Jesse's vibro pussy sucker - clitoral pump by Cal Exotics - review by *Huxley*

The Vibro Pussy Sucker is alleged to 'Nestle snugly over the vulva while noduled stimulators [fingers/ticklers] excite every pleasure point.' Basically what we have here is a three piece toy that makes a suction around the vagina along side a vibrating sensation. Imagine an oral sex replacement, if you will, for solo nights. Better yet, imagine if your vibrator could offer you more than flat vibrations. Suckling sensations sound pretty good right about now, don't they?
All in all this toy is supposed to make the most out of a basic bullet vibe.

The Pussy Sucker's cup (the suction part that you place over your vulva) is made from a somewhat opaque, pink jelly. It is greasy feeling and not appealing to the touch. For me, I felt as if I needed to wash my hands after touching it. A placebo wet effect, if you will, from the touch. It is also somewhat sticky and attracts lint of all kinds. There is a light smell from the jelly, but nothing that a thorough wash can't conquer. It has a bit of bounce to it, and it's jiggly like a Jell-O jigglier has. It is very flexible where the bullet isn't present. Keep in mind that Jelly can cause an allergic reaction to some people. With that being said, do a skin test before using any jelly toy. Rubbing your new jelly toy on the inside of your wrist and waiting 24 hours will let you know if you will have a reaction or not. Jelly sex toys often contain latex. Therefore, if you are sensitive to latex, you should not use products made of jelly. Better safe than sorry (with a swollen vagina).
The controller is made from hard, translucent pink ABS plastic. The pump is made from opaque pink PVC plastic.
The tubing going from the pump to the cup is clear PVC plastic. There is a clear plastic coating to the wires to the controller to the vibrator.

There are a lot of tubes/wires/things to deal with here.

In 3 pieces you will find:
1) The control pack. The control pack is compact at only 4" tall and 1.5" wide. It is a pretty translucent pink. The back has a slide off battery door where you would insert 2 AA batteries. A pull out jack is located at the end of the wire that then travels to the top of the cup. Here at the end of the cord is a molded bunny wrapped around the irremovable chrome bullet. The cord reaches 33" long including the jack.
2) The Cup. The cup is the soft flexible jelly piece that you place on top of your vulva. It is 4"lx3"w.
There are 43 'ticklers' placed on the bottom center of the cup. The ticklers measure about 3cm tall and are made of soft, flexible jelly. There is also a hole centrally located inside the ticklers for the air to go in and out of the tube. On the very top of the cup is the bunny; this is also where the bullet is located, as noted before. The bunny is 3" long total, 2" being the bullet and 1" being the bunny head. There are 2cm raised ears that go along the back of the bullet. There are slightly raised limbs, 2 on the front and 2 on the back. The only thing this bunny is lacking is a tail, but since the power cord is going straight out its butt, I don't think this is a design mishap.
3) The Squeeze Bulb. Next to the bullet cord near the bunny is the tubing, which is 14" long; attached at the end is the squeeze bulb for controlling the suction. The bulb is 7" around the widest part and about 4" tall.

Considering how many pieces there are, I doubt this would be good for travel. It is hard to get back together in a decent size to store, or even to get back in box.
As for use, it is somewhat obvious to use; the cup goes on your vulva, control pack in one hand, the bulb in the other. I am sure beginners to advanced users could figure out how to use it.

The control back only has 3 controls, and takes 2 AA batteries.
High- Buzzy 2 Vroom
Low- Buzzy 1 Vroom
Off
Once the vibrator is on, it is very quite. There is no way you could hear this from the outside of a door, let alone under covers. That being said, the vibrations are very weak and don't travel well through the jelly. They can be most felt on the top of the bunny, mostly through the bunny's face. Even then the vibrations are hard to reach.

