'Pumps You Up' faster than Hanz and Franz!

I'm kind of on the fence about this toy. My Mister really loves to explore my body so it is a little disappointing that we can't use it for very long before it is too much. However, I do like the fact that it will keep me turned on for a good while when used gently.
Published:
Pros:
Gets juices going, Doesn't take a lot of work to get a good suction, Easy to adjust
Cons:
Can be too much suction, Vibrations are good but hard to pinpoint to clit.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Advanced Clitoral Pump, by Cal Exotics, is a vibrator and clitoral pump in one. It is all designed for clitoral stimulation and is not intended for internal use. It has interchangeable heads. It can be used with a partner or alone. The vibrations leave something to be desired, and personally, I think the "Advanced" is refers to more "advanced" users...
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The entire vibrator is plastic. There is some plastic tubing and a, what seems to be, silicone, hand bulb to use for pumping. The interchangeable heads are made of TPR. One head is just a cup, the other has ticklers on it. They are pretty non-threatening as far as textures and materials and would be suitable materials for either beginning or advanced users; however, I feel that the use of this product would be best for more advanced toy users. The TPR heads had no odor that I noticed, neither did the plastic vibrator part.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Despite the glitter, I really thought the design of this looked kind of sexy. It's all curvy and feminine! The top has a bendy neck that makes it easy to maneuver, and the hand-held wand area is long enough to be able to use it comfortably without having to stretch and adjust too much.

The entire wand is 7.5 inches. The tube from the bottom of the wand to the bulb is 15 inches. I have, what I think, are larger hands for a woman, and the bulb fits nicely into my palm, if not a little small for it.

With the cup, the tube, the bulb, and the push button, it's fairly obvious that this is some sort of sexual toy, so it's not terribly discreet. You wouldn't want to put this in your purse, but if you have a pouch, this would be OK for travel.
    • Ergonomic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

This pump's suction is pretty strong. One, maybe two pumps should be enough to bring the blood to the surface of your button. If the suction becomes too much, there is a heart-shaped button on the bulb, that when depressed, releases the suction. There is a push button control for the vibrations, which seem to rest several inches lower than the cup, but since it is plastic, it resonates well throughout the toy. However, with the TPR cover, the vibrations are a little muted. Low, Med, High are the settings, and just push the button to travel between the speeds.

It takes two AAA batteries. It is easily heard through the covers, but not through a closed door under the covers.

This toy is absolutely not waterproof. No shower/tub play for you with this one! This is also something to consider if you tend to squirt or if you are a very wet gal in general.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Since it is not waterproof, cleaning can be a little high maintenance. As I said, if you squirt or are very wet in general, you may want to find something that has easier cleaning potential. There's no good way to clean the cup out since you cannot rinse or submerge it. You can easily remove the TPR sleeves to clean them properly with soap and warm water, or a toy cleaner. The rest of the toy you will want to use a wipe or a wash cloth that is well wrung out. This cannot be sanitized. This should not be shared as using a condom will not allow the pumping mechanism to work. Perhaps in a monogamous relationship with a partner you are sure is STI-free, but otherwise, you will want to make this a personal-use-only kind of toy.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The pump came in a plastic bag inside a typical Cal Exotics box. All product information is on the outside. There is a "beautiful" model on the cover looking at you seductively and hiking up her skirt. This always baffles me because this toy is marketed for women, and while some women might find her attractive, I don't think the "porn star model" type encompasses what women like in other women. But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong there. You could easily store this in its box, inside a zip-top bag.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative

Personal comments

If you have a very sensitive clitoral area, you will want to be gentle with this toy. It has good suction and combined with the vibrations could be painful if you are not careful.

Experience

I saved for this toy. No, not points, actual money. As a formerly one-income family, buying toys is quite a luxury, really. So, while she's not expensive in the world of sex toys, she is expensive to me.

When she got here, I was really excited. I IMMEDIATELY took her up to the bathroom, washed a cup sleeve, put her in place and gave her a little squeeze. It didn't feel good, but it didn't feel bad. So, I just put my panties back on and went about my business. About 2 minutes later, it felt like my clit was on FIRE. And not in a bad way. I had promised My Mister that I would not do anything with our acquisitions to the point of orgasm until he was available to play, so I had basically just tortured myself.

Later when he got home, and we were finally able to play, we tried to use this toy further. Basically, a lot of trial and error of how to position it, which cup to use, etc. This made my button engorged, but too much so. It hurt to use a vibe, it hurt to have him finger me, it just hurt.

So the moral: One, maybe two pumps. Then give your clit some time to recover and you will be good to go. This does not work the same way as a penis pump, where you are trying to make things as big as possible. The longer you have the suction on your clit, the more it will hurt. This is a great toy to use in preparation for a long night of pleasure... it will have you aching to be touched once your clit has calmed down a bit, but in partner play, you want to be extra, extra gentle and use this minimally.

As for the tickler head, I really didn't notice the little tentacles. For the cup head, the vibrations will not touch your clit. You could use the back of the cup as a vibrator on your clit, however.
Follow-up commentary
Once we discovered how to use it better, this has become something that is great for extended foreplay. My Mr. will send me upstairs to "pump" before heading out for the evening to a friends'. It will leave me with a fire burning that has me eager to cut off the libations and the gossip and hurry home! Honestly, we don't use the vibration portion of this. Occasionally, we will if we decide to leave it on for a moment or two with the suction, but overall, it's a function rarely utilized.
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Comments
  • wetone123
    wetone123  
    I have been curious about this type of toy, and your review answered all my questions. Thanks! Great review!
  • pinkcupcakes
    pinkcupcakes  
    thanks for the review!
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    kinkykara  
    thanks for the review
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    NoOneNosMe  
    Thanks for the review
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    geliebt  
    Thanks for the lovely review!
  • November
    November  
    Great review. Wow, I have this toy and have had no luck with it. I am a beginnerr though, so maybe I'm doing something wrong. Your review makes me want to take it off the shelf and give it a few more tries. I'm going to send you a message.
  • LuciFaery
    LuciFaery  
    Thank you for the review!
  • ddd masturbator(bye all!)
    ddd masturbator(bye all!)  
    Hmmm I was on the fence with this, but your review showed me that it would be too much for me... THANK YOU!
  • idunshire
    idunshire  
    Great review, glad to know you changed your mind about it XD
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    Great review, good info, and thanks for the follow-up!
  • Tammi Longbottom
    Tammi Longbottom  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Peaches2000
    Peaches2000  
    Thanks for the follow up! Would have never thought of that use, but it's a fun idea!
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    ohhhlala!  
    Very helpful review! Thanks for the follow up too!
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    ace.eric.pollen  
    thanks for the review!
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    sugar&spikes  
    thanks for the review!
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