cap (connected to the tube and pump bulb) onto the handle/motor housing. The only way to get suction, when placed against skin, is to have the cap screwed tight onto the handle of the toy (an o-ring is located in the cap to ensure a seal). The pump bulb is at the very end of the toy. The noise was rather startling at first, expect something a bit loud upon the first use. Being that the pump bulb is connected at the back of the handle, that means there's air movement between the back of the toy and the very front - passing around/through the motor, that being said, it's not recommended for water. It doesn't eat batteries in one extended use or multiple uses. This toy is simple..."one speed, one gear - GO" as Charlie Sheen recently said, is an accurate descriptive of this little toy.
    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Care is simple, just rinse off the sleeve that goes over the head of the pump/vibrator. Storing is just as easy, putting it away somewhere free from dust will do the toy just fine. It is not recommended any toy be stored in direct contact with another toy to prevent interaction between the materials.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging of the toy was typical adult toy material. A box with a half-naked woman posing on it. Do battery insertion instructions (which were only half applicable, as the batteries can be put in either way -as long as they're facing opposite directions- it'll work) count as instructions? Not as though it was needed, anyways... twisting a cap isn't too difficult, hopefully.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
It ate through batteries rather quickly and had very little suction power to apply its buzzing shallow vibrations. I'd be highly disappointed in performance for the cost.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: kelaaa33wish
    Thank you for the review.
  • Contributor: Linga
    Good review, thanks
  • Contributor: Joie de Cherresse
    Nice review! I had this toy years ago and I never really liked it!
  • Contributor: wetone123
    Thanks for the review! I've wondered if this would work for me.
  • Contributor: napalmbutterfly
    I find that the sleeve with the little tickler thingies on it get a stronger suction than the one w/o them. And the vibrations don't seem as strong with a strong suction present. To each their own, I s'pose.
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Snozzberries
    I like the way you think. I had to read this once I read that you ised the word 'lordy;' was worth the read.
  • Contributor: Lavender*Moon
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Dear Ruby
    This is the first review that mentioned the noise factor... that hadn't occurred to me!
  • Contributor: sexyfish
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: TheirPet
    Thanks for sharing. I didn't realize this was that loud.
  • Contributor: lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Rod Ronald
    Thanks for the review
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