The suction did not work for me at all. Placing it on my vulva and attempting to achieve the suction was a feat in itself. Placing the cup on a flat wall, on the other hand, made it work great. One squeeze of the bulb and it was in place. If you have a flat vagina this will work great; if your vulva is flat as a wall, then maybe you will have some luck.
Pressing even a finger over the hole inside of the cup and squeezing the bulb didn't suck as much as I would have thought. The suction in general isn't strong. Unless you are a wall...

This Pussy Sucker has lots of crevices inside of the cup; with the little ticklers as well as the crevices on top of the bunny, cleaning is important. Pay attention to all of these areas! You need a good eye to ensure that all your lady fluids, as well as lube (if used), are removed. Since jelly is porous, there are places for bacteria to hide, so washing is very important. Use a very mild hand soap or toy cleaner to clean (not even dish soap, no alcohol, no bleach). Wash, rinse and let air dry.

Keep in mind that jelly toys cannot be sterilized and tend to wear out faster with frequent use. They also can pick up dyes/colors from other materials, as well as pick up colors from other jelly toys they touch. They are known for leaving an oily residue that stains fabrics, meltin into a puddle of goo if two really bad toys touch for a while in storage, and stinking up anything else that holds onto odors in its surrounding area. So if you are storing, store jelly toys separate from other toys to prevent damage.

Use condoms (a dental dam may be more useful for this toy) when switching orifices to fend off bacteria and UTIs. Always keep your toys completely clean, dry and battery-less when storing. Only water and silicone-based lubricants should be used with jelly, and stay away from latex condoms when using jelly toys as it can ruin them.

You will find that your pussy sucker will arrive in a glossy cardboard box. On the front is a blonde chick sitting with her legs open, bra straps dropped but still holding the 'girls.' She is covered by the pussy sucker. There is also a picture of the pussy sucker, along with a write up of what it is, etc. The box is not informative for use, and should not be used for long term storage. Inside, the pussy sucker is enclosed by a clear plastic bag. There is also an instruction booklet to show you how to insert the batteries but not how to use the toy.

I wanted to try something different and the Pussy Sucker appealed to me. I imagined a mimicking sucking sensation that I could test out with a lower end toy (like this one) and if I liked it, move up to a higher end better toy. Not so much; this toy ruined any hope for something more.

My experience with the Pussy sucker was solo and is as follows:
It was comfortable once applied, placing the shell part over my lady regions was fine, and it would fit ladies of all shapes and sizes. It covered my entire clitoral and labia area. With my legs open in a sitting position, it came to the creases of my upper thighs. It was not uncomfortable, and was soft enough not to feel obtrusive. Once in place, I started to squeeze the bulb, which was awkward since it is so large. Achieving suction? Ha, not so much. Never once did it stay intact, ever. Using the the bulb to force suction actually made this gross farting noise. For me, this is a turn off and actually made me hate it more. If I did achieve suction, it was never longer than a second, if that. So I am not counting it.
Turning the vibrations on without suction was a let down. I expected to have suction to amplify the vibrations. So you have a bulb in one hand, attempting to get suction, press the shell closed, then squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, bzzzzzz, squeeze, squeeze, bzzzzzz, squeeze, nothing--all along with the battery pack/control in the other hand trying to squirm just so to keep the shell intact. The material is less than desirable, being jelly, but a 'wet' feeling jelly was not my cup of tea. The little fingers on the bottom of the shell did nothing; they aren't responsive enough to move with the vibration. The vibrations, anyhow, are weak (even with fresh batteries) and only could be even remotely arousing from the top of shell where the bunny is located. Why even bother, then, with the 'shell' part (you know, the main selling point) if I am just going to have to flip her over and use the bunny? Even then it lacks in so many ways, as far as vibration power is concerned.
I tried to use it twice, and out of frustration threw it back in the box and put it in the Herbie-Curbie to go out with the garbage.
This is the first toy that made in straight to the trash for me. What a disappointment. I, unfortunately, cannot find one thing that I like about it.