Puts the G in OMG
Published: February 3, 2009
useful review
At first I was put off by the push buttons and how much noise this little guy makes and didn't think we'd have much of a relationship. All it took was giving it a second chance, and I was completely taken. Sorry I doubted you, Buddy.
Pros:
Strong vibrations, Awesome patterns
Cons:
Very loud, Vibrations may be too intense for some
Since everyone else has tried and loved the Xtreme pack G-spot Bullet, I just had to see what all the fuss was about. At first glance, it was just what I had expected – a bullet with a push-button controller. Now, push buttons have left me a bit jaded in the past, but I really wanted to give this one a shot. I am so glad I did.
The buttons on the Xtreme aren’t like the ones that turned me off in the past. You know the ones I’m talking about. Push button to turn on, then again and again through get the maybe 5 speeds and patterns that are okay but no way in hell they’re going to get you off, then again and again to turn the damn thing off. Can you tell I was bitter about push buttons? I digress. The buttons on the Xtreme cycle through the 5 speeds and 7 patterns, both with its own set of arrows, so you’re sure to find at least one combination that’s perfect. The lights in the center indicate which pattern you’re on, so you can find your favorite every time. The transition between the speeds and patterns is much smoother than other push button vibrators I’ve had, which I really appreciate. And if you need to turn it off quickly, you can. The center button turns it on and off with no problem.
The vibrations on this baby are incredible. The speed goes from about 3 ½ vrooms to definitely 5. I’ve only taken it that high for the purpose of this review, and then it was too intense for me. The patterns vary from steady to pulsing to gradients and combinations of the three. The tip of the super-soft rubber coated bullet concentrates the vibes exactly where you want them.
The only real problem I found with the Xtreme is how much noise it makes. It is really loud. I have thin walls and housemates, so this poses a problem sometimes. If I put my comforter over me and put some pillows on top of that, it muffles the noise enough. It’s a small price to pay for the enjoyment I get.
The Xtreme’s called a g-spot bullet, but I like to avoid inserting bullets. It’s easy to break them if you only have the cord to pull it out by. Also, there’s a seam on most bullets (including this one) which is a nice place for bacteria to hide. I tried inserting the Xtreme once to see if it would actually get my g-spot, but it didn’t do anything for me. If you must insert it, vaginally or anally, put it in a condom so you have something reliable to pull it out with. Also use it with a condom if you’re planning on sharing it, as you can’t sterilize it. However it’s easily cleaned with warm water and soap or toy cleaner, though be careful not to submerge it or get water near the cord since it’s not waterproof.
This is a great little vibrator that packs a lot of punch. I wouldn’t recommend this as a first toy or for someone who it too sensitive for very intense vibrations. But for everyone else – hop on the Xtreme G bandwagon. You won’t regret it.
The buttons on the Xtreme aren’t like the ones that turned me off in the past. You know the ones I’m talking about. Push button to turn on, then again and again through get the maybe 5 speeds and patterns that are okay but no way in hell they’re going to get you off, then again and again to turn the damn thing off. Can you tell I was bitter about push buttons? I digress. The buttons on the Xtreme cycle through the 5 speeds and 7 patterns, both with its own set of arrows, so you’re sure to find at least one combination that’s perfect. The lights in the center indicate which pattern you’re on, so you can find your favorite every time. The transition between the speeds and patterns is much smoother than other push button vibrators I’ve had, which I really appreciate. And if you need to turn it off quickly, you can. The center button turns it on and off with no problem.
The vibrations on this baby are incredible. The speed goes from about 3 ½ vrooms to definitely 5. I’ve only taken it that high for the purpose of this review, and then it was too intense for me. The patterns vary from steady to pulsing to gradients and combinations of the three. The tip of the super-soft rubber coated bullet concentrates the vibes exactly where you want them.
The only real problem I found with the Xtreme is how much noise it makes. It is really loud. I have thin walls and housemates, so this poses a problem sometimes. If I put my comforter over me and put some pillows on top of that, it muffles the noise enough. It’s a small price to pay for the enjoyment I get.
The Xtreme’s called a g-spot bullet, but I like to avoid inserting bullets. It’s easy to break them if you only have the cord to pull it out by. Also, there’s a seam on most bullets (including this one) which is a nice place for bacteria to hide. I tried inserting the Xtreme once to see if it would actually get my g-spot, but it didn’t do anything for me. If you must insert it, vaginally or anally, put it in a condom so you have something reliable to pull it out with. Also use it with a condom if you’re planning on sharing it, as you can’t sterilize it. However it’s easily cleaned with warm water and soap or toy cleaner, though be careful not to submerge it or get water near the cord since it’s not waterproof.
This is a great little vibrator that packs a lot of punch. I wouldn’t recommend this as a first toy or for someone who it too sensitive for very intense vibrations. But for everyone else – hop on the Xtreme G bandwagon. You won’t regret it.
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Question about Xtreme Pack Bullet
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Sex, Lies & Pre-LawFor those of you that have owned this, how long has it last for you? Even with a fair amount of love n' care my bullets don't last more than a few months and I've come to accept this as a reality of bullet vibrators :(
BUT, seeing as everyone says this is the best darn bullet in the world, I was wondering if maybe it was an exception to this rule? -
EpiphoraMy first one lasted a year and a half.
But I've heard of others having much worse luck. -
Sex, Lies & Pre-LawI guess it's nice to know it at least has the capacity to last that long...there wasn't anything super special you did to extend its life, was there? I usually just try to keep them pretty dry (even when they say waterproof), take the batteries out between uses, and I have started reinforcing the wires at their connections with electrical tape. The tape has actually helped them from coming loose, which is good.
Anyone else have any suggestions?
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Oh Xtreme pack g-spot bullet, how I love thee!
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EpiphoraHow are you so wonderful, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet? How do you do it? Day after day, you deal with me shoving batteries in you and then jiggling them out. You let me wash you, unplug you, and throw you in my toy case. And you never falter! When I saw you in a sex toy store recently, I gasped and babbled on about how amazing you are to my boyfriend, because he was standing there, even though he already knows. You inspire me, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet. Just one question: can I call you something else? Your name sucks. -
Spiking Glue*laugh*
One of my newest acquisitions is called "Pyrex dildo mini latty pocket rocket" -- it is seriously in need of a nickname.
I think I'll call my toy 'pete'. -
EpiphoraLatty is kind-of cute. Maybe I should call mine Xtreme or Mr. Xtreme.
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I'm glad you like it!
It didn't reach my g-spot either.
Agreed, it really doesn't work for insertion. But I'm glad you found it as wonderful as the rest of us!
I love toys with strong vibes! Too bad it's so loud. Probably wouldn't work well in my living space, with adult roommates. ;P
Thanks for the review